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Season 5, Episode 16 — My Bright Idea

#1
A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.

#2
A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.

#3
Of course, there were ramifications.

#4
Of course, there were ramifications.

#5
Hello, I'm your doctor.

#6
Hello, I'm your doctor.

#7
# Hare Krishna... #

#8
Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.

#9
Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.

#10
Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.

#11
Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.

#12
# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna

#13
# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna

#14
# The best Krishna. #

#15
After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,

#16
After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,

#17
but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.

#18
but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.

#19
- Morning, Dr Dorian. - Praise be to Krishna!

#20
Damn it!

#21
Damn it!

#22
Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?

#23
Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?

#24
# They call me mellow yellow... #

#25
# They call me mellow yellow... #

#26
Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,

#27
Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,

#28
you're obviously very jaundiced...

#29
Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.

#30
Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.

#31
I never knew what that song was about.

#32
Now I finally get it. Liver disease.

#33
We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can

#34
We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can

#35
to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?

#36
to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?

#37
- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.

#38
- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.

#39
Unfortunately, a month later...

#40
- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.

#41
- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.

#42
We gotta get you a new liver.

#43
So how's the boy toy thing going?

#44
So how's the boy toy thing going?

#45
I'm thinking of trading Perry in for a younger model.

#46
We're getting kind of serious...

#47
We're getting kind of serious...

#48
Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state

#49
Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state

#50
where I block out any irritating white noise.

#51
I call it my happy place.

#52
I call it my happy place.

#53
You know, it's kind of rude...

#54
- I understand you... - Sweetie, he can't hear you.

#55
Really?

#56
Really?

#57
I was the one who puked on your Porsche

#58
after Turk and Carla's wedding.

#59
after Turk and Carla's wedding.

#60
That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...

#61
That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...

#62
Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.

#63
Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.

#64
- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.

#65
- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.

#66
It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."

#67
It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."

#68
One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.

#69
One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.

#70
- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.

#71
- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.

#72
Greatest conversation ever.

#73
- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!

#74
- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!

#75
Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.

#76
Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.

#77
The four of us should go out for a drink sometime.

#78
- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.

#79
- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.

#80
Done!

#81
Something horrible just happened.

#82
Something horrible just happened.

#83
All right, buddy. Today's the day.

#84
All right, buddy. Today's the day.

#85
The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one

#86
The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one

#87
can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.

#88
can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.

#89
For Frank, that person was his brother, Marc.

#90
Hey, someone order liver?

#91
Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?

#92
Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?

#93
That was good.

#94
Marc was a stand-up comic on a cruise ship.

#95
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.

#96
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.

#97
He was a genius.

#98
Thanks for doing this for me, man.

#99
Thanks for doing this for me, man.

#100
What's mine is yours, little bro. You know that.

#101
- I didn't get that one. - Me neither.

#102
If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?

#103
If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?

#104
Thanks for the butt, player!

#105
Thanks for the butt, player!

#106
You better have a reason for taking my man's badonkadonkdonk.

#107
I do, Carla. I'm building something.

#108
I do, Carla. I'm building something.

#109
- What? - A brick house

#110
- What? - A brick house

#111
It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out

#112
It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out

#113
She's a brick house

#114
She's a brick house

#115
Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.

#116
Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.

#117
Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.

#118
Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.

#119
- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!

#120
- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!

#121
(theme song)

#122
(theme song)

#123
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

#124
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

#125
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?

#126
You'll get used to it.

#127
We'll be back to check on you later, all right?

#128
We'll be back to check on you later, all right?

#129
OK. We'll be the guys that look like us.

#130
- How does he come up with this stuff?

#131
- He could be a dynamite centre square.

#132
- He could be a dynamite centre square.

#133
Dude, four more hours and I am off.

#134
You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,

#135
You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,

#136
which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.

#137
which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.

#138
You'll be my wing man, even though you're horrible at it.

#139
When have I been a bad wing man?

#140
When have I been a bad wing man?

#141
Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?

#142
Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?

#143
Nobody else is wearing a costume.

#144
Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?

#145
Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?

#146
As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.

#147
As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.

#148
All right.

#149
That looks like Talia.

#150
That looks like Talia.

#151
What's up?!

#152
What's up?!

#153
My bad, my bad.

#154
That wasn't Talia.

#155
Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."

#156
Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."

#157
How did they know I like crackers?

#158
Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,

#159
Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,

#160
I know it's too easy, Ken.

#161
But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.

#162
But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.

#163
Jordan, there's a reason for that.

#164
Jordan, there's a reason for that.

#165
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.

#166
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.

#167
Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.

#168
Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.

#169
I know, but there was a roofie in it.

#170
I'm not sure if I'm OK with that.

#171
Three, two, one...

#172
Party time.

#173
I think we should give them another chance.

#174
I think we should give them another chance.

#175
Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.

#176
Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.

#177
My dog, Baxter, passed away last night.

#178
I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.

#179
I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.

#180
I need you to run interference for me.

#181
I need you to run interference for me.

#182
Keep people from seeing me vulnerable.

#183
So you think I'll automatically do this?

#184
So you think I'll automatically do this?

#185
You think my ego is so big

#186
that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?

#187
that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?

#188
I'll do it.

#189
- Wish us luck, guys. - Good luck, fellas.

#190
- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.

#191
- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.

#192
And I will see you, my friend, later.

#193
Wonderful.

#194
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,

#195
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,

#196
and pinkie swear your diet will start tomorrow?

#197
What is your problem?

#198
What is your problem?

#199
Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.

#200
Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.

#201
'Cause of J.D., I gotta miss Turk Night.

#202
I have three nights off during the week.

#203
I have three nights off during the week.

#204
Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.

#205
Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.

#206
Fighting, bickering and the occasional quickie.

#207
Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.

#208
Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.

#209
So, you know, I come home...

#210
So, you know, I come home...

#211
I walk in the door.

#212
I immediately get comfortable.

#213
I immediately get comfortable.

#214
Then I take care of all my busy work,

#215
Then I take care of all my busy work,

#216
case dictations, patient charts, everything.

#217
case dictations, patient charts, everything.

#218
Then I watch whatever's on ESPN.

#219
- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.

#220
- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.

#221
They speak so fast but they speak so true.

#222
They speak so fast but they speak so true.

#223
Then I make some important work calls.

#224
Then I make some important work calls.

#225
- Did you see it? - I am so mad at Lorelai,

#226
I can't even talk right now.

#227
I can't even talk right now.

#228
That's Turk Night.

#229
God, you're boring.

#230
- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.

#231
- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.

#232
Why?

#233
- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.

#234
- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.

#235
Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.

#236
Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.

#237
Ask for a new label maker in the pharmacy.

#238
The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.

#239
The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.

#240
- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.

#241
- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.

#242
- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,

#243
- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,

#244
you can pretend you're fighting for her. Yell, "Hear me out, Bob."

#245
- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.

#246
- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.

#247
Now send her packing.

#248
Now send her packing.

#249
- He said yes. - Coolio!

#250
You think you're funny.

#251
My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,

#252
My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,

#253
and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,

#254
and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,

#255
you have opened the floodgates.

#256
you have opened the floodgates.

#257
- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.

#258
- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.

#259
- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.

#260
- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.

#261
Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?

#262
Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?

#263
- Can I get some new work boots? - No.

#264
- Can I get some new work boots? - No.

#265
Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.

#266
Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.

#267
I need an anvil, barbed wire, and a bow and arrow.

#268
- How about a sled dog? - No.

#269
- How about a sled dog? - No.

#270
- Cowboy hat? - No.

#271
- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.

#272
- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.

#273
- Pelican. - No!

#274
I'll be on the couch napping.

#275
I'll be on the couch napping.

#276
Sweetie, calm down.

#277
If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?

#278
If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?

#279
I won't abandon you, all right?

#280
I won't abandon you, all right?

#281
- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.

#282
- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.

#283
Let's go to the bathroom, you can try it on.

#284
Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.

#285
Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.

#286
I can't believe people hang out at bowling alleys.

#287
It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,

#288
It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,

#289
you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.

#290
you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.

#291
You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.

#292
You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.

#293
Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.

#294
Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.

#295
Lisa, you had a 125.

#296
- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.

#297
- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.

#298
And I bowled a gentleman's 40.

#299
And I bowled a gentleman's 40.

#300
Now, who wants to help me off with my shoes?

#301
I forgot to wear socks.

#302
I forgot to wear socks.

#303
I'm losing them.

#304
I'm losing them.

#305
If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.

#306
If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.

#307
- Nice save. - Thank you.

#308
- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.

#309
- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.

#310
Good to see you again.

#311
Good to see you again.

#312
What's up?

#313
I hate it when Keith wears that shirt.

#314
We get it. You like sports.

#315
We get it. You like sports.

#316
Sweetie, you have to dress your man.

#317
Sweetie, you have to dress your man.

#318
For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.

#319
For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.

#320
Dr Cox, when you first...

#321
Hey, you. Make an effort.

#322
You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.

#323
You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.

#324
Detroit Red Wings.

#325
Detroit Red Wings.

#326
For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence

#327
For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence

#328
while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings

#329
are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.

#330
are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.

#331
On September 25, 1926...

#332
On September 25, 1926...

#333
Look at you, man!

#334
Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.

#335
Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.

#336
I feel great.

#337
- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.

#338
- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.

#339
Unfortunately, things weren't going as well for Marc.

#340
He's hypotensive and tachycardic.

#341
Sometimes, that's the way life works.

#342
The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.

#343
The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.

#344
Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...

#345
Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...

#346
Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?

#347
Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?

#348
Sorry, I was gonna do them last night,

#349
but I wound up going out with my buddy.

#350
but I wound up going out with my buddy.

#351
Just get them done.

#352
Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.

#353
Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.

#354
Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?

#355
Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?

#356
Get the hell away from me.

#357
Get the hell away from me.

#358
Why are you all smiling?

#359
Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.

#360
Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.

#361
Oh, my God!

#362
Oh, my God!

#363
Hi.

#364
Hi.

#365
Or agreeing to be the bad guy for your boss.

#366
- I'm still... - Oh, come on!

#367
When you're the one who ends up paying the price,

#368
it can make you wonder...

#369
it can make you wonder...

#370
He's bleeding out. Prep the O.R.

#371
Can I have the crash cart in here?

#372
Can I have the crash cart in here?

#373
... was it worth it?

#374
One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.

#375
One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.

#376
- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.

#377
- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.

#378
- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers.

#379
We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.

#380
We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.

#381
- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.

#382
- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.

#383
We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.

#384
We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.

#385
Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?

#386
Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?

#387
"Ask again later"? I'm just kidding. It says yes.

#388
- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?

#389
- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?

#390
They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.

#391
They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.

#392
What?!

#393
What?!

#394
OK, that's it!

#395
OK, that's it!

#396
This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.

#397
This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.

#398
When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.

#399
When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.

#400
Never, Leslie.

#401
He knows my name!

#402
I was calling you by a random girl's name.

#403
Listen, please.

#404
I don't care about any of your problems.

#405
I don't care about any of your problems.

#406
I have no answers for any of you.

#407
I have no answers for any of you.

#408
But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.

#409
But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.

#410
I might have an answer for that.

#411
I might have an answer for that.

#412
I mean, come on, children.

#413
What do you actually think is going to happen here?

#414
What do you actually think is going to happen here?

#415
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#416
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#417
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,

#418
"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.

#419
"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.

#420
Just know that I'm there for you always"?

#421
Just know that I'm there for you always"?

#422
Oh, my God.

#423
Oh, my God.

#424
- Newbie! - No! Zip it!

#425
I am so G-darn pissed right now.

#426
I am so G-darn pissed right now.

#427
I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,

#428
I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,

#429
because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."

#430
because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."

#431
And I believed them.

#432
But now I walk in on this...

#433
But now I walk in on this...

#434
...this bi-racial love fest.

#435
...this bi-racial love fest.

#436
You know what? I hate to do it,

#437
but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.

#438
but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.

#439
The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.

#440
The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.

#441
You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,

#442
You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,

#443
like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.

#444
like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.

#445
You, J.D., are my mentee.

#446
You... are my son."

#447
You... are my son."

#448
What pencil?

#449
Oh, that's perfect.

#450
Oh, that's perfect.

#451
That's perfect.

#452
You know what? Take it.

#453
You know what? Take it.

#454
Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...

#455
Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...

#456
...that guy.

#457
That guy's name is Leslie.

#458
That guy's name is Leslie.

#459
His name is Leslie.

#460
His name is Leslie.

#461
His name is Leslie.

#462
Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!

#463
Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!

#464
Leslie!

#465
Leslie!

#466
So do you think everybody's still mad at me?

#467
I...

#468
I...

#469
Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!

#470
Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!

#471
We worked on this. Hey, Ted, you're giving sad eye.

#472
- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.

#473
- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.

#474
Now, come on. Let's suck it up.

#475
Now, come on. Let's suck it up.

#476
Dig deep. Concentrate, and just...

#477
And break.

#478
And break.

#479
Nice. Very nice, guys. Even you.

#480
I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.

#481
I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.

#482
What do I have to do to make it up to you?

#483
What do I have to do to make it up to you?

#484
Go, Ted.

#485
We want tickets to the Latin Grammys.

#486
We figured you might know someone.

#487
We figured you might know someone.

#488
- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.

#489
- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.

#490
Elliot, I don't!

#491
How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?

#492
How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?

#493
- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.

#494
- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.

#495
That was easy, yeah.

#496
Latin Grammys or nada.

#497
Latin Grammys or nada.

#498
Interns are looking for you.

#499
I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,

#500
I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,

#501
all because of couples' night.

#502
all because of couples' night.

#503
Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,

#504
Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,

#505
but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron

#506
but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron

#507
are heading out to the lake.

#508
- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.

#509
- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.

#510
So you gotta leave early?

#511
Thanks to Kelso,

#512
I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.

#513
I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.

#514
Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.

#515
Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.

#516
Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.

#517
Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.

#518
What about the two nights a week we spend together?

#519
Now I am so mad at J. D!

#520
Now I am so mad at J. D!

#521
That's it.

#522
We've got to let these people know.

#523
We've got to let these people know.

#524
Let's do this.

#525
Let's do it.

#526
Let's do it.

#527
I like this particular outfit

#528
I like this particular outfit

#529
because it's casual

#530
and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.

#531
and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.

#532
He's like a giant purse.

#533
He's like a giant purse.

#534
This shirt is itchy.

#535
Purses don't talk.

#536
Purses don't talk.

#537
Jordan, you promised this would never happen.

#538
Jordan, you promised this would never happen.

#539
How dare you?

#540
- Could we talk? - One sec.

#541
I just wanted to thank you for the other night.

#542
Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,

#543
Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,

#544
and it was really nice.

#545
and it was really nice.

#546
Don't tell anyone I'm nice.

#547
Don't tell anyone I'm nice.

#548
Dr Kelso, we need to talk.

#549
Dr Kelso, we need to talk.

#550
Baxter was a good dog.

#551
Baxter was a good dog.

#552
You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.

#553
You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.

#554
It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,

#555
It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,

#556
never judged me,

#557
never judged me,

#558
never showed up late at my 50th birthday party

#559
never showed up late at my 50th birthday party

#560
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,

#561
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,

#562
- my son Harrison. - I figured.

#563
Man's best friend, huh?

#564
Man's best friend, huh?

#565
They got that one right.

#566
At least you've stopped crying.

#567
At least you've stopped crying.

#568
No, not really.

#569
My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.

#570
My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.

#571
It's a risky move, I know,

#572
It's a risky move, I know,

#573
but Dr Jarvis here said it'll be all right.

#574
There's nobody standing behind you.

#575
There's nobody standing behind you.

#576
I'm going to need an IV.

#577
I'm going to need an IV.

#578
J.D., can I talk to you?

#579
J.D., can I talk to you?

#580
I can't right now. I gotta check on Frank.

#581
So are you missing the other half of your liver?

#582
So are you missing the other half of your liver?

#583
Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.

#584
Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.

#585
Apparently they had a thing.

#586
You've got a gift, man, a gift!

#587
You've got a gift, man, a gift!

#588
Did your brother freak out when you told him you almost died?

#589
I didn't tell Frank.

#590
I didn't tell Frank.

#591
Look at him. He's so happy.

#592
Look at him. He's so happy.

#593
If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.

#594
If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.

#595
Why would I wanna do that to him when I love him so much?

#596
Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?

#597
Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?

#598
- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?

#599
- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?

#600
Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?

#601
Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?

#602
You're OK.

#603
OK there, Keith,

#604
OK there, Keith,

#605
you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.

#606
you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.

#607
- And who over here needs a refill? - Yes, please.

#608
- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.

#609
- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.

#610
- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!

#611
- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!

#612
- Tell you the nominees. - Fabuloso.

#613
- Category? - Reggaeton.

#614
- Category? - Reggaeton.

#615
- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.

#616
- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.

#617
Cheers.

#618
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