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Season 16, Episode 1 — The Gang Inflates

#1
Did you ever see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

#2
No.

#3
The cartoon was excellent, and the movies

#4
were even, like, more well-refined.

#5
Look at the price of these suckers.

#6
Never saw it?

#7
What are you guys looking at?

#8
Oh, uh, new couches. We got rid of the old one,

#9
- but the prices are insane. - Yeah, it's nuts, man.

#10
I think we should just rent like we did the last time, you know?

#11
Wait, you rented your sofa?

#12
Yeah, I mean, all we did was pay the interest.

#13
How much was the interest?

#14
Oh, it was nothing. It was like 25 bucks

#15
- a week. - Yeah. - How long did you have it?

#16
- 15 years, bro. - About 15 years, yeah.

#17
You spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.

#18
- Twenty thou... - No.

#19
- Where are you getting that from? - No.

#20
52 weeks a year, $25 a week.

#21
15 years.

#22
$19,500.

#23
That seems high.

#24
That's pretty bad business, fellas.

#25
I don't understand why prices are so high right now.

#26
- Inflation. - Yeah.

#27
- Right, yeah. - Oh, well, right.

#28
- Inflation, yeah. - I mean, because of the inflation.

#29
You guys do understand what inflation is, right?

#30
Inflation? Yeah, yes, absolutely.

#31
- Yeah. - Yeah. For the sake of argument...

#32
- Yeah. - pretend we don't.

#33
Inflation is when the price of goods and services go up.

#34
Whoop.

#35
- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.

#36
Eh?

#37
Frank, oh, thank God.

#38
Hey, I'm being evicted. The-the landlord,

#39
he jacked up my rent and I can't pay.

#40
Now, listen, I have glued my hand to the door,

#41
so they can't physically remove me.

#42
Just a second, Deandra.

#43
See, inflation happens when

#44
there's more demand than there is supply.

#46
You want me to, you want me

#47
- to walk 'em through it? - Charlie.

#48
Yeah, you shut up, Charlie. You don't understand any of it.

#49
That's not true. Dude, I've learned a lot about business

#50
living with Frank. You know, I know stuff.

#51
Also, speaking of, I got an investment idea

#52
- that I'd love to pitch you guys if I-if I--

#53
Paddy's.

#54
Do not hang up on--

#55
Charlie, we don't want to hear it. Frank, keep going.

#56
Well, you see, the government tries to curb inflation

#57
by raising interest rates,

#58
so that people borrow less and spend less.

#59
Okay, so if prices are going up, can we get a raise?

#60
- No, well, you see,

#61
if I raise your wages,

#62
- then you'd have more money. - Yeah.

#63
And that, in this case, is not good.

#65
You know, it would increase inflation.

#66
- Yeah? - And we don't want that

#67
- to increase, right? - No.

#68
So maybe what we would

#69
need to do is lower our wages. I get it.

#70
But that would cause a recession.

#71
Yeah.

#72
Which could lead to a depression.

#73
- So you can't. - You can't do that.

#76
- Right. - Or a raise.

#77
- Mm-mm, mm-mm. - Mm-mm, no.

#78
That's money talk.

#79
Yeah, that's money talk right there.

#80
Basically, it boils down to your nut, right?

#81
Like, how much, like, nut do you go through a month, right?

#82
- Are you storing up your nut or are you just blowing through it? - Exactly.

#83
- Like, okay, um, how much nut

#84
do you guys blow through in a month?

#85
- A ton. - I don't want to talk to you about--

#86
Yeah, I figured you were, man.

#88
hang on to some of that nut. Otherwise it's all gone.

#89
But that's the screwy thing about it.

#90
- Money isn't as valuable as it always was.

#91
- It's totally different. - And money's not as valuable, right?

#92
How can the value of money be different?

#93
Money is money.

#94
- No, a buck is not worth a buck. - No, no.

#95
- No, no, it's worth 25 cents right now. - There, yeah.

#96
- A dollar is worth 25 cents? - Yeah.

#97
Yeah, but I'll give you 50 cents for a buck.

#98
Hey.

#99
Uh, I think that sounds like a good deal.

#100
- Yeah?

#101
Huh?

#102
Frank, you got to wire me money!

#103
They-- They're unscrewing my--

#104
Okay, you know what? I only have a ten.

#105
I'll give you a five.

#106
That's money talk.

#107
- Let's go. - Nice, nice, yeah.

#108
- Deal. - Deal.

#109
Uh, Mac, you know, I'm-I'm

#110
crunching the numbers over here, and I'm-I'm

#111
getting a little concerned about our nut.

#112
How much money are you spending

#113
on these Dwayne Johnson energy drinks?

#114
Quite a bit. I basically live on them now.

#115
Maybe you could cut back a little bit.

#116
I mean, you don't have to buy everything

#117
The Rock tries to sell you, you know.

#118
Interesting. What am I looking at here?

#119
Come. Have a seat.

#120
- Oh. - Oh, shit.

#121
- An inflatable couch? - Yeah.

#122
It was super cheap, dude.

#123
Now, this is just a temporary option

#124
until we make enough nut

#125
for us to afford an actual couch.

#126
- Right. - But it will lower our monthly nut

#127
because we're not renting this bad boy.

#128
Dennis, we own it.

#129
- Oh. - And speaking of nuts,

#130
I also purchased these.

#131
Okay, went, went real literal with it, didn't you?

#132
Yeah, yeah.

#133
- Fancy Nuts. - These are very fancy.

#134
- Are they? Three dollars? - Yeah, yeah, only-only three dollars.

#135
Now, we could live on these bad boys for weeks.

#136
Mm-hmm. Well, listen,

#137
I don't really have any interest

#138
in your, uh, bulk tin

#139
of low-end economy nuts,

#140
but I am finding this couch idea

#141
to be pretty interesting,

#142
and it's giving me another idea

#143
of how we could possibly

#144
"inflate" things a little further.

#145
Oh, well, you can't inflate this any further

#146
'cause it'll pop.

#147
Just a figure of speech.

#148
No, trust me, I-I tried.

#149
I-I already popped two of them earlier today.

#150
- Did you? - Yeah.

#151
- Okay. - I just kept blowing and blowing and blowing,

#152
and just-- boom.

#153
Okay, all right, well, that's okay.

#154
You really shouldn't, it's dangerous.

#155
- I understand what you're saying. - Okay.

#156
I'm serious, Dennis. Don't blow this up.

#157
I'm not going to do it.

#158
I get what you're saying. It's very clear.

#159
Okay.

#160
Charlie.

#161
Check this out, a new lamp.

#162
It looks like an old lamp, but listen--

#163
- It's a new lamp. - What's with the lamps, man?

#164
You keep coming back with all this junk.

#165
- That's like the fifth lamp you've brought back. - Don't worry about it.

#166
- Where you want to put it? - I don't know, stick it in

#167
the storage closet or something.

#168
- Like... - Oh, storage, yeah.

#169
Frank, can I talk to you a second

#170
about this investment idea I got?

#171
- Like, 'cause this is-- this-- - Oh, whoa.

#172
Ah, this-- this place is packed.

#173
Right, yeah. Don't make a mess. Like, listen, Frank,

#174
this could be, like, huge, man,

#175
because I've been tracking this thing.

#176
It's this, like, like, Internet money kind of situation, right?

#177
Wha-What, crypto? I'm not into crypto.

#178
Well, it'd be a lot less cryptic

#179
if I could show you the video. There's a video that--

#180
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What-What's this?

#181
Is that a toilet?

#182
Uh... yeah.

#183
You mean to tell me we've been living here all this time,

#184
and you never told me we had a bathroom?

#185
It's really, like, noisy.

#186
It runs all the time. It's not a good one.

#187
We piss in cans, Charlie.

#188
You can always go number two down the hall,

#189
and, like, it's a good system.

#190
What else are you hiding from me?

#191
Nothing, Frank.

#192
I'm trying to talk to you about business.

#193
What's behind that door?

#194
That's the neighbor's door. That's why it's all--

#195
- Hold this. Hold this lamp. - Stop, Frank.

#196
Listen, man, I don't want to have to be

#197
constantly cleaning toilets and-- Aw, shit.

#198
- Holy shit. - Yeah, yeah.

#199
What the fuck is this?

#200
- Yeah, okay. - Is this a bedroom?

#201
Um, I mean...

#202
Charlie, you mean we've been living

#203
in a two-bedroom with a bathroom,

#204
and you never said anything about it?

#205
Look, all right, look, I wasn't trying to be crypto about it,

#206
it's just, like, Frank, I just never liked

#207
sleeping in a room with an empty room behind me.

#208
You got to understand that, right? It's creepy.

#209
You're supposed to sleep in here.

#210
- Yeah, but I just-- I n--

#211
Great, now someone's at the door.

#212
I'm gonna have to walk a mile to get it.

#213
This is why you don't want all this space, Frank.

#214
- Yes, I'm coming, I'm coming.

#215
All right. Jesus.

#216
I need a place to stay. Let me talk to Frank.

#217
- What's on your hand? - It's a piece of a door.

#218
- Move past it. Frank! - He can't hear you,

#219
he's in the other room, okay?

#220
What? What other room?

#221
Frank! Dee's here!

#222
I mean, I'm gonna have to get, like, an intercom

#223
on the wall or something.

#224
- It's just totally nuts. - What? What is going on over here?

#225
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just--

#226
- Holy shit, Charlie. - Yeah.

#227
This is tits. Why don't you use this room?

#228
I like to keep my life simple.

#229
I don't want to live in a maze, you know?

#230
No. I don't know. Can I sleep in here?

#231
Absolutely not. Don't think about that.

#232
- Someone's at the door again.

#233
Okay? I'm gonna have to walk another mile.

#234
This is crazy. I mean, I'm gonna have to get a butler.

#236
- What? - Where's Frank?

#237
- Why? - We don't have to tell you our business.

#238
Fine, whatever. He's in the other room.

#239
What other room?

#240
The other room over there, man.

#241
That's where he is.

#242
You have another room here?

#243
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got another room.

#245
I mean, we're gonna blow our shoes out

#246
with all this walking, man.

#247
Holy shit.

#248
- What the hell? - I mean, Charlie,

#249
have you always had this?

#250
Yeah, it's not a big deal.

#251
How is this not a big deal?

#252
Wait, so you truly have no reason

#253
to be sleeping with Frank.

#254
Move past it, dude. Move past it, man.

#255
I will move past it

#256
because I really, ultimately, don't give a shit.

#257
Frank, listen,

#258
we have an incredible business opportunity

#259
we want to talk to you about.

#260
All right, well, let's talk turkey.

#261
What, you're gonna listen to their idea over mine, dude?

#262
L-Look, the two of you, get out of here.

#263
I need the office. Get out.

#264
Oh, now it's an office? It's an office now?

#265
Oh, that's great. I mean, are we even zoned for that?

#266
- I'll come back tonight.

#267
- Yeah, so, uh, what do you think, Frank?

#268
Good, good. It's got a nice squeak to it.

#269
Yeah, it does have a nice squeak to it, doesn't it?

#270
Hey, uh, Mac, you almost done with that one over there, bud?

#271
Yeah, just finishing up. And I am

#272
good.

#273
That's a lot of blowing.

#274
Now, Frank,

#275
would you like to start this meeting off

#276
with a Fancy Nut?

#277
What happened to your lips?

#278
Huh?

#279
What happened to your lips?

#280
Oh, this mu-- must be from the plastic.

#281
It's, uh, it's probably from all the blowing.

#282
- Blowing.

#283
The pla-- the plastic on these

#284
is a little bit irritating.

#285
It's not the pla-- No, that's not what it is.

#286
That's not what it is.

#287
That is rancid.

#288
Did you g-- Did you get a bad one?

#289
Well, they're all bad. Do not eat them.

#290
Okay? Either of you.

#291
Now, Frank, as we all know,

#292
we're living in a time of inflation.

#293
But...

#294
is inflation such a bad thing?

#295
Or are things

#296
better inflated?

#297
Take it.

#298
Take a look at that lookbook there.

#299
Turn to the first page, you'll see, uh...

#300
Hello.

#301
Yeah.

#302
Kim Kardashian's backside, the early years.

#303
Now, if you turn to the next page...

#304
- Oh. - Yeah.

#305
- Ooh. Ooh. - Yes. Yes.

#306
As the years have gone by,

#307
her backside has gotten bigger and bigger. It's inflated.

#308
I think what you'll find

#309
most interesting is that the Kardashians' net worth

#310
has inflated in direct proportion to their booties.

#311
What did he say?

#312
I'm saying that the Kardashians'

#313
- No, no, Mac, Mac, please. - backsides...

#314
Just let me.

#315
Let me, okay? Okay, uh, Frank,

#316
we would like for you to, um,

#317
inject some capital into our inflatable furniture...

#318
I'm in. Yeah.

#320
You-- Oh, really?

#321
You-you don't need to hear the whole pitch?

#322
Nah, I'll give you the money,

#323
but it's a loan, and you got to pay me back with interest.

#324
- Oh, we like interest. That's great. - Yeah, no problem.

#325
And I want to keep the furniture for the room.

#326
You want to keep this? Yeah, sure.

#327
And I want to keep the book for...

#328
other reasons.

#329
Yeah, we-we-we figured

#330
- you'd want to... - Oh, okay, yeah, you're gonna...

#331
It's crazy. I can be, like, a good businessman.

#332
You know, I don't know why he doesn't take me seriously.

#333
It's like, do you have any idea how much time

#334
I've spent, like, tracking and researching the price

#335
- of this online currency? - That's got to be maddening.

#336
Did you glue your hand to my door?

#337
- Yeah, I did. - Why?

#338
Well, it's a new form of protest, Charlie.

#339
People are doing it to, you know,

#340
call attention to injustices or some shit.

#341
I don't know. Either way, I'm locked in.

#342
Uh, boom.

#343
Just like that, we are in business.

#344
He went with your idea?

#345
Of course he did, Charlie,

#346
we are savvy businessmen.

#347
What's going on with Mac's lips?

#348
I-I don't know, they're insane. It's-it's...

#349
I think a little bit of the plastic is, uh, just--

#350
Probably from all the blowing he's been doing.

#351
He's been making homophobic jokes for the--

#352
Not homophobic.

#353
Uh, FYI,

#354
Frank, uh, does not want to be bothered

#355
in there for a little bit, you know,

#356
he's-he's... Well, you know.

#357
- He's jacking off into a magazine. - Right.

#358
Aw.

#359
Oh.

#360
Look, Charlie, I can tell you're mad.

#361
Well, it's just like, I don't get it, man.

#362
It's like, why do you believe in Mac and Dennis over me?

#363
Look, Charlie, I'm not investing in them

#364
because I believe in them.

#365
I'm investing in them because I don't believe in them.

#366
They're gonna be paying me money for the rest of their lives,

#367
like that stupid couch.

#368
- Well, then you're just, like, being a predator. - Exactly.

#369
Well, it's not a compliment, Frank.

#370
You know what?

#371
I can't deal with this.

#372
I'm going to go sleep in the other bedroom, all right?

#373
What? And just leave me here, all alone?

#374
Yes, yes.

#375
I'm still here, goddamn it.

#376
Charlie, can you please unglue me?

#377
I got to go to the new bathroom.

#378
No, Dee, you did this to yourself.

#379
I will glue a pillow to the wall, though.

#380
- I don't want to be a bad host. - Oh, yeah?

#381
You know what, man? This was a mistake.

#382
I-I can't sleep.

#383
Oh, yeah, yeah.

#384
You're upset and concerned

#385
that we got rid of our furniture too soon.

#386
Nope, that's not it.

#387
Is it the business plan?

#388
You're afraid it's not gonna work?

#389
That's also not it.

#390
- Then what? - It's your goddamn wheezing.

#391
Am I wheezing?

#392
Are you wheezing? You sound insane.

#393
Are you allergic to those nuts?

#394
No. It's not the nuts.

#395
I-- It's-- I, uh-- I think it's from blowing up those--

#396
No. Okay, also, I feel

#397
like I'm sleeping in a tub of nuts here, man.

#398
- Can you stop eating them in bed?

#399
- It's Charlie! Open up-- oh. - Oh, Charlie's here.

#400
- Stop eating the nuts. - It's unlocked.

#401
You should lock your door.

#402
Look, I need a place to stay.

#404
- We don't have - He's-he's--

#405
any room.

#406
He's saying we don't have any room.

#407
But, uh, well, hey, I can, I can blow up my own bed

#408
and I can deflate it in the morning.

#409
I'll inflate it, I'll deflate it.

#410
It'll be like I was never here.

#411
Plus, I brought my own nuts.

#412
Are they fancy?

#413
What? What-what is he saying?

#414
Are they Fancy Nuts?

#415
He wants to know if they're fancy.

#416
Well, some are, yeah. It's an assortment.

#417
Consider it an offering.

#418
Of war?

#419
Of peace. What is going on with you, dude?

#420
He's allergic to nuts, okay? I think he's gonna die.

#421
I'm not allergic to nuts.

#422
The point is, Charlie, we can't swing it.

#423
Well, I have information about Frank

#424
that you guys might like to hear for your business.

#426
Okay.

#427
Here's how this works.

#428
Cut me in on your operation,

#429
and I'll give you the information.

#430
See? I am a pretty good businessman after all.

#431
Okay, Charlie, you're just trying to bribe us,

#432
and bartering with nuts that you probably foraged from a tree.

#433
Mmm, some are from a tree, yes.

#434
A fancy tree?

#435
One of the fanciest, Mac.

#436
Which one?

#437
You ever have a pine nut?

#439
Fine.

#440
But first I want you guys to hear about my business idea.

#441
No. You can stay here one night, okay?

#442
But I don't want to hear your goddamn business idea

#443
'cause I don't care. Now tell us the Frank thing.

#444
Fine.

#445
Frank only lent you guys the money

#446
'cause he thinks you're gonna fail.

#447
In fact, he wants you to fail.

#448
See, he's what you would call a predatory lender,

#449
and he's simply taking advantage of you guys.

#450
- Son of a bi-- Son of-- - Okay, okay.

#451
- All right, stop-stop talking. - Son of a bitch.

#452
- Just stop-stop talking. I get it. - Frank.

#453
This is a classic inflation-interest play.

#454
But I'll tell you something,

#455
Frank's not the only one

#456
who can be a predatory lender.

#457
I say we pivot.

#458
I say we don't sell people these inflatables.

#459
We rent them to them.

#460
Well... he's hanging on.

#461
Doesn't sound like it.

#462
Ow, ow.

#463
Rise and shine, Dee.

#464
- What time is it? - It's 4:00 in the morning.

#465
We got to go. We got work to do.

#466
Just grab anything small.

#467
Lamps are good 'cause they're easy to run with.

#468
Hold on a second. Are we robbing this place?

#469
- Huh? - Hey!

#470
What the hell are you doing?

#471
You haven't paid your rent

#472
in three months, you deadbeat.

#473
You can't come in here and take my shit.

#474
Oh, you want it back? Well, then pay your rent.

#475
I'm getting my gun.

#476
Go for it, bitch! We got bulletproof vests on!

#477
Oh, no, I don't. I don't have a bulletproof vest.

#478
Relax, these guys are always bluffing. Grab stuff.

#479
Frank, no. What is happening? You're a slumlord now?

#480
Yes, I collect on these guys,

#481
and if they don't pay,

#482
I throw 'em out on the street, like I did you.

#483
What? You're my landlord?

#484
Yeah, I got tired of paying your rent all those years,

#485
so I bought the building.

#486
Why did you raise the rent?

#487
Inflation. I got to increase my nut.

#488
- Goddamn it. - Oh, he's hot.

#489
Oh, shit.

#490
Relax, they never shoot.

#491
Ah, time to go.

#492
Pay your rent, you deadbeat.

#493
Dennis, it's, like, a little too windy.

#494
I feel like we got to weigh all this stuff down, man.

#495
Nah, it's fine, it's fine.

#496
Also, I got to talk to you about this Internet money, dude,

#497
because this guy does not know what he's sitting on, man.

#498
- He's a chump, dude, it's-- - Charlie, Charlie.

#499
Stop trying to talk business, all right?

#500
- It's just not your strong suit, all right? - Yeah, yeah. Okay.

#501
Oh, here comes a customer. Here, let me do the talking.

#502
Hi, sir. Hi, how are you today?

#503
It's a lovely day, isn't it?

#504
- A little windy. - A little breezy, yeah.

#505
Yeah, a little breezy. But, uh, anyway,

#506
are you here to buy some furniture?

#507
Yes, I am.

#508
- Okay, great. - Good, good.

#509
Hey, listen, what if I told you

#510
you could get your furniture for free?

#511
Yeah, see, times are very inflatable right now, okay?

#512
Yeah, stop, stop.

#513
Have you ever considered owning an inflatable couch?

#514
Oh, yeah, I don't have a pool, so...

#515
- A pool? - Yeah, for the...

#516
- Oh, no, no, no, I see, I see the confusion. - Oh-oh.

#517
- No, we're talking about for inside. - Yeah, inside your house.

#518
Oh. What?

#519
- Like, how much do you currently rent your couch for? - Yeah.

#520
I-I don't rent my couch.

#521
What?

#522
You pay full price for your couch?

#523
That's outrageous.

#525
- Goddamn it. - Yeah.

#526
I'm telling you, man, you have got to go to the hospital.

#527
Oh, and spend the remainder of our nut on medical bills?

#528
I don't think so, Dennis.

#529
I'll simply stop blowing up the furniture.

#530
It is not the furniture, Mac. Okay? It is the nuts.

#531
Dee, what the hell are you doing here?

#532
Guys, I have information

#533
that will change the course of your company,

#534
and I will tell you what it is if you let me stay here.

#535
Yeah, no, Charlie already tried that shit.

#536
- I did that move, yeah. - Yeah.

#537
He, he did this.

#538
Yeah. Uh, Dee, why are you gluing your hand to the wall?

#540
Yeah, guys, please,

#541
I have a solution to all of our problems,

#542
but you got to let me talk, okay?

#543
Now, you guys are all completely over-leveraged,

#544
and that's the problem, right? My investment,

#545
this thing was only, like, ten dollars a unit,

#546
then it, like, dropped down to basically nothing,

#547
because it's a speculative market, right?

#548
I'm making a bet that the SEC's not gonna regulate.

#549
Of course, regulation's gonna come in at some point,

#550
it always does, but right now it's completely unregulated.

#551
Now, I'm not talking about getting out over our skis,

#552
I'm just talking about making an investment tonight,

#553
turn it around tomorrow-- we'll net double.

#554
Holy shit.

#556
- That's money talk. - Where did you learn to talk like that?

#557
Living with Frank, man. I've been trying to tell you

#558
that I'm picking up on this stuff. So, look, guys,

#559
let's pool all of our remaining nut together

#560
and turn it into a big pile of green,

#561
and then everybody gets a taste.

#562
Okay, I didn't love the sound of that, but, uh...

#563
Was it unclear? I was talking about, like,

#564
a huge pile of green, like, and everyone is, like,

#565
- Money talk? - slurping that shit down.

#566
Let's do it.

#568
- I've got a lot of questions. - Yeah, me, too.

#569
Sure, sure. Go ahead.

#570
Now, Charlie, did you take...

#571
all of my money...

#572
- Mm-hmm. - and invest it in a box

#573
full of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies?

#574
Yes. Very good, Dennis. Very good.

#575
I wasn't sure you knew what they are.

#576
Yeah, so these are, like, from 1991.

#577
These are the original ones, right?

#578
Super hard to find, super valuable, super rare.

#579
- Are they? - Oh, dude, big time. Right? So, here's what I'm thinking.

#580
Could we turn these around tonight

#581
and make a little profit? Sure, but I say

#582
we sit on them. Maybe we eat one or two.

#583
This is exactly what I was worried about.

#584
Well, you're not thinking big picture here.

#585
- No, I'm thinking big pic-- - All right, loan's due.

#586
First installment.

#587
And I'm armed

#588
and I got a vest, so don't try nothing.

#589
What do you got there?

#590
1991's delicious cream-filled

#591
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies,

#592
fresh from the sewers to me.

#593
Are they made from real turtle?

#594
Probably.

#595
How much you want for 'em?

#596
They're not for sale, Frank.

#597
Uh, mine... mine are for sale.

#598
I own some of those, and mine are definitely for sale.

#599
He has a very minimal share, Frank.

#600
Ah.

#601
Market dictates the value, Charlie.

#602
Well...

#603
not when your demand is more than

#604
the supply.

#605
Fine, I'll get 'em somewhere else.

#606
Will you?

#607
Oh, I don't think so, Frank.

#608
Oh... uh-oh.

#609
'Cause I bought the last remaining ones there are.

#610
No...

#611
Nice work.

#612
And you kept it crypto.

#613
You should have listened to me, Frank.

#614
Fine.

#615
Name your price.

#616
Board up that new room and the noisy toilet,

#617
forgive Mac and Dennis's loan,

#618
give Dee her apartment back,

#619
and return everything to the status quo.

#620
That's too big a ask.

#621
That's inflation, Frank.

#622
You want the pies or not?

#623
Fine. Done.

#624
Good work, Charlie.

#625
Thank you very much, Frank.

#626
I appreciate it.

#627
Are you still eating the nuts?

#628
Hmm?

#629
Does he want to get to the hospital or to Costco?

#631
Costco, yeah.

#632
You know what, buddy? I think we'll take you

#633
to the hospital, and they'll have nuts, and you can...

#634
you can die there.

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