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Season 5, Episode 14 — My Own Personal Hell

#1
It was a beautiful day, so I invited Elliot over to my half-acre

#2
It was a beautiful day, so I invited Elliot over to my half-acre

#3
for some friendly sunbathing.

#4
for some friendly sunbathing.

#5
Unfortunately, she brought Keith.

#6
Thanks for doing that.

#7
Thanks for doing that.

#8
I'd do it, but the Bobbsey Twins are already loose.

#9
No worries. It's not that homoerotic, is it?

#10
No worries. It's not that homoerotic, is it?

#11
Oh, God, no.

#12
Oh, God, no.

#13
Keith didn't know I mildly disliked him.

#14
Keith didn't know I mildly disliked him.

#15
He also didn't know I was rubbing Crisco on his back.

#16
Does it smell like pie crust?

#17
That's the rhododendron, Keith.

#18
That's the rhododendron, Keith.

#19
Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.

#20
Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.

#21
- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.

#22
It wasn't a watch. Now that Elliot had gotten serious,

#23
It wasn't a watch. Now that Elliot had gotten serious,

#24
I needed to get tighter with Turk.

#25
I needed to get tighter with Turk.

#26
Since he's so busy being married and trying to make a baby,

#27
Since he's so busy being married and trying to make a baby,

#28
I had only one option.

#29
Come in, Brown Bear.

#30
I got watchie-talkies.

#31
I got watchie-talkies.

#32
- Hey, White Shadow. - That's not my handle.

#33
Hey, Gizmo.

#34
Right on. What are you doin'?

#35
Right on. What are you doin'?

#36
I'm about to take out the Slip 'n Slide.

#37
Dude, I can't. It's baby-making time.

#38
Dude, I can't. It's baby-making time.

#39
- How's it going with Keith? - Awesome. Check this.

#40
- How's it going with Keith? - Awesome. Check this.

#41
Bacon back! Classic!

#42
Bacon back! Classic!

#43
Hey, stud. You ready to fertilise an egg?

#44
Hey, stud. You ready to fertilise an egg?

#45
Gotta go. Maintain radio silence on all channels.

#46
Gotta go. Maintain radio silence on all channels.

#47
A local magazine named Dr Cox the best doctor in the city.

#48
A local magazine named Dr Cox the best doctor in the city.

#49
Dr Cox felt this was big news.

#50
Here's how it's going to work, people.

#51
Here's how it's going to work, people.

#52
I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who

#53
I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who

#54
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,

#55
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,

#56
"You are!"

#57
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,

#58
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,

#59
my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,

#60
my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,

#61
"Popsicle you."

#62
Now my lovely ex-wife will demonstrate.

#63
Now my lovely ex-wife will demonstrate.

#64
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?

#65
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?

#66
You are. And now, as agreed,

#67
you owe me a night on the town and some "me getting to finish" sex.

#68
you owe me a night on the town and some "me getting to finish" sex.

#69
Well done. Now, down the line we go!

#70
Well done. Now, down the line we go!

#71
- You are! - You are!

#72
- You are! - You are!

#73
God! Why?

#74
Combined "you" and "are." "Yar." Made no sense.

#75
Combined "you" and "are." "Yar." Made no sense.

#76
It's true, Lonnie. Everybody heard it. Poke him again.

#77
It's true, Lonnie. Everybody heard it. Poke him again.

#78
Bob Kelso. Will you be joining us?

#79
There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.

#80
Bob, obviously you read the article.

#81
Bob, obviously you read the article.

#82
Last publication I read was the issue of Out

#83
Last publication I read was the issue of Out

#84
my son left by the crapper when home asking for money.

#85
You'll never get my validation, hotshot.

#86
You'll never get my validation, hotshot.

#87
And just exactly where was the poke?

#88
And just exactly where was the poke?

#89
I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.

#90
I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.

#91
Only kill him if you have to.

#92
That was amazing, baby. I've never felt so close to you.

#93
Oh, me too.

#94
Turk?

#95
Were you not done cuddling?

#96
I was thinking maybe we could go to J.D.'s half-acre.

#97
I was thinking maybe we could go to J.D.'s half-acre.

#98
Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.

#99
Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.

#100
Real reason, Turk.

#101
J.D. Has a Slip 'n Slide, I wanna show off my new moves.

#102
J.D. Has a Slip 'n Slide, I wanna show off my new moves.

#103
I call this "The Captain."

#104
I call this "The Captain."

#105
Right. And then, wait, "The Dolphin."

#106
Sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.

#107
Sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.

#108
Tell her I've known you longer.

#109
(theme song)

#110
(theme song)

#111
I just don't usually burn this bad.

#112
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe

#113
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe

#114
and rub it on wherever it hurts.

#115
and rub it on wherever it hurts.

#116
It's just on my back, really.

#117
That was innuendo. You were gonna work on this.

#118
Oh. Right, right, right. OK.

#119
Oh. Right, right, right. OK.

#120
It also hurts under my pants... in my pants.

#121
It also hurts under my pants... in my pants.

#122
Damn it! I can't get this!

#123
You'll get it. You'll get it.

#124
You'll get it. You'll get it.

#125
What? Laverne, what?

#126
What? Laverne, what?

#127
No judgment here, child.

#128
People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith.

#129
People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith.

#130
But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.

#131
But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.

#132
Can you believe those two?

#133
No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.

#134
No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.

#135
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.

#136
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.

#137
I switched places so I could go again.

#138
I switched places so I could go again.

#139
- Dr Dorian? - Yes, Rex.

#140
Mrs Levin won't take her medication.

#141
Mrs Levin won't take her medication.

#142
Mrs Levin has dementia, Rex.

#143
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,

#144
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,

#145
put it on your finger, dip it in her mouth. Hello!

#146
put it on your finger, dip it in her mouth. Hello!

#147
Rex would remember that morning as the time he lost his finger tip.

#148
Rex would remember that morning as the time he lost his finger tip.

#149
With patients, it's luck.

#150
You can't choose how tolerant they are.

#151
Young man, can you make sure they don't give me any black blood?

#152
Young man, can you make sure they don't give me any black blood?

#153
I'll try.

#154
I'll try.

#155
Can't choose how classy they are.

#156
Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr Borland.

#157
Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr Borland.

#158
Could you give them a kiss?

#159
Could you give them a kiss?

#160
Maybe later.

#161
Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.

#162
Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.

#163
Hello.

#164
It's about time. Are you my doctor?

#165
It's about time. Are you my doctor?

#166
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second

#167
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second

#168
so you can think about just how lucky that makes you.

#169
Don't try to be funny.

#170
Don't try to be funny.

#171
Here's a list of things I'm going to need you to take care of.

#172
Here's a list of things I'm going to need you to take care of.

#173
That is so helpful. I'll take a look at this.

#174
That is so helpful. I'll take a look at this.

#175
- Hey. - When are you coming over tonight?

#176
I can't. I'm on-call.

#177
I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.

#178
I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.

#179
See? This is why I hate cancer.

#180
See? This is why I hate cancer.

#181
Listen up.

#182
You are!

#183
We're not doing that anymore.

#184
We're not doing that anymore.

#185
Now you're fairly strong at diagnosing, right?

#186
Now you're fairly strong at diagnosing, right?

#187
- Yes. - Terrific.

#188
I need you to figure out what's wrong with that third-floor coffee machine.

#189
I need you to figure out what's wrong with that third-floor coffee machine.

#190
Gandharoo, I need you to talk to a young pregnant black girl

#191
Gandharoo, I need you to talk to a young pregnant black girl

#192
who will not let me call her mom.

#193
Why would she listen to me?

#194
Why would she listen to me?

#195
I may have told her that you were Kanye West.

#196
I may have told her that you were Kanye West.

#197
I'm all right with that.

#198
Let's go, group.

#199
Let's go, group.

#200
Look at our three manly men.

#201
Look at our three manly men.

#202
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit pillows.

#203
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit pillows.

#204
- Turk might be sterile. - We have a winner.

#205
I can't get pregnant and I got a fertility test.

#206
I can't get pregnant and I got a fertility test.

#207
Why not ask him to get tested?

#208
Turk is sensitive when it comes to his manliness.

#209
Turk is sensitive when it comes to his manliness.

#210
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?

#211
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?

#212
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.

#213
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.

#214
I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse!

#215
I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse!

#216
Yeah!

#217
Yeah!

#218
If you can't ask him, then what will you do?

#219
That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.

#220
That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.

#221
Sure, sure.

#222
I've made a little tweak to the schedule.

#223
Lisa, you're on tonight and Keith is off

#224
Lisa, you're on tonight and Keith is off

#225
because he's got hospital-related business.

#226
because he's got hospital-related business.

#227
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.

#228
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.

#229
- If you and I were sleeping together? - The only woman in this hospital

#230
- If you and I were sleeping together? - The only woman in this hospital

#231
that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Paediatrics.

#232
that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Paediatrics.

#233
I know.

#234
And secondly, I'm the attending, so tough tuchus.

#235
And secondly, I'm the attending, so tough tuchus.

#236
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!

#237
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!

#238
So unfair.

#239
It really is very unfair, you guys.

#240
It really is very unfair, you guys.

#241
Hey, Gizmo, can you check on Mr Jensen for me?

#242
Hey, Gizmo, can you check on Mr Jensen for me?

#243
No problem, Brown Bear. Are you nude right now?

#244
No problem, Brown Bear. Are you nude right now?

#245
Yeah! How'd you know?

#246
Your voice is always higher when you're nude.

#247
Your voice is always higher when you're nude.

#248
That's true.

#249
It's not weird you know that at all.

#250
It's not weird you know that at all.

#251
Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.

#252
Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.

#253
You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.

#254
You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.

#255
Anyway, anything that you need, you just ask Dr Cox.

#256
Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.

#257
Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.

#258
- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.

#259
- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.

#260
You can count on me, Bobbo!

#261
Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends.

#262
Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends.

#263
I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife

#264
I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife

#265
for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end

#266
for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end

#267
in crazy hotel sex.

#268
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.

#269
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.

#270
Who knows? She may even get dressed up.

#271
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.

#272
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.

#273
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.

#274
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.

#275
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.

#276
Banana.

#277
Rex it is. Have a great night.

#278
Rex it is. Have a great night.

#279
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.

#280
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.

#281
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.

#282
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.

#283
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.

#284
OK, baby. This might feel a little bit weird,

#285
but I promise you, you will love it.

#286
but I promise you, you will love it.

#287
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?

#288
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?

#289
You were enjoying it until it started making that grinding noise.

#290
You were enjoying it until it started making that grinding noise.

#291
I know we're having a hard time getting pregnant,

#292
I know we're having a hard time getting pregnant,

#293
but, sweetness, it could be you.

#294
I already got tested.

#295
I already got tested.

#296
Oh.

#297
Oh.

#298
Turk.

#299
I'm a man!

#300
I'm a man!

#301
And men can make babies.

#302
I'm not afraid to tell you. It'll be a hell of a night.

#303
I'm not afraid to tell you. It'll be a hell of a night.

#304
I got us a penthouse.

#305
- How much did that run? - About five bucks.

#306
- How much did that run? - About five bucks.

#307
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.

#308
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.

#309
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?

#310
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?

#311
- Sorry, I'm his man now. - Hello.

#312
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.

#313
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.

#314
It just made him mad. Guy's got a skull like a mountain goat.

#315
It just made him mad. Guy's got a skull like a mountain goat.

#316
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs Cooke, I meant it.

#317
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs Cooke, I meant it.

#318
If I wanted to waste my breath, I'd have given my wife mouth-to-mouth

#319
when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.

#320
when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.

#321
My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get back in there.

#322
My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get back in there.

#323
Sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.

#324
Sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.

#325
No. You are.

#326
No. You are.

#327
- Enjoy your evening. - Thank you.

#328
No can do.

#329
No can do.

#330
- We're gonna get going. - No, no.

#331
There is no way that you get to spring your little boy-toy here

#332
There is no way that you get to spring your little boy-toy here

#333
for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here

#334
for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here

#335
and Jordan's in a hotel whispering sweet nothings to a shower nozzle.

#336
and Jordan's in a hotel whispering sweet nothings to a shower nozzle.

#337
I'm gonna hang out back here.

#338
I'm gonna hang out back here.

#339
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We'll leave it up to your interns.

#340
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We'll leave it up to your interns.

#341
Who here doesn't think that Barbie should abuse her power?

#342
Who here doesn't think that Barbie should abuse her power?

#343
There we go. Fair and square. Face-jock stays.

#344
It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.

#345
It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.

#346
- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.

#347
- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.

#348
- Nobody knows but us. - You firing blanks, buddy?

#349
- Nobody knows but us. - You firing blanks, buddy?

#350
I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

#351
I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.

#352
- Why didn't you stand up for me? - Or not.

#353
- Why didn't you stand up for me? - Or not.

#354
Attendings switch schedules all the time.

#355
You switched last week and I defended you.

#356
Know what's going on? You don't like Keith.

#357
Know what's going on? You don't like Keith.

#358
Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.

#359
Thanks, J.D. You're a great friend.

#360
At least you're not sterile.

#361
Amen to that, C Bear.

#362
Amen to that, C Bear.

#363
The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.

#364
The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.

#365
And there it was.

#366
And there it was.

#367
Did you individually drain all my eggs?

#368
Morning!

#369
Fine. I'll just have an apple.

#370
Looking for this?

#371
Looking for this?

#372
How did you do that?

#373
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?

#374
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?

#375
I can't talk about that right now. I'm in an elevator.

#376
Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?

#377
Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?

#378
This is so juicy, I feel dizzy.

#379
Stupid watchie-talkie.

#380
I heard they want to have children, but they can't 'cause he...

#381
I heard they want to have children, but they can't 'cause he...

#382
Don't worry, baby. I'll kick her ass for you later.

#383
Don't worry, baby. I'll kick her ass for you later.

#384
We can go to the clinic after work.

#385
I can handle this myself.

#386
I can handle this myself.

#387
When you went to get your test, you didn't take me.

#388
- Are you sure? - Yeah.

#389
- Are you sure? - Yeah.

#390
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.

#391
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.

#392
You got to want it, boys.

#393
You got to want it, boys.

#394
There is no "I" in sperm.

#395
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.

#396
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.

#397
Awesome. Every intern wanted this case.

#398
Awesome. Every intern wanted this case.

#399
You're asking for trouble. Everybody's already talking.

#400
You're asking for trouble. Everybody's already talking.

#401
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.

#402
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.

#403
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.

#404
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.

#405
As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?

#406
As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?

#407
I have sausage fingers.

#408
Remember when I pulled strings with the board

#409
Remember when I pulled strings with the board

#410
and got Perry that promotion? Yeah.

#411
and got Perry that promotion? Yeah.

#412
People started talking and Perry ended up emasculated.

#413
So it worked out great for me.

#414
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?

#415
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?

#416
Oh, sweetie, they're beautiful.

#417
Oh, sweetie, they're beautiful.

#418
They're kielbasas.

#419
They're kielbasas.

#420
Come in, Brown Bear. Come in, Brown Bear.

#421
Come in, Brown Bear. Come in, Brown Bear.

#422
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.

#423
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.

#424
I'm hit. I'm hit.

#425
I'm hit. I'm hit.

#426
Oh, this is gonna be fantastic.

#427
Oh, this is gonna be fantastic.

#428
All right, look. I know I said I wanted to go by myself to get tested today.

#429
All right, look. I know I said I wanted to go by myself to get tested today.

#430
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.

#431
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.

#432
So it would mean a lot if you went with me.

#433
So it would mean a lot if you went with me.

#434
Of course, buddy.

#435
Of course, buddy.

#436
You know I'm not comfortable getting busy with myself.

#437
You're in luck. This happens to be my specialty.

#438
You're in luck. This happens to be my specialty.

#439
Some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself,

#440
Some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself,

#441
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.

#442
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.

#443
I call it "The Stranger."

#444
I call it "The Stranger."

#445
If I ever have kids, you are never allowed to baby-sit.

#446
If I ever have kids, you are never allowed to baby-sit.

#447
I can't believe you're ready.

#448
We spend all day taking care of old people. Washing, cleaning them.

#449
We spend all day taking care of old people. Washing, cleaning them.

#450
Why bring that home?

#451
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.

#452
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.

#453
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.

#454
Fellas, two quick announcements.

#455
First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG reruns,

#456
let's cut it out.

#457
let's cut it out.

#458
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.

#459
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.

#460
I like to snuggle.

#461
That's your problem, buddy. I got my own thing.

#462
That's your problem, buddy. I got my own thing.

#463
OK. Chris Turk?

#464
OK. Chris Turk?

#465
Yeah.

#466
We're ready for you.

#467
We're ready for you.

#468
Excuse me.

#469
Are any of the reading materials in there available for us out here?

#470
Are any of the reading materials in there available for us out here?

#471
Hey, J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.

#472
Hey, J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.

#473
Come on outside to the ramp, dawg.

#474
Come on outside to the ramp, dawg.

#475
Any second. Any second now.

#476
Any second. Any second now.

#477
Oh, for God's sake, breathe through your nose. You sound like my bulldog.

#478
Oh, for God's sake, breathe through your nose. You sound like my bulldog.

#479
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,

#480
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,

#481
but with you I find myself cheering,

#482
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"

#483
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"

#484
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"

#485
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.

#486
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.

#487
God Almighty.

#488
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.

#489
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.

#490
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.

#491
We're filing a complaint with Dr Kelso.

#492
OK. You know what? You guys can tell Kelso whatever you want.

#493
OK. You know what? You guys can tell Kelso whatever you want.

#494
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shifted

#495
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shifted

#496
and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks?

#497
and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks?

#498
That won't work. I don't have that much, so...

#499
I just got in here.

#500
What are you doing here?

#501
I was thinking about my fertility test

#502
I was thinking about my fertility test

#503
and how badly I wanted you to be there.

#504
Baby, I'm a man.

#505
We're not that vulnerable.

#506
We're not that vulnerable.

#507
I don't really know why I didn't tell you about it.

#508
I don't really know why I didn't tell you about it.

#509
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.

#510
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.

#511
I can see how you'd feel that way.

#512
I can see how you'd feel that way.

#513
Anyway, I thought I'd come over.

#514
Anyway, I thought I'd come over.

#515
Thanks, sweetie.

#516
But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.

#517
But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.

#518
Why would I wait outside?

#519
Why would I wait outside?

#520
- That's what's up. - That's what's up.

#521
You are more than welcome to have your goon take my thumbs

#522
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.

#523
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.

#524
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.

#525
I don't see how you could like that woman.

#526
I don't see how you could like that woman.

#527
I don't. She was married to my best friend, Richard.

#528
I don't. She was married to my best friend, Richard.

#529
He died a few years back. You know the deal with friends.

#530
He died a few years back. You know the deal with friends.

#531
If they love 'em, you have to, like it or not.

#532
If they love 'em, you have to, like it or not.

#533
Do you really believe that?

#534
Or are you just saying that to look good?

#535
Or are you just saying that to look good?

#536
Who am I kidding? You don't care what anybody thinks.

#537
Who am I kidding? You don't care what anybody thinks.

#538
I gotta tell you, though.

#539
You gave me some good advice about how to deal with Elliot.

#540
You gave me some good advice about how to deal with Elliot.

#541
- Can I fire him? - Sleep on it.

#542
- Can I fire him? - Sleep on it.

#543
Say, one more thing about devil-lady in there.

#544
Say, one more thing about devil-lady in there.

#545
Why me?

#546
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.

#547
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.

#548
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.

#549
But you wanted me in there because I'm the best what, Bob?

#550
But you wanted me in there because I'm the best what, Bob?

#551
- No. - Say it,

#552
- No. - Say it,

#553
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.

#554
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.

#555
- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.

#556
- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.

#557
Thank you, Bob. That means a lot to me.

#558
Thank you, Bob. That means a lot to me.

#559
I know that everyone is very upset,

#560
I know that everyone is very upset,

#561
but I really don't think there's any need to bother Dr Kelso.

#562
but I really don't think there's any need to bother Dr Kelso.

#563
It's too late, Dr Reid.

#564
Right, it is too late, because from now on,

#565
Right, it is too late, because from now on,

#566
I'm gonna be handing out all case assignments.

#567
I'm gonna be handing out all case assignments.

#568
For instance, this cool case right here.

#569
For instance, this cool case right here.

#570
Give it to the most annoying intern?

#571
That'd be you, Lisa.

#572
That'd be you, Lisa.

#573
Maybe give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.

#574
Maybe give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.

#575
Because that would be you, Rex.

#576
Or maybe I should just give it to the best intern.

#577
Or maybe I should just give it to the best intern.

#578
Which would be you, Keith.

#579
Which would be you, Keith.

#580
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.

#581
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.

#582
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.

#583
Good day.

#584
- Here you go. - Thanks again, Dr. D.

#585
- Here you go. - Thanks again, Dr. D.

#586
All right. If you like him, I like him.

#587
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!

#588
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!

#589
My friends were happy, and even though I felt like the fifth wheel,

#590
My friends were happy, and even though I felt like the fifth wheel,

#591
I could take solace in something.

#592
Turk, I forgot. I can't raid the freezer with you.

#593
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.

#594
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.

#595
I'm gonna kill him.

#596
I had finally won one.

#597
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#598
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