Scrubs

Season 5, Episode 13 — My Five Stages

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#1
Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games.
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#2
Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games.
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#3
Tonight was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief."
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#4
Tonight was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief."
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#5
Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples.
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#6
I was at the dance with the other pickers.
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#7
Liar!
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#8
Liar!
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#9
Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me.
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#10
Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me.
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#11
You saw him do it, didn't you, Paco?
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#12
Mostly because they never let me speak.
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#13
Mostly because they never let me speak.
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#14
He hid them in his pantalones.
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#15
He hid them in his pantalones.
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#16
He loves these apples.
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#17
He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.
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#18
He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.
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#19
You can't talk. Lost your tongue in that cider press accident.
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#20
You can't talk. Lost your tongue in that cider press accident.
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#21
Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse!
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#22
I hate the pickers' bunkhouse.
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#23
And I hate Keith. Which begs the question:
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#24
And I hate Keith. Which begs the question:
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#25
Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?
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#26
Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?
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#27
I needed a distraction because last week,
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#28
I needed a distraction because last week,
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#29
we all thought Mrs Wilk was going home.
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#30
But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts,
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#31
But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts,
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#32
she was now gonna die.
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#33
To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach.
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#34
To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach.
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#35
I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes.
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#36
I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes.
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#37
Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far.
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#38
Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far.
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#39
Want me to bury you?
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#40
Want me to bury you?
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#41
Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling.
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#42
Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling.
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#43
I thought we had more sand.
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#44
Now what?
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#45
OK, people, it's time for the $50,000 cash call.
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#46
Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!
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#47
Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!
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#48
What?
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#49
Would you love a virgin daiquiri?
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#50
Would you love a virgin daiquiri?
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#51
It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you.
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#52
It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you.
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#53
- Thanks. - Hilarious.
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#54
Cheers.
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#55
Cheers.
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#56
I've never really been afraid of death.
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#57
I've never really been afraid of death.
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#58
I used it as a motivator.
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#59
When you know there's an end, it forces you to live.
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#60
When you know there's an end, it forces you to live.
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#61
It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli
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#62
It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli
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#63
to take me to the sock hop.
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#64
It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am.
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#65
It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am.
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#66
Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I...
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#67
Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I...
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#68
Why am I so scared?
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#69
Sometimes, life sucks.
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#70
For everyone.
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#71
Sorry, Teddy! Apparently you don't need the money!
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#72
No!
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#73
No!
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#74
Why?
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#75
(Theme song)
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#76
(Theme song)
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#77
Mrs Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counsellor.
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#78
Mrs Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counsellor.
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#79
He had a certain frankness about death.
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#80
Which one of you is gonna kick it? I want to guess.
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#81
Which one of you is gonna kick it? I want to guess.
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#82
I'm thinking it's either you or you.
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#83
I'm thinking it's either you or you.
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#84
You 'cause you're hooked up to machines.
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#85
Or you... you have that look of someone who dies young.
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#86
Or you... you have that look of someone who dies young.
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#87
I'm kidding.
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#88
You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I'm not psychic.
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#89
You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I'm not psychic.
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#90
We did not like him.
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#91
- I think he's funny. - She's delirious.
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#92
- I think he's funny. - She's delirious.
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#93
Mrs Wilk, I'm Dr Hedrick. It sounds cliched, but you're gonna go through
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#94
Mrs Wilk, I'm Dr Hedrick. It sounds cliched, but you're gonna go through
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#95
"The Five Stages of Grief," which are:
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#96
"The Five Stages of Grief," which are:
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#97
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.
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#98
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.
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#99
I assume you two have already entered into a conversation
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#100
I assume you two have already entered into a conversation
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#101
with Mrs Wilk about what dying is gonna be like.
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#102
with Mrs Wilk about what dying is gonna be like.
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#103
We were right before you came in.
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#104
I'm sorry. Then please, continue.
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#105
I'm sorry. Then please, continue.
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#106
All right, we will. Newbie... go.
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#107
All right, we will. Newbie... go.
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#108
Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah...
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#109
Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah...
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#110
OK, death is like a journey.
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#111
OK, death is like a journey.
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#112
A journey in a boat.
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#113
And then this giant light
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#114
And then this giant light
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#115
shines down on your "boat"
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#116
shines down on your "boat"
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#117
and carries you up to the heavens.
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#118
and carries you up to the heavens.
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#119
That was the ending to Cocoon.
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#120
That was the ending to Cocoon.
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#121
Take it away, Coxie.
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#122
Keith, keep moving. No talking.
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#123
Keith, keep moving. No talking.
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#124
Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat?
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#125
Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat?
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#126
Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner.
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#127
Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner.
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#128
Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?
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#129
Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?
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#130
Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbours?
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#131
Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbours?
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#132
Squirrel chili. Who knew?
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#133
Squirrel chili. Who knew?
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#134
It's really good.
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#135
- I wanna go home. - Eat your soup.
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#136
- I wanna go home. - Eat your soup.
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#137
No.
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#138
They're not our neighbours. They live in woods behind our apartment.
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#139
They're not our neighbours. They live in woods behind our apartment.
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#140
We'd be having brunch with them Sunday
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#141
We'd be having brunch with them Sunday
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#142
if you could have choked down the tail.
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#143
I don't know. Keith is a booty call.
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#144
I don't know. Keith is a booty call.
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#145
I make it a point not to see him before midnight.
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#146
Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.
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#147
Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.
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#148
Good.
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#149
Reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office?
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#150
Reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office?
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#151
Yes, I did, and it cut my commute in half.
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#152
Yes, I did, and it cut my commute in half.
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#153
Good morning, loyal subjects.
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#154
Enjoy your day in Janitoria.
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#155
Enjoy your day in Janitoria.
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#156
Labour until you tire and then labour some more.
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#157
Labour until you tire and then labour some more.
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#158
Looks like rain.
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#159
Looks like rain.
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#160
That could be a problem.
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#161
Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?
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#162
Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?
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#163
That depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down?
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#164
That depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down?
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#165
- No. - Actually, it is.
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#166
I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.
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#167
I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.
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#168
But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity!
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#169
But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity!
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#170
Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows.
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#171
Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows.
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#172
We get it, the paedophile did it. Be at my house at 2.30.
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#173
We get it, the paedophile did it. Be at my house at 2.30.
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#174
Just once, I...
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#175
Just once, I...
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#176
Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us.
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#177
Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us.
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#178
With Kelso, you got no leverage.
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#179
With Kelso, you got no leverage.
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#180
Leverage.
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#181
Leverage?
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#182
Leverage?
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#183
- Don't know what it means, do ya? - No.
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#184
You spend most of your time fighting death,
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#185
You spend most of your time fighting death,
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#186
so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this.
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#187
Now, if you'd like, I'm willing to counsel both of you.
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#188
I was tempted to take him up on that, but Dr Cox said something.
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#189
I was tempted to take him up on that, but Dr Cox said something.
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#190
Listen up. We don't need any of your head shrinking.
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#191
Listen up. We don't need any of your head shrinking.
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#192
"We!" He said, "we!"
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#193
"We!" He said, "we!"
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#194
After all these years, he's finally made us a team.
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#195
After all these years, he's finally made us a team.
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#196
Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you.
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#197
Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you.
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#198
We can handle death just fine.
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#199
We can handle death just fine.
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#200
We might even be going into private practice.
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#201
- What? - Easy.
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#202
- What? - Easy.
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#203
Now is not the time to discuss the Dorian-Cox Clinic,
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#204
Now is not the time to discuss the Dorian-Cox Clinic,
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#205
much less the relocation to Jacksonville.
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#206
Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here.
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#207
Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here.
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#208
You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons.
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#209
You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons.
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#210
Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
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#211
Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.
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#212
This image is brought to you by my son, Jack,
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#213
This image is brought to you by my son, Jack,
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#214
who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them
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#215
who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them
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#216
in provocative positions on my nightstand.
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#217
It is disturbing enough so that leaving the house,
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#218
It is disturbing enough so that leaving the house,
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#219
I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools,
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#220
I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools,
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#221
which brings me back to you: The fool.
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#222
I'm done suffering you, so go now.
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#223
I'm done suffering you, so go now.
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#224
Go, before you can write a book entitled Help!
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#225
Go, before you can write a book entitled Help!
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#226
A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.
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#227
A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.
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#228
That was a mouthful.
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#229
That was a mouthful.
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#230
If you need to talk, just give me a call.
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#231
If you need to talk, just give me a call.
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#232
He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.
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#233
He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.
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#234
Whenever you're in the mood,
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#235
you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?
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#236
you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?
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#237
Watch me.
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#238
Got the machine.
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#239
We're going to your place. My room smells like apple vinegar.
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#240
We're going to your place. My room smells like apple vinegar.
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#241
Put clean sheets on the futon and turn pictures of your parents down,
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#242
Put clean sheets on the futon and turn pictures of your parents down,
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#243
except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
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#244
except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
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#245
except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.
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#246
How does he put up with that?
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#247
Would you get my scarf from the car?
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#248
Would you get my scarf from the car?
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#249
I am making a point here. No man should...
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#250
I am making a point here. No man should...
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#251
Turk, less point-making, more scarf-getting.
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#252
- What's up? You need a ride? - Keep moving, C-Bear.
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#253
- What's up? You need a ride? - Keep moving, C-Bear.
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#254
I was hunting for bigger game.
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#255
I was hunting for bigger game.
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#256
I thought you went home already.
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#257
Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble.
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#258
Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble.
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#259
Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go.
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#260
Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go.
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#261
Can you believe the huevos on that Hedrick?
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#262
Can you believe the huevos on that Hedrick?
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#263
Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before.
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#264
Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before.
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#265
I gotta put this bag in the trunk.
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#266
I gotta put this bag in the trunk.
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#267
I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche.
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#268
I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche.
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#269
It smelled like German heaven.
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#270
It smelled like German heaven.
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#271
I wasn't gonna blow this.
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#272
I had to be careful about every little...
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#273
I had to be careful about every little...
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#274
Hey, a root beer.
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#275
Don't open that soda.
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#276
Don't open that soda.
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#277
It has been rolling on the floor. It'll explode.
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#278
It has been rolling on the floor. It'll explode.
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#279
You're not familiar with the John Dorian three-tap method.
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#280
You're not familiar with the John Dorian three-tap method.
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#281
Three taps and the foam goes bye-bye.
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#282
Works every time.
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#283
Works every time.
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#284
The quickest way to my house is to take Elm.
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#285
The quickest way to my house is to take Elm.
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#286
Elliot, wait.
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#287
Sorry, am I looking at your dad too much?
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#288
Sorry, am I looking at your dad too much?
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#289
His eyes penetrate my soul.
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#290
His eyes penetrate my soul.
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#291
No.
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#292
No.
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#293
I just want to tell you how beautiful you look right now.
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#294
That is so sweet.
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#295
That is so sweet.
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#296
Tell you something I learned today.
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#297
Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.
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#298
Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.
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#299
Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?
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#300
Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?
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#301
Why do you hate bikes so much, sir?
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#302
Why do you hate bikes so much, sir?
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#303
Son, Daddy's got to move on.
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#304
Son, Daddy's got to move on.
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#305
And I just want you to know
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#306
And I just want you to know
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#307
that since the car is in your mother's name,
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#308
I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever
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#309
I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever
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#310
if it weren't for your bike.
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#311
if it weren't for your bike.
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#312
It's complicated.
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#313
It's complicated.
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#314
Get off the road!
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#315
Get off the road!
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#316
Not today, Bobby! Not today!
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#317
Not today, Bobby! Not today!
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#318
I see we're growling at other human beings now.
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#319
I see we're growling at other human beings now.
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#320
How're you feeling, Mrs Wilk?
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#321
Oh, not great. I'm cold.
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#322
Oh, not great. I'm cold.
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#323
Oh, not great. I'm cold.
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#324
She's been getting weaker.
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#325
In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on.
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#326
In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on.
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#327
Whether it's to your perception of a relationship...
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#328
Whether it's to your perception of a relationship...
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#329
That was fun. I'm glad you got my message.
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#330
I didn't get any message.
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#331
I didn't get any message.
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#332
Elliot, if he didn't get your message,
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#333
Elliot, if he didn't get your message,
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#334
that means he called you for sex and you went over and gave it to him.
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#335
that means he called you for sex and you went over and gave it to him.
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#336
You're his booty call now.
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#337
... or trying to hold on to the handles on your custom bicycle.
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#338
... or trying to hold on to the handles on your custom bicycle.
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#339
Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn.
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#340
Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn.
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#341
Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!
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#342
Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!
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#343
Now we got leverage.
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#344
Unfortunately, as a doctor,
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#345
you see your fair share of people who can't hold on any longer.
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#346
you see your fair share of people who can't hold on any longer.
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#347
She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.
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#348
She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.
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#349
She's OK. She's ready.
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#350
She's OK. She's ready.
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#351
Mrs Wilk didn't have much time,
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#352
so either Dr Cox or I had to notify her next of kin.
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#353
so either Dr Cox or I had to notify her next of kin.
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#354
As physicians, we knew how to decide who should do it.
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#355
As physicians, we knew how to decide who should do it.
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#356
First one to drop tells her.
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#357
Pretty strong there, Newbie.
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#358
I was not.
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#359
But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.
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#360
But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.
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#361
Why are we doing this? I've seen people in her shape turn around.
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#362
Why are we doing this? I've seen people in her shape turn around.
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#363
She could turn it around.
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#364
Denial.
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#365
Denial.
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#366
It's not uncommon for people close to the patient
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#367
to also go through the five stages of grief.
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#368
to also go through the five stages of grief.
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#369
- It's not denial. She could rally. - Totally.
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#370
- It's not denial. She could rally. - Totally.
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#371
Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial.
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#372
Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial.
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#373
Would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?
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#374
God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,
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#375
God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,
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#376
I just love this fake sugar.
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#377
I just love this fake sugar.
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#378
If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him.
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#379
If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him.
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#380
The good news is, it looks like he has a soft face.
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#381
The good news is, it looks like he has a soft face.
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#382
- Are you done with my arms? - Coming to ya, Mr Johnson.
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#383
- Are you done with my arms? - Coming to ya, Mr Johnson.
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#384
So I was Keith's booty call. It'll blow over.
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#385
So I was Keith's booty call. It'll blow over.
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#386
That's not good enough, Elliot.
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#387
By letting Keith get the upper hand, you've given Turk ideas. Look at him.
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#388
By letting Keith get the upper hand, you've given Turk ideas. Look at him.
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#389
Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,
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#390
Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,
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#391
but I got to be my own man.
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#392
but I got to be my own man.
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#393
It's catching on. Yeah.
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#394
It's catching on. Yeah.
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#395
OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now.
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#396
OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now.
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#397
I don't know if that's good.
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#398
You should sue Kelso. You have a tort on your hands.
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#399
You should sue Kelso. You have a tort on your hands.
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#400
Tort?
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#401
Civil case. From the French avoir tort.
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#402
Civil case. From the French avoir tort.
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#403
Did you go to law school?
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#404
No. I was Ruth Bader Ginsburg's janitor for a while.
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#405
No. I was Ruth Bader Ginsburg's janitor for a while.
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#406
- Ruth Bader who? - Hey! There's my guy.
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#407
- Ruth Bader who? - Hey! There's my guy.
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#408
Listen, I came up to apologise for that little fender-bender out there.
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#409
Listen, I came up to apologise for that little fender-bender out there.
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#410
So would two floor seats
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#411
So would two floor seats
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#412
to the WNBA All-Star Game just make all this ago away?
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#413
to the WNBA All-Star Game just make all this ago away?
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#414
Absolutely!
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#415
Absolutely!
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#416
Ted is gonna be wanting more than that, I'm afraid.
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#417
I am?
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#418
I am?
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#419
I am!
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#420
Dr Cox and I decided to give Hedrick a piece of our mind.
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#421
Dr Cox and I decided to give Hedrick a piece of our mind.
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#422
Unfortunately, I had lost front-seat privileges.
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#423
Unfortunately, I had lost front-seat privileges.
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#424
Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers.
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#425
Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers.
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#426
All right, we're having this out right here, right now!
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#427
All right, we're having this out right here, right now!
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#428
Oh, for the love of God!
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#429
What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings
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#430
What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings
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#431
because mommy didn't love me" group?
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#432
because mommy didn't love me" group?
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#433
Yeah, is that what it is?!
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#434
Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill.
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#435
Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill.
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#436
We should probably go.
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#437
We should probably go.
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#438
No, no. Please, continue.
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#439
Stop bugging us.
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#440
I find your particular brand of psychobablry about as useful
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#441
and about as effective as fairy dust.
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#442
and about as effective as fairy dust.
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#443
He's actually helped me quite a lot.
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#444
He's actually helped me quite a lot.
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#445
Good.
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#446
- Dr Cox? - Yeah, Newbie, what do you got?
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#447
- Dr Cox? - Yeah, Newbie, what do you got?
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#448
That guy looks fantastic.
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#449
That guy looks fantastic.
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#450
What do you think he's dying of, a case of the handsomes?
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#451
You know what? To hell with you, Hedrick!
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#452
You know what? To hell with you, Hedrick!
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#453
Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr Cox here is going through?
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#454
Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr Cox here is going through?
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#455
- Anger. - Anger, yes.
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#456
- Anger. - Anger, yes.
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#457
You don't want to see me angry!
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#458
Nor do you want to see I angry.
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#459
Nor do you want to see I angry.
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#460
Better hope you don't make any mistakes.
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#461
Better hope you don't make any mistakes.
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#462
It's awful.
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#463
It's awful.
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#464
Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain power.
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#465
Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain power.
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#466
I don't really care.
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#467
Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith.
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#468
This is about men everywhere who have been abused and bullied by women.
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#469
This is about men everywhere who have been abused and bullied by women.
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#470
It's about me.
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#471
It's about me.
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#472
Now when they walk by, you call her a different name.
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#473
Now when they walk by, you call her a different name.
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#474
I won't do it.
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#475
Here's how you get your power back: Ignore him.
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#476
Here's how you get your power back: Ignore him.
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#477
- For real? - Yep.
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#478
Hey, how you doing, Claire?
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#479
Hey, how you doing, Claire?
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#480
Did you just call me Claire?
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#481
Did you just call me Claire?
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#482
No, I would never call you...
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#483
- Oh, snap! - Elliot!
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#484
- Oh, snap! - Elliot!
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#485
- Didn't sound like me. - I know.
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#486
They hear what they want to hear. They hear what they want to hear.
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#487
I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this.
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#488
I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this.
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#489
Me too.
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#490
Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage.
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#491
Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage.
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#492
By the way, I wasn't hiding there
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#493
By the way, I wasn't hiding there
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#494
so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod.
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#495
so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod.
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#496
Oh, hang on.
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#497
We weren't the only ones at the bargaining stage.
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#498
Now, let's talk, Ted.
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#499
Now, let's talk, Ted.
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#500
Just you and me. No lawyers.
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#501
Just you and me. No lawyers.
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#502
OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith.
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#503
OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith.
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#504
Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun,
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#505
Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun,
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#506
but I'm sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
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#507
but I'm sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.
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#508
Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that.
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#509
Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that.
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#510
- We love it. - No!
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#511
Yeah, it's too much, I know.
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#512
Yeah, it's too much, I know.
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#513
Well, you can always get another boy toy, right?
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#514
Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.
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#515
Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.
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#516
Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.
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#517
That's not what I'll remember.
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#518
I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now.
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#519
I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now.
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#520
That is so sweet.
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#521
Oh, Elliot! You like him.
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#522
That was the moment it got real for Elliot.
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#523
That was the moment it got real for Elliot.
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#524
And for Dr Cox and me.
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#525
And for Dr Cox and me.
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#526
Should be any minute now.
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#527
We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.
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#528
We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.
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#529
We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.
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#530
She's gone.
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#531
She's gone.
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#532
We were definitely in the depression stage.
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#533
And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it.
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#534
And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it.
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#535
All he said was...
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#536
She was lucky to have you two as doctors.
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#537
She was lucky to have you two as doctors.
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#538
Letting go is never easy.
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#539
Whether it's letting go of leverage you had over your boss...
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#540
Whether it's letting go of leverage you had over your boss...
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#541
I'd like "maintenance" on my uni written out
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#542
I'd like "maintenance" on my uni written out
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#543
in tiny light bulbs. That way, when I'm on a break,
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#544
I can turn it off like a taxi.
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#545
I can turn it off like a taxi.
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#546
Your friend settled. It's over.
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#547
I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!
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#548
I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!
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#549
I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!
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#550
... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend.
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#551
... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend.
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#552
Wanna go for dinner tonight? I mean at seven, not midnight.
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#553
Wanna go for dinner tonight? I mean at seven, not midnight.
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#554
I'd love that.
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#555
I'd love that.
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#556
But there's nothing more difficult
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#557
But there's nothing more difficult
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#558
than letting go of someone you cared about.
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#559
than letting go of someone you cared about.
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#560
She was a great old gal.
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#561
- She was. - Hey!
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#562
- She was. - Hey!
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#563
Acceptance!
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#564
Damn bikes!
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#565
Damn bikes!
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#566
Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso.
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#567
Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso.
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#568
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