Scrubs

Season 5, Episode 12 — My Cabbage

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#1
The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
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#2
The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,
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#3
as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,
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#4
as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,
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#5
he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.
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#6
- I'm here, lover. - Tender.
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#7
- I'm here, lover. - Tender.
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#8
In my defence, Keith's a decent kisser,
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#9
and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
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#10
and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.
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#11
Happened in college.
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#12
Happened in college.
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#13
What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?
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#14
At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident
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#15
At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident
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#16
we'd managed to block out for 12 years.
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#17
we'd managed to block out for 12 years.
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#18
OK with us not hanging out?
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#19
- Totally. - OK.
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#20
- Totally. - OK.
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#21
I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:
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#22
I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:
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#23
Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
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#24
Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...
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#25
- Cabbage! - Yes, sir.
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#26
Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.
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#27
Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.
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#28
Well, my last name is Cabbage.
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#29
Well, my last name is Cabbage.
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#30
I know, but I nicknamed you "Wolfman"
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#31
because of your keen sense of smell.
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#32
because of your keen sense of smell.
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#33
And your ridiculously hairy torso.
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#34
And your ridiculously hairy torso.
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#35
What can I do you for?
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#36
Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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#37
Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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#38
Yes and no. Mostly no. Really, really, all no.
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#39
Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.
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#40
Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.
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#41
Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.
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#42
Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.
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#43
Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.
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#44
Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.
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#45
It's an honour to watch you work.
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#46
It's an honour to watch you work.
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#47
Take it all in, Cabbage. Take it all in.
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#48
Yes, I like some interns more than others,
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#49
Yes, I like some interns more than others,
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#50
but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.
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#51
but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.
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#52
You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.
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#53
You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.
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#54
They needed help with a shooting victim.
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#55
Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.
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#56
- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.
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#57
- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.
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#58
Here's the gunshot victim.
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#59
Hey, look, my blood.
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#60
Hey, look, my blood.
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#61
- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.
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#62
- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.
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#63
Quiet time.
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#64
Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.
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#65
Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.
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#66
Cool. What's your number?
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#67
- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.
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#68
- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.
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#69
You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?
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#70
You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?
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#71
Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.
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#72
Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.
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#73
The Butterball Turkey Helpline?
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#74
This one says, "That Guy In The Restaurant."
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#75
I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?
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#76
I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?
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#77
We spent all night talking about... something, OK?
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#78
We spent all night talking about... something, OK?
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#79
If I need you, I can just call Carla.
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#80
It's not like we hang out.
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#81
It's not like we hang out.
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#82
I bet you don't have my number.
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#83
I bet you don't have my number.
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#84
Not even Keith could bum me out,
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#85
because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.
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#86
because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.
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#87
I'm not gonna miss this food.
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#88
I'm not gonna miss this food.
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#89
Well, the nurses and I got you this.
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#90
You should see the size of the stationery store.
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#91
You should see the size of the stationery store.
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#92
That was a huge courtesy laugh
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#93
because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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#94
because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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#95
because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.
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#96
Mrs Wilk, I remember how much you like basketball,
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#97
so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time
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#98
so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time
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#99
signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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#100
signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
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#101
Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!
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#102
Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!
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#103
Winner!
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#104
- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
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#105
- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?
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#106
Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.
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#107
Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.
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#108
Hi, Patricia.
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#109
That's not my signature.
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#110
Did you sign this? It's illegal.
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#111
Did you sign this? It's illegal.
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#112
OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.
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#113
OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.
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#114
(theme song)
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#115
(theme song)
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#116
That morning seemed like any other.
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#117
That morning seemed like any other.
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#118
Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...
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#119
Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...
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#120
Anybody want a cool prison jumpsuit?
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#121
Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest
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#122
Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest
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#123
with the last double-chocolate-chocolate-chip muffin.
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#124
Let's end this charade.
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#125
Let's end this charade.
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#126
You win again. You always do.
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#127
You win again. You always do.
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#128
Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?
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#129
Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?
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#130
Sanchez appears to be flying, sir.
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#131
I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.
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#132
I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.
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#133
I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.
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#134
I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.
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#135
That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
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#136
That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.
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#137
No.
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#138
No.
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#139
Know the No.1 cause of death in a hospital?
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#140
- Your breath? - Infection.
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#141
- Your breath? - Infection.
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#142
Know how quickly infection spreads in a hospital?
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#143
- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.
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#144
- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.
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#145
Don't care.
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#146
Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.
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#147
Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.
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#148
And then a handshake.
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#149
And then a handshake.
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#150
Perhaps an accidental collision.
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#151
Perhaps an accidental collision.
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#152
Then a simple touch on the shoulder.
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#153
And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
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#154
And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.
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#155
Chinatown is awesome!
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#156
Chinatown is awesome!
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#157
I want that bird gone.
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#158
I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
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#159
I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.
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#160
Heck, we all would.
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#161
You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.
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#162
You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.
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#163
How come Cabbage got off so he could go see King Kong?
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#164
Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
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#165
Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.
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#166
It's like I'm at the zoo.
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#167
It's like I'm at the zoo.
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#168
Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.
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#169
Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.
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#170
See ya, Mrs Wilk.
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#171
See ya, Mrs Wilk.
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#172
I'm gonna miss you.
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#173
I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.
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#174
I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.
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#175
You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.
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#176
You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.
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#177
Got your number right here in my... phone. Sorry.
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#178
Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
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#179
Don't even worry about it. It's OK.
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#180
- We are so not cool. - We're not?
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#181
- We are so not cool. - We're not?
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#182
Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...
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#183
Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...
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#184
Mr Burton, hi!
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#185
Mr Burton, hi!
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#186
In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
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#187
In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.
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#188
If there's anything we can do, let us know.
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#189
If there's anything we can do, let us know.
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#190
Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.
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#191
Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.
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#192
- Done. - Done.
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#193
I can't believe you fell for that.
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#194
I can't believe you fell for that.
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#195
Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.
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#196
Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.
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#197
You got my "1" button?
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#198
Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.
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#199
Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.
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#200
Touche. What else can you do?
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#201
Touche. What else can you do?
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#202
Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.
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#203
Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.
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#204
What for? Abraham Lincoln...
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#205
What for? Abraham Lincoln...
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#206
Abraham Lincoln is your president crush
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#207
or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?
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#208
or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?
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#209
There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.
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#210
There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.
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#211
- All I have are hundreds. - You a prostitute?
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#212
I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?
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#213
I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?
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#214
- Nice job. - Thanks.
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#215
- Nice job. - Thanks.
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#216
Thank you.
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#217
Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.
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#218
Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.
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#219
- Where's my change? - A bird took it.
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#220
I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
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#221
I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.
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#222
Why are you sitting here?
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#223
Why are you sitting here?
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#224
I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.
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#225
I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.
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#226
I've seen that kid. Horrible.
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#227
I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.
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#228
I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.
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#229
Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
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#230
Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,
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#231
I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:
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#232
I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:
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#233
Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.
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#234
Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.
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#235
Then bounce him out of here.
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#236
What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?
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#237
What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?
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#238
I wrote it on-call and the next morning,
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#239
I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"
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#240
I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"
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#241
Bethany, focus.
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#242
Bethany, focus.
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#243
I can't pick one of 'em out to torture.
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#244
Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.
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#245
Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.
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#246
You are their teacher. How competent can they be?
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#247
You are their teacher. How competent can they be?
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#248
This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
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#249
This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.
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#250
One made a diagnosis off a backwards x-ray.
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#251
Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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#252
Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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#253
Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.
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#254
Stellar group there. Let the torturing commence.
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#255
Oh, I'm sorry.
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#256
Oh, I'm sorry.
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#257
That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.
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#258
That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.
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#259
Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
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#260
Please exit the area. Please exit the area.
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#261
I'd love to talk to you more about the screenplay.
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#262
Please exit the area...
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#263
Please exit the area...
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#264
Turk and Elliot were having a hard time
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#265
Turk and Elliot were having a hard time
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#266
because Mr Burton didn't make it through surgery.
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#267
We did everything we could for him.
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#268
We did everything we could for him.
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#269
We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.
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#270
We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.
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#271
That's Devin. I'm Eric.
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#272
Oh, you guys must get that all the time.
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#273
Oh, you guys must get that all the time.
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#274
Because all black people look the same?
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#275
Because all black people look the same?
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#276
God, no! Because you're identical twins.
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#277
- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
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#278
- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.
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#279
Identical twins, Turk!
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#280
Identical twins, Turk!
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#281
Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.
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#282
Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.
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#283
That's gonna hurt with the ladies.
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#284
That's gonna hurt with the ladies.
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#285
Wow.
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#286
Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
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#287
Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.
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#288
I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.
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#289
I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.
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#290
I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
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#291
I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.
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#292
Cabbage! Heat test.
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#293
It's a little hot.
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#294
I'll add some milk. Thank you.
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#295
I'll add some milk. Thank you.
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#296
- See? - Yeah.
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#297
And now, it's goodbye, Keith.
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#298
And now, it's goodbye, Keith.
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#299
Interns, gather!
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#300
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
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#301
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
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#302
The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.
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#303
This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.
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#304
This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.
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#305
At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
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#306
At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face
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#307
next to your name. One sad face, and you are gonzo.
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#308
And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
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#309
And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.
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#310
Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?
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#311
Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.
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#312
Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.
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#313
Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
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#314
Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.
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#315
- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.
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#316
- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.
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#317
So as I was saying, my sad face...
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#318
Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.
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#319
Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.
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#320
If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.
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#321
If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.
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#322
The bird's dead, sir.
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#323
And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.
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#324
And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.
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#325
I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.
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#326
I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.
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#327
You said our father left us a note?
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#328
You said our father left us a note?
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#329
Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.
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#330
Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.
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#331
I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.
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#332
I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.
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#333
If your credibility slips away,
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#334
you might have to excuse yourself.
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#335
you might have to excuse yourself.
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#336
Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.
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#337
Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.
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#338
I know it's in pencil,
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#339
but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.
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#340
but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.
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#341
All right? Very, very sad. Yes?
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#342
All right? Very, very sad. Yes?
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#343
Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
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#344
Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?
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#345
She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.
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#346
She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.
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#347
Sometimes, there's nothing you can do.
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#348
That was me, sir. Sorry.
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#349
That was me, sir. Sorry.
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#350
Oh, Cabbage.
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#351
Oh, Cabbage.
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#352
Not you, Wolfman.
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#353
Not you, Wolfman.
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#354
I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
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#355
I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.
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#356
The odds were against you.
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#357
You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
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#358
You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
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#359
You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.
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#360
Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...
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#361
Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...
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#362
I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
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#363
I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.
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#364
Thanks.
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#365
Why the grim face there, Trish?
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#366
You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
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#367
You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?
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#368
You bested me again, you little chocolate bitch.
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#369
Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
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#370
Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.
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#371
You got what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.
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#372
No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.
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#373
No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.
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#374
That's Keith? Best intern we've got.
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#375
That's Keith? Best intern we've got.
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#376
I'd like to bronze him, turn my office into a Keith-edral
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#377
and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.
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#378
and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.
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#379
- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
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#380
- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.
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#381
When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
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#382
When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.
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#383
You think that's funny? This isn't over.
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#384
You think that's funny? This isn't over.
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#385
What's not over?
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#386
- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things.
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#387
You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.
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#388
You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.
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#389
We're on our way back now.
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#390
Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
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#391
Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.
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#392
I'm gonna have to call you back.
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#393
I'm gonna have to call you back.
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#394
Look, somebody left a baby here.
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#395
Look, somebody left a baby here.
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#396
Well, he is kind of cute.
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#397
- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.
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#398
- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.
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#399
What?! Come on! That was intentional!
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#400
What?! Come on! That was intentional!
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#401
- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!
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#402
- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!
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#403
We are so damn proud of you.
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#404
My little valedictorian.
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#405
My little valedictorian.
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#406
Put him back together, baby! No!
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#407
Mom? Dad?
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#408
Son? Son?
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#409
Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
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#410
Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
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#411
Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!
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#412
No!
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#413
You all right? You were gone for a long time.
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#414
You're gonna be an awful father!
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#415
You're gonna be an awful father!
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#416
And now to take care of my boy.
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#417
Cabbage is back!
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#418
Cabbage is back!
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#419
I should've made it clear earlier.
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#420
The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
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#421
The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
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#422
The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.
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#423
- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!
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#424
- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!
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#425
This is unfair. If I had messed up, I'd be gone.
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#426
Let me explain something.
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#427
Let me explain something.
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#428
I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?
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#429
I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?
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#430
Take Gloria. The woman's 400 years old.
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#431
She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.
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#432
She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.
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#433
Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.
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#434
Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.
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#435
Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.
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#436
Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.
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#437
How come I don't get a nickname?
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#438
How come I don't get a nickname?
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#439
Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.
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#440
Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.
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#441
My last name is Dudemeister.
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#442
And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.
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#443
And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.
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#444
Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,
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#445
Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,
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#446
and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
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#447
and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.
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#448
I'm not implying that you'll get ill,
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#449
I'm not implying that you'll get ill,
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#450
it's just that you're old and chances are good...
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#451
Stop talking, Robert.
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#452
Stop talking, Robert.
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#453
It's all right. I know what you meant.
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#454
It's all right. I know what you meant.
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#455
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
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#456
Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...
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#457
136. I was wrong.
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#458
136. I was wrong.
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#459
I apologise, Sanchez. You were right, as always.
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#460
What?
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#461
Hey, Newbie!
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#462
Watch out for the bedpan.
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#463
Watch out for the bedpan.
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#464
Now we're even.
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#465
But answer me this question, will ya, please?
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#466
But answer me this question, will ya, please?
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#467
Those are beautiful antlers.
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#468
Those are beautiful antlers.
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#469
Why is that screw-up still here?
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#470
Why is that screw-up still here?
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#471
You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
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#472
You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.
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#473
And you're done.
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#474
You accidentally drummed your friend out of here
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#475
You accidentally drummed your friend out of here
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#476
'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?
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#477
'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?
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#478
That nickname will never stick. Too long.
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#479
Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
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#480
Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.
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#481
Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made
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#482
Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made
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#483
and tell me this: Who made them?
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#484
and tell me this: Who made them?
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#485
Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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#486
Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?
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#487
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
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#488
I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.
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#489
Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.
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#490
Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.
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#491
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
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#492
I don't remember who made those mistakes.
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#493
Yeah, you do.
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#494
OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.
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#495
OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.
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#496
You guys ready?
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#497
All right, Elliot, begin.
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#498
"My dearest Eric.
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#499
"My dearest Eric.
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#500
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
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#501
It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."
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#502
I'm gay.
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#503
"...so that she might find you a man..."
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#504
"...so that she might find you a man..."
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#505
- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."
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#506
- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."
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#507
I found your note in Sanchez's wreath.
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#508
Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.
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#509
Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.
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#510
Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.
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#511
Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.
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#512
"Make sure you clean out the gutters at the lake house
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#513
so the front porch doesn't flood"?
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#514
so the front porch doesn't flood"?
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#515
Ours is better than that.
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#516
Ours is better than that.
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#517
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
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#518
Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.
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#519
Terrific.
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#520
And he's gone.
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#521
Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
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#522
Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.
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#523
Farewell, Sanchez.
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#524
Time to give Keith a little treat.
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#525
Time to give Keith a little treat.
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#526
Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.
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#527
Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.
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#528
Oh, really?
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#529
Oh, really?
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#530
There! Tell him I'm good.
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#531
Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.
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#532
Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.
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#533
Thanks for the warning.
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#534
Thanks for the warning.
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#535
Hey, Dr Dorian.
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#536
Hey, Jason. We need to talk.
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#537
Hey, Jason. We need to talk.
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#538
Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,
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#539
Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,
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#540
and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.
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#541
and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.
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#542
I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.
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#543
I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.
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#544
But I promise I'll do better when I come back.
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#545
Yeah, about coming back...
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#546
Yeah, about coming back...
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#547
Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.
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#548
Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.
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#549
Like going through a horrible experience with a friend
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#550
Like going through a horrible experience with a friend
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#551
reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.
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#552
reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.
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#553
"A woman to find a man
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#554
"A woman to find a man
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#555
to find a woman."
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#556
Excuse me for a sec.
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#557
Incoming call from Elliot Reid?
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#558
You're on speed dial, baby.
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#559
You're on speed dial, baby.
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#560
- What's up? - What's up?
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#561
- What you doing? - What are you doing?
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#562
- What you doing? - What are you doing?
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#563
What you doing?
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#564
In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,
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#565
In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,
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#566
I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
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#567
I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.
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#568
You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.
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#569
You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.
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#570
Oh, goodbye, young man.
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#571
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#572
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