Scrubs

Season 5, Episode 8 — My Big Bird

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#1
I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop.
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#2
I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop.
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#3
But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet,
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#4
But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet,
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#5
so I was being extra cautious.
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#6
so I was being extra cautious.
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#7
Perfect. Time for my morning slushie.
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#8
Perfect. Time for my morning slushie.
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#9
Get out of the way! Store's being robbed!
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#10
Get out of the way! Store's being robbed!
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#11
Freeze!
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#12
Freeze!
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#13
The wall! Hide behind the wall!
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#14
The wall! Hide behind the wall!
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#15
No!
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#16
No!
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#17
Sasha!
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#18
Sasha!
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#19
All right, all right. OK.
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#20
There was a wall! What's with you?
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#21
There was a wall! What's with you?
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#22
Who's still shooting? She's down!
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#23
Who's still shooting? She's down!
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#24
It's over!
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#25
- This gonna hurt? - Don't be a baby.
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#26
- This gonna hurt? - Don't be a baby.
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#27
It's a magnetic image.
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#28
I apologise, Mr Foster. I'm upset.
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#29
I apologise, Mr Foster. I'm upset.
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#30
My scooter was assassinated this morning.
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#31
He was so attached to that.
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#32
He was so attached to that.
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#33
He used to wear a bracelet, "Sasha forever."
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#34
Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week.
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#35
Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week.
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#36
Whatever.
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#37
Whatever.
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#38
Now let's fire this baby up.
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#39
OK, so I still wear the bracelet.
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#40
Idiot.
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#41
My watch!
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#42
My watch!
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#43
- Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted!
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#44
- Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted!
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#45
Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million?
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#46
Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million?
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#47
If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.
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#48
If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.
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#49
Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy.
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#50
Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy.
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#51
What would you do with the money?
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#52
What would you do with the money?
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#53
Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom.
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#54
Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom.
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#55
I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?
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#56
I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?
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#57
Stupid lotto.
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#58
Stupid lotto.
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#59
- Good morning, Mrs Wilk. - It's a great morning.
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#60
- Good morning, Mrs Wilk. - It's a great morning.
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#61
That is wrong. Care to join me in a super-Ioud throat clear?
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#62
Absolutely.
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#63
Absolutely.
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#64
One, two, three.
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#65
Elliot, I can't believe you would do that!
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#66
Elliot, I can't believe you would do that!
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#67
- What'd you do? - Was it naughty?
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#68
When women want men to completely zone out,
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#69
When women want men to completely zone out,
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#70
there's one thing they can talk about.
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#71
I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair
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#72
I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair
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#73
- of Manolo Blahniks... - Shoe shopping.
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#74
- of Manolo Blahniks... - Shoe shopping.
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#75
Great, we can talk. What were you thinking?
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#76
Great, we can talk. What were you thinking?
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#77
We kissed. I've been treating his kid for a week
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#78
and we hit it off. It started out with some flirting.
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#79
and we hit it off. It started out with some flirting.
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#80
"Hi, I'm Dr Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?"
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#81
"Hi, I'm Dr Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?"
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#82
- Whose stool? - Strappy sandals.
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#83
- Whose stool? - Strappy sandals.
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#84
Shoe shopping.
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#85
Shoe shopping.
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#86
Continue.
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#87
And then I asked where his wife was.
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#88
And then I asked where his wife was.
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#89
He said, "She's not with us."
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#90
And then, you know...
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#91
And then, you know...
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#92
Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.
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#93
Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.
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#94
- Were they D's? - Be specific.
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#95
- Were they D's? - Be specific.
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#96
Good news. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear.
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#97
Good news. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear.
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#98
We'd like to keep you here for tests.
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#99
Whatever you say, doc.
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#100
Whatever you say, doc.
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#101
A lot of weird things can happen in a hospital.
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#102
Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis.
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#103
Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis.
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#104
Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this,
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#105
Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this,
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#106
Lie across his feet. I'm gonna push down his head
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#107
Lie across his feet. I'm gonna push down his head
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#108
- and straighten him out. - Fun!
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#109
- and straighten him out. - Fun!
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#110
And one, two, three!
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#111
Ted?
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#112
The weirdest thing is when a cool guy
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#113
The weirdest thing is when a cool guy
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#114
who's fine and talking to you one minute...
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#115
... is dead the next.
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#116
In hospitals, this happens a lot,
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#117
In hospitals, this happens a lot,
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#118
so you have to move on. Except when this happens...
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#119
so you have to move on. Except when this happens...
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#120
Well, if it isn't the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.
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#121
Well, if it isn't the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.
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#122
There's a mortality conference tomorrow
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#123
to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death.
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#124
to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death.
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#125
And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you.
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#126
And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you.
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#127
You gotta change that cell phone ring.
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#128
You gotta change that cell phone ring.
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#129
Mom, not now.
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#130
(theme song)
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#131
(theme song)
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#132
So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed.
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#133
So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed.
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#134
You've gotta change that ring.
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#135
You've gotta change that ring.
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#136
You think so? Mom, not now.
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#137
You think so? Mom, not now.
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#138
With morbidity and mortality conferences,
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#139
the first question sets the tone for the day.
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#140
the first question sets the tone for the day.
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#141
- Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me.
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#142
- Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me.
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#143
Delicious. My compliments to the little lady.
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#144
- I made those. - I know.
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#145
- I made those. - I know.
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#146
Dorian, you admitted Mr Foster with coughing, shortness of breath,
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#147
Dorian, you admitted Mr Foster with coughing, shortness of breath,
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#148
is that correct?
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#149
Yes.
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#150
Yes.
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#151
Mike check. Mike check.
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#152
Yes.
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#153
And then what happened?
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#154
And then what happened?
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#155
Dorian. I'm ten feet away from you. Talk.
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#156
Dorian. I'm ten feet away from you. Talk.
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#157
Mr Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed
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#158
Mr Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed
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#159
to an outbreak of pertussis.
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#160
to an outbreak of pertussis.
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#161
I was gonna check his labs,
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#162
but first I had to visit another patient, Mr Sutton.
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#163
but first I had to visit another patient, Mr Sutton.
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#164
So, Mr Sutton, when you came in with heartburn,
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#165
So, Mr Sutton, when you came in with heartburn,
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#166
I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out.
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#167
I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out.
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#168
But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG
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#169
But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG
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#170
because I had a hunch... and no girlfriend.
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#171
because I had a hunch... and no girlfriend.
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#172
Mostly it was the hunch.
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#173
That hunch paid off because, if I hadn't found that blocked artery,
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#174
That hunch paid off because, if I hadn't found that blocked artery,
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#175
you'd be dead right now.
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#176
And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.
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#177
And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.
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#178
And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.
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#179
Later, dude.
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#180
I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave?
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#181
I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave?
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#182
I don't know. Why are you so needy?
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#183
I don't know. Why are you so needy?
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#184
He keeps a hug schedule with his friends.
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#185
OK, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2.00 spot
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#186
OK, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2.00 spot
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#187
and pencilled in for never. How does that feel? Sting?
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#188
and pencilled in for never. How does that feel? Sting?
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#189
He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now.
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#190
He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now.
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#191
You guys, what would you do with a hundred million dollars?
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#192
You guys, what would you do with a hundred million dollars?
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#193
A hundred million dollars?
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#194
The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a 100 million dollars.
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#195
The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a 100 million dollars.
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#196
So earlier that morning...
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#197
So earlier that morning...
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#198
I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money.
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#199
I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money.
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#200
- I could get a trained shark. - Why?
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#201
- I could get a trained shark. - Why?
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#202
Thanks for inviting me over.
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#203
Anytime, buddy. Anytime.
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#204
Anytime, buddy. Anytime.
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#205
Wait for him... wait for him...
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#206
Wait for him... wait for him...
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#207
Can opener!
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#208
The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour!
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#209
Something feels pinchy.
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#210
Save me a leg.
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#211
Save me a leg.
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#212
I'm in.
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#213
I'm in.
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#214
We could buy more tickets if we collect money from everyone.
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#215
- I'll go through their lockers. - Asking them.
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#216
- I'll go through their lockers. - Asking them.
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#217
Seems kinda roundabout, but OK.
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#218
Seems kinda roundabout, but OK.
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#219
Hey, Dr Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets?
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#220
Hey, Dr Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets?
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#221
Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would.
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#222
Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would.
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#223
But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.
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#224
But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.
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#225
We have the same chance of winning as anyone.
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#226
We have the same chance of winning as anyone.
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#227
And the category is... ding!
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#228
Things with a better chance of happening than you winning.
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#229
Things with a better chance of happening than you winning.
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#230
Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please?
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#231
Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please?
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#232
- Go! - Brain transplants,
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#233
- Go! - Brain transplants,
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#234
Britney Spears having another hit,
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#235
Rolling Stones on a farewell tour and meaning it,
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#236
Rolling Stones on a farewell tour and meaning it,
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#237
me caring about anything on Wisteria Lane,
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#238
me caring about anything on Wisteria Lane,
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#239
Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning,
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#240
Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson...
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#241
Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson...
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#242
Time!
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#243
Anyway, that explains why I went into the room and said...
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#244
What would you do with a hundred million dollars?
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#245
- Me? Floating Head Doctor. - Here we go.
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#246
- Me? Floating Head Doctor. - Here we go.
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#247
I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body.
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#248
I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body.
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#249
That way I could literally be in two places at once.
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#250
That way I could literally be in two places at once.
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#251
Looking good, Mr Henderson.
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#252
Looking real good, Nurse Myers.
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#253
Looking real good, Nurse Myers.
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#254
Uh-oh.
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#255
He's flatlining! Body, come!
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#256
He's flatlining! Body, come!
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#257
Damn it!
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#258
Damn it!
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#259
Starting CPR.
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#260
Starting CPR.
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#261
There'd probably be some kinks to work out.
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#262
There'd probably be some kinks to work out.
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#263
Where is that whore?
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#264
Where is that whore?
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#265
- Who's a whore? - That'd be me, sir.
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#266
- Who's a whore? - That'd be me, sir.
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#267
Oh, of course. Would you care to elaborate?
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#268
See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping...
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#269
See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping...
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#270
Shoe shopping.
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#271
Shoe shopping.
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#272
Shoe shopping.
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#273
Oh, please.
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#274
Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this.
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#275
Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this.
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#276
Satin panties.
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#277
Satin panties.
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#278
Fine. I was checking on Mrs Wilk and...
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#279
Fine. I was checking on Mrs Wilk and...
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#280
Mrs Wilk, I wanted to explain to you my behaviour before.
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#281
Mrs Wilk, I wanted to explain to you my behaviour before.
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#282
It's not like I was making out with some random guy.
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#283
It's not like I was making out with some random guy.
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#284
I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot.
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#285
I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot.
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#286
He just turned out to be an orderly
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#287
who got his hands on a helicopter helmet.
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#288
who got his hands on a helicopter helmet.
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#289
But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son...
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#290
But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son...
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#291
And a wife.
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#292
I've been making out with a married man
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#293
I've been making out with a married man
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#294
while his sick child slept a few feet away.
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#295
while his sick child slept a few feet away.
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#296
Oh, my God, I've become my mother.
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#297
Hi. You said your wife was dead.
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#298
Hi. You said your wife was dead.
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#299
I said she wasn't with us. Don't make me a bad guy.
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#300
You're not a good guy.
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#301
You're not a good guy.
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#302
Good guys don't lie about being single or being pilots.
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#303
Good guys don't lie about being single or being pilots.
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#304
If you were a good guy, you'd get in and tell her what happened.
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#305
If you were a good guy, you'd get in and tell her what happened.
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#306
- You're right. - Hell, yeah, I am.
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#307
Wait, what?
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#308
You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident,
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#309
You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident,
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#310
everything slows down?
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#311
No!
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#312
Whore!
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#313
Whore!
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#314
Where is that whore?
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#315
Hey, guys. What's up?
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#316
Would you do me a favour and cover Mr Foster?
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#317
Would you do me a favour and cover Mr Foster?
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#318
I have to go to Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve.
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#319
I have to go to Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve.
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#320
You are so obsessing about this.
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#321
Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria was giving you small waffles.
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#322
Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria was giving you small waffles.
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#323
How'd that work out?
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#324
How'd that work out?
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#325
They waffle-ironed my foot. This is different.
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#326
- Look, I need a ride. - Pass.
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#327
- Look, I need a ride. - Pass.
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#328
Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed.
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#329
Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed.
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#330
OK, put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away.
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#331
OK, put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away.
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#332
This is where Sutton lives, right? Let's get in there.
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#333
This is where Sutton lives, right? Let's get in there.
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#334
J. D...
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#335
J. D...
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#336
Dude?
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#337
OK, just back away slowly.
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#338
OK, just back away slowly.
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#339
Oh, no! Turk, they're organised! Run!
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#340
Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?
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#341
Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?
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#342
And there it was. Hope.
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#343
And there it was. Hope.
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#344
Dr Kelso's inability to deal with hunger was legendary.
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#345
Dr Kelso's inability to deal with hunger was legendary.
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#346
We were as good as home.
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#347
I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch.
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#348
I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch.
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#349
Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo.
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#350
Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo.
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#351
This is important. You sit down and get on with it.
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#352
This is important. You sit down and get on with it.
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#353
Perry, I'm in charge here.
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#354
Perry, I'm in charge here.
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#355
Ted, give him your sandwich.
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#356
I suppose I could spare a small corner.
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#357
I suppose I could spare a small corner.
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#358
Everyone just stay right where you are
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#359
Everyone just stay right where you are
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#360
and we will be back in... two minutes.
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#361
and we will be back in... two minutes.
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#362
One sandwich later, we got back into it.
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#363
One sandwich later, we got back into it.
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#364
And then what happened, Dr Dorian?
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#365
And then what happened, Dr Dorian?
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#366
Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostriches are flightless birds.
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#367
Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostriches are flightless birds.
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#368
There goes the sentry.
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#369
Every three minutes, like clockwork.
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#370
Every three minutes, like clockwork.
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#371
Dude, can I admit something to you?
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#372
I kind of missed not getting my hug today.
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#373
I kind of missed not getting my hug today.
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#374
Here comes your vanilla bear.
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#375
J.D. J.D. Oh, J. D!
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#376
J.D. J.D. Oh, J. D!
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#377
Dude, don't sweat it!
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#378
It says here the ostrich is generally a docile creature.
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#379
It says here the ostrich is generally a docile creature.
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#380
Thank God.
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#381
Thank God.
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#382
It also says their kick can kill a man.
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#383
What? I'm coming back up!
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#384
What? I'm coming back up!
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#385
Turk!
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#386
Turk!
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#387
Mr Sutton, I hope this isn't a bad time.
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#388
Who cares about Mr Sutton?
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#389
So, Dr Reid, you were covering Mr Foster.
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#390
So, Dr Reid, you were covering Mr Foster.
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#391
Actually, sir, I was on my way to cover Mr Foster,
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#392
Actually, sir, I was on my way to cover Mr Foster,
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#393
but then I stopped in Mrs Wilk's room and...
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#394
but then I stopped in Mrs Wilk's room and...
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#395
- What are you doing? - Don't look at me.
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#396
- What are you doing? - Don't look at me.
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#397
Do you see the woman standing outside?
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#398
- Yeah, I see her. - I made out with her husband.
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#399
That's disgusting.
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#400
That's disgusting.
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#401
OK, just get out of here and do PFTs on Mr Foster.
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#402
OK, just get out of here and do PFTs on Mr Foster.
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#403
Dr Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.
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#404
Dr Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.
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#405
If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.
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#406
If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.
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#407
You may kiss the bride.
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#408
You may kiss the bride.
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#409
Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy.
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#410
Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy.
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#411
Mazeltov.
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#412
Mazeltov.
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#413
Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.
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#414
Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.
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#415
Why ostriches?
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#416
Why ostriches?
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#417
They're majestic creatures, don't you think?
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#418
And they're kinda like my children.
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#419
And they're kinda like my children.
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#420
Plus, I make belts out of their necks.
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#421
Plus, I make belts out of their necks.
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#422
OK. Look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here.
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#423
OK. Look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here.
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#424
- There is a door. - Man.
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#425
You OK? Did you try and escape?
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#426
You OK? Did you try and escape?
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#427
I did escape. There was one waiting in the car.
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#428
I did escape. There was one waiting in the car.
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#429
Leon. Loves the car rides.
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#430
Likes to stick his head out. I tell him it's dangerous.
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#431
Likes to stick his head out. I tell him it's dangerous.
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#432
He doesn't listen.
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#433
Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.
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#434
Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.
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#435
For doing your job? I'm a garbage man.
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#436
For doing your job? I'm a garbage man.
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#437
How many times a day do I get thanked?
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#438
- Six. - You're off by about six.
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#439
- Six. - You're off by about six.
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#440
Twelve!
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#441
I see why Leon outfoxed you.
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#442
I see why Leon outfoxed you.
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#443
Stupid bird stole my hat.
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#444
I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."
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#445
I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."
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#446
I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."
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#447
Why'd he just walk away like that?
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#448
Uh-oh.
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#449
Don't move.
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#450
Don't move.
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#451
I gotta admit he looks pretty phat in your Kangol.
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#452
They're about to pick the numbers.
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#453
And remember that when we win, we win as a family.
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#454
And remember that when we win, we win as a family.
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#455
I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split.
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#456
I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split.
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#457
Perfect.
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#458
Nurse Espinoza, Mr Foster's cough is worse and Dr Dorian's gone.
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#459
Nurse Espinoza, Mr Foster's cough is worse and Dr Dorian's gone.
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#460
Dr Reid's covering, but she's indisposed.
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#461
Dr Reid's covering, but she's indisposed.
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#462
I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.
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#463
I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.
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#464
You're missing out.
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#465
There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars.
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#466
There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars.
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#467
Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot.
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#468
Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot.
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#469
Let me out of here! I will kill you!
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#470
I'm watching the game.
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#471
Sweetie, you want to get naughty?
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#472
Sweetie, you want to get naughty?
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#473
Come on. Do it. Do it.
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#474
Come on. Do it. Do it.
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#475
I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game.
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#476
I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game.
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#477
I gotta call my glass guy.
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#478
I gotta call my glass guy.
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#479
Mrs Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband.
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#480
Mrs Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband.
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#481
We are two women who have been wronged and lied to,
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#482
and the healthiest thing for us to do now,
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#483
and the healthiest thing for us to do now,
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#484
walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?
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#485
walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?
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#486
Do you know what I do with whores?
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#487
I punch them in the face.
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#488
I punch them in the face.
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#489
Bring it, bitch.
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#490
Bring it, bitch.
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#491
Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?
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#492
Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?
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#493
Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Wanna wait with me?
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#494
Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Wanna wait with me?
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#495
I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago.
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#496
I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago.
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#497
This experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude.
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#498
This experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude.
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#499
In the end...
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#500
Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man...
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#501
Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man...
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#502
Dorian, what are you doing?
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#503
Sorry, sir.
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#504
Sorry, sir.
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#505
Sometimes I like to just sum things up.
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#506
Well, allow me to do that for you.
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#507
Well, allow me to do that for you.
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#508
In the end, when Mr Foster started coughing up blood...
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#509
In the end, when Mr Foster started coughing up blood...
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#510
... the on-call surgeon was stuck in traffic...
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#511
... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery...
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#512
... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery...
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#513
... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man...
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#514
... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man...
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#515
... and the covering physician was incapacitated.
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#516
... and the covering physician was incapacitated.
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#517
And what was Mr Foster doing?
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#518
And what was Mr Foster doing?
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#519
He was dying in the hands of the interns.
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#520
He was dying in the hands of the interns.
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#521
How did I do, Dr Dorian?
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#522
Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.
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#523
Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.
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#524
Cut to the chase there, pee pants.
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#525
Mr Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,
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#526
Mr Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,
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#527
probably caused by the 21-hour flight from India.
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#528
probably caused by the 21-hour flight from India.
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#529
Dr Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan.
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#530
Dr Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan.
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#531
Working from an inaccurate report,
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#532
Working from an inaccurate report,
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#533
there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr Foster from passing.
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#534
there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr Foster from passing.
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#535
Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.
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#536
Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.
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#537
Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.
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#538
After a day like today, there's only one thing you can do...
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#539
After a day like today, there's only one thing you can do...
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#540
To bad radiologists.
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#541
Wait, wait. Let me get in on this.
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#542
Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.
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#543
Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.
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#544
Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.
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#545
Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.
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#546
No, because you were lucky.
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#547
No, because you were lucky.
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#548
You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults.
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#549
You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults.
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#550
Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party.
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#551
Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party.
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#552
It's never easy when someone accuses you of screwing up,
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#553
It's never easy when someone accuses you of screwing up,
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#554
especially when you know it's true.
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#555
especially when you know it's true.
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#556
When that happens, you can't shrug it off,
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#557
because in a hospital,
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#558
because in a hospital,
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#559
the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you.
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#560
the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you.
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#561
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