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Season 1, Episode 7 — Hello Rosie!

#1
[opening credit music]

#2
[Niffty] So, like, where are your wings?

#3
Niffty, I don't have--

#6
just like her lack of tits?

#7
Yeah. Where are your tits?

#8
[sighs] Any other questions?

#9
[Husk] I got one.

#16
[Husk] Yeah, well, her best is turning out real well so far.

#17
[Angel] And where is miss fearless leader anyway?

#18
Isn't it about time for another "doomed-to-fail" plan?

#19
She's upstairs.

#20
Coming up with something, I'm sure,

#21
in our room.

#22
-[Vaggie] Alone. - [sinister music]

#23
[Alastor] Hmm.

#24
[melancholy music] [Charlies cries softly]

#25
Oh, Charlie, you look an absolute mess.

#26
Ugh, go away, Alastor.

#27
Now, now, is that any way to act after picking a fight with all of Heaven and

#28
and dooming everyone you love?

#29
I have enough on my mind

#30
without hearing your sadistic idea of a joke, asshole.

#31
[Alastor] Who's joking? [Charlie jumps]

#32
[Charlie] Aaagh!

#33
You have a captive audience downstairs waiting to hear

#34
what kind of inspiring performance you have planned next.

#35
Ugh, I can't.

#36
How can I face them after failing them all so hard?

#37
They came here to be saved and all I gave them was more pain.

#38
I'm just as bad as the cruelest Overlord in Hell.

#39
And maybe worse.

#40
At least they don't go around giving false hope.

#41
Well, I never expected to see such a miserable display

#42
of self-loathing from you.

#43
Oh, fuck you, Alastor.

#44
All you do is stand there, smiling while you watch us struggle and fail.

#45
I don't know how you can enjoy all this suffering so much.

#46
[Alastor chuckles]

#47
Just because you see a smile,

#48
don't think you know what's going on underneath.

#49
A smile is a valuable tool, my dear.

#50
It inspires your friends, keeps your enemies guessing,

#51
and ensures that no matter what comes your way, you're the one in control.

#52
But I'm not.

#53
I'm the farthest thing from in control.

#54
The person I trust most has been lying to me for years.

#55
Heaven refuses to listen.

#56
Even if they did, I can't prove the hotel works.

#57
Adam has an invincible exorcist Army pointed right at my doorstep

#58
and there's nothing I can do [thuds]

#59
[shouts] about any of it.

#60
[sinister music]

#61
[sing-songy] I know something you don't know .

#62
[Charlie] Huh?

#63
Those big, scary angels are not quite as indestructible as they seem.

#64
What are you talking about?

#65
Just that you and your little band of misfits

#66
might stand more of a chance than you think.

#67
[desperately] How? I'll do anything.

#68
Anything?

#69
Then... let's make a deal.

#70
You... [pensive music]

#71
You want my soul?

#72
[sinisterly] Your soul?

#73
[brightly] Heavens, no.

#74
All I need from you is one itty bitty favor.

#75
What's a favor between friends?

#76
I won't hurt anyone for you.

#77
Who's asking! One favor, at a time of my choosing,

#78
here you harm no one.

#79
In return, I tell you what I know.

#80
Do we have a deal?

#81
[growling]

#82
[Charlie] Deal.

#83
[ominous music]

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[Vaggie] No. No! [tense music]

#85
[door slams open] [Vaggie strains]

#86
[Alastor] Right on cue!

#87
[Vaggie] What did you do? Let her go!

#88
-Vaggie, Stop! -What?

#89
[spear clinks on the ground]

#90
No, Charlie, please tell me you didn't--

#91
[oppressive music] I made a deal with Alastor.

#92
[pleads] Charlie.

#93
[Alastor] Oh, calm down.

#94
She still owns her soul.

#95
He gave me info that can save the hotel, but we're going to need help.

#96
The angels can be defeated, and Carmilla is the key.

#97
What? Carmilla Carmine?

#98
She killed an exorcist in the last extermination.

#99
She knows how they can be harmed.

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But... [tense edgy music]

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I-- I didn't even know that was possible.

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[Charlie] If you did, would you have told me?

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Charlie, I--

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I need you to go to her, convince her to teach us.

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[gentle music] If she can, we might have a chance.

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With just the seven of us?

#107
No, we're--

#108
ugh, we're going to need numbers too.

#109
And I know just who can help.

#110
As long as Charlie can be her normal, charming self.

#111
What's that you said about smiles?

#112
[Alastor] Good girl.

#113
[quietly] Charlie, can we talk about this--

#114
[Charlie] We can talk later. Right now,

#115
we have a job to do.

#116
-You with us? -[Vaggie sighs]

#117
Ugh.

#118
[grim music]

#119
[Angel] So, uh, Alastor and Charlie just left

#120
like they were runnin' away from their responsibilities.

#121
Should we be alarmed?

#122
[Vaggie] No.

#123
We have a plan,

#124
but it includes defending ourselves against the angels.

#125
Uh! Are you fucking high?

#126
-They can be killed-- -[Egg Boi Frank] Yeah.

#127
That knife lady, Camaro Carfight, killed one!

#128
[Vaggie] Wait. You knew about this?

#129
Oh, yeah.

#130
I told Boss about it months ago.

#131
He what?

#132
[Sir Pentious] What? They say insane shit all the time.

#133
How was I supposed to know this one was true?

#134
Bank accounts are a scam created by the shadow government.

#135
-See! -[Vaggie sighs]

#136
What's important now is that we're gonna have a fight on our hands.

#137
Look, this hotel's about to become the most dangerous place in Hell, and we--

#138
I... can't guarantee your safety anymore.

#139
[foreboding music] I still believe in Charlie's dream.

#140
I know this place can work... but none of you signed up for this.

#141
I'm going to go learn how we can fight back.

#142
But when I come home...

#143
Well I'll understand. if none of you are here.

#144
[Angel sighs heavily]

#145
[Sir Pentious] Well, this is awkward.

#146
[Niffty] 'Kay!

#147
[Charlie] Three years.

#148
Three years I've been sharing my life with her.

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And I tell her everything.

#150
My hopes, my dreams, my insecurities, my embarrassing habits.

#151
What fucking deodorant I like.

#152
And she keeps something like this from me .

#153
Why would she lie for so long? Does she think I wouldn't accept her?

#154
What about me, ME, says un understanding...

#155
misunderstanding?

#156
Disunder-- Wait, w-where are we?

#157
[Alistor] Cannibal Town!

#158
There's a friend of mine I think you should meet.

#159
In Cannibal Town? But it's--

#160
It's... surprisingly nice here.

#161
Isn't it, though?

#162
And it's all thanks to a very special someone.

#163
[Rosie] Well, who hasn't thought about eating their first husband?

#164
I certainly would have if he didn't taste so bad!

#165
Haha!

#166
I tell you what.

#167
You bring old, tall, dark and armless to me,

#168
and I'll straighten them right out, okay sweetie? Now here's my card and--

#169
[gleefully] Oh my stars. Do my eyes deceive me?

#170
Alastor? Alastor!

#171
Where have you been?

#172
These halls really lost some of their sparkle without your lively presence and--

#173
Oh. Who's this you brought with you?

#174
Come now, Alastor, She's much too young for you.

#175
Oh, I'm just kidding.

#176
-I know you're an ace in the hole. -[Alastor] A what now?

#177
[Rosie] But where are your manners Mister?

#178
[light music] Introduce us, why don't you?

#179
[Alastor] Ah, yes, Charlie. This is Rosie.

#180
The most darling, delightful, and dangerous Overlord

#181
this side of the pentagram.

#182
Oh, always such a charmer.

#183
And, Rosie,

#184
It's my pleasure to introduce you to Princess Charlie Morningstar,

#185
daughter of Lucifer and heir to the throne of Hell.

#186
How do you do? [laughs awkwardly]

#187
Well, well, isn't this a regal surprise?

#188
Come in, come in.

#189
Can I offer you something to eat?

#190
I'm sure I have a leg around here or something.

#191
Oh, what am I thinking? Small thing, like you.

#192
You're probably watching your figure.

#193
How about some nice pinky fingers instead? Oh.

#194
Ummmm, no, no. Thank you, though. [laughs awkwardly]

#195
Oh, look at you, so polite!

#196
Alastor, you could learn a thing or two.

#197
Well, sit down. Sit down.

#198
Tell Auntie Rosie what she can do for you.

#199
You know, Alastor, I got a primo connect on a guy

#200
with about eight blocks of territory and not enough goons to run it.

#201
Prime pickings for a deal to be made, my friend.

#202
I appreciate the offer, but we're here on business of another kind.

#203
Well, don't keep me in suspense.

#204
I'm a very busy woman.

#205
[Charlie] Well, as you know,

#206
[frantically] the extermination is coming early.

#207
It'll be here in a month.

#208
And they're coming for my hotel and my friends first.

#209
-and I, I, I, I, I, I-- -[Alastor] We need your help.

#210
Well, your cannibals' help at least, to fend off the attack.

#211
Wow! When you ask a favor, you don't start small, do you, Your Highness?

#212
Oh, now, don't fret.

#213
I didn't say I wouldn't help, but I assume there's

#214
more to this plan than a bunch of unarmed cannibals.

#215
Oh, your people will be far from helpless when we're done with them.

#216
And by the end, they will be able to eat

#217
[menacingly] their fill!

#218
[light music] Well, in that case, sure. Why not?

#219
-Really? -What can I say?

#220
I like your moxie, girl.

#221
And old Alastor has never done me wrong before.

#222
Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

#223
-[struggles] -[banging]

#224
[shouts] Carmine!

#225
Carmine, we need to speak.

#226
I know what you did on extermination day.

#227
We can talk about it inside, or I can yell about it out here.

#228
[door clanks open]

#229
Fuckin' right you open that door. [door slams shut]

#230
-[eerie music] -[Vaggie] Hello?

#231
[Carmilla's voice echoes] You have 2 minutes

#232
to convince me not to silence you for good.

#233
[dramatic music]

#234
Miss Carmine, I'm here on appointment from the princess

#235
to enlist your aid in the defense of Hell from the angelic extermination.

#236
We know an angel fell at your hands and we need to know how.

#237
-[Carmilla] No! -What do you mean, no?

#238
-The princess of Hell-- -[Carmilla] Means nothing to me.

#239
You have to do better than that. 90 seconds.

#240
[Vaggie] With your knowledge, we wouldn't have to helplessly stand by while--

#241
[Carmilla] Clearly I am not the helpless one here.

#242
80 seconds.

#243
[tense music] Well, then why?

#244
Why wouldn't you use what you know to fight?

#245
To avoid the very problem you and your little friends are facing right now.

#246
I will not invite destruction into my house, on my people.

#247
[Vaggie] You think we asked for this?

#248
All Charlie has ever done is try to make things better to help her people who,

#249
news flash, include your people too.

#250
And how exactly has that worked out for her?

#251
[music crescendos] 45 seconds.

#252
We didn't pick the fight, but it's here now.

#253
And they aren't going to stop with us.

#254
You didn't see the look on their leader's face.

#255
With us out of the way,

#256
it's only a matter of time before they come for the rest of you.

#257
They won't stop until all of Hell is wiped out,

#258
so you can help us make a stand here together,

#259
or you can stand alone tomorrow.

#260
And what do you think your chances will be then?

#261
[Carmilla] You're out of time.

#262
[grunts] [blade sings]

#263
[rousing fight music]

#264
Angels attack quickly, viciously, and without mercy.

#265
You'll need to defend better than that. [sombre music]

#266
[Rosie through megaphone] Cannibals and Cannibettes,

#267
assemble in the square.

#268
Now, darling, you know I would do anything,

#269
anything for my clients,

#270
but I can't exactly command

#271
all of Cannibal Town to follow someone else into battle.

#272
Now, don't get me wrong,

#273
they love carnage and bloodshed,

#274
but to get this group into line, you got to win 'em over.

#275
[through megaphone] Settle in!

#276
Settle in! Important meeting. -[crowd murmurs]

#277
-[Charlie] But how do I-- -With sparkle! Razzmatazz

#278
[light music] and that oh so appealing moxie of yours.

#279
Shouldn't be a problem.

#280
It's not like you've ever failed to inspire before.

#281
[Charlie groans]

#282
Now, fair warning.

#283
This group sticks together.

#284
So in order to convince any of them, you'll need to convince all of them.

#285
And there's one in particular--

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[Alastor] Uuuugh, Susan. -[Rosie] Susan,

#287
who's a bit of an... uh--

#288
-[Alastor] Ornery old bitch? -[Rosie] That!

#289
She's tough, but win her over and the rest will be easy as pie.

#290
-Ready? -I guess.

#291
Everyone we have a very special, very royal guest this evening!

#292
Please put your bloody hands together for

#293
Princess Charlie!

#294
[shouting from crowd] Booooo! Bring Rosie back!

#295
Susan?

#296
[both] Susan.

#297
[P.A system feeds back] [crowd mumble]

#298
[laughs nervously] Sorry. Uh, okay,

#299
-uh, my name's Charlie, and... -[Susan heckles] Booooo!

#300
-Well, I run this hotel with my part... -Get off the stage

#301
-you blue blood bitch! -...well someone and...

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-Booo! -Wait, let me start over.

#303
-We don't give a shit about some hotel.

#304
Angels are coming to kill us all and we need help defending our realm.

#305
-leave before I eat those big ass eyes of yours.

#306
So-- we, uh... we need your help--

#307
-[Susan still heckling] Boo! Get off.

#308
[Charlie] With your assistance, we can make a stand for--

#309
[Susan] Where's the showmanship? -[Charlie sings] I...I have a dream...

#310
-Where's all the finesse? Fuckin mediocre! -[Charlie] and I--

#311
[Charlie screams] Fuck You! You old bitch!

#312
[cannibal crowd gasp]

#313
[Rosie] Okay!

#314
we'll be back after a brief intermission.

#315
[dramatic fight music]

#316
[Vaggie strains]

#317
[spear slashes]

#318
[Vaggie] Fuck! Ow!

#319
[thuds] Aaagh!

#320
Come on, what is this?

#321
You want me to teach you how to beat angels?

#322
That's what I'm doing.

#323
By beating the shit out of me? I'm not used to fighting with long hair.

#324
[Carmilla] By showing you the flaws in your own fighting style.

#325
Yours and all your sisters'.

#326
Wait... you know I'm an exorcist?

#327
-How? -You have a giant X over your eye

#328
and wield an angelic spear.

#329
It's not rocket science.

#330
Before you found out about me, did you know angels could be harmed?

#331
No. [dramatic music]

#332
That shows in how you fight.

#333
You leave yourself open with every swing.

#334
You fight like someone unafraid of harm,

#335
and this is what you'll take advantage of.

#336
Angels wield no shields, little armor and fight with reckless abandon.

#337
-Strike them here, here, and here. -Argh.

#338
With what?

#339
Some secret weapon of yours?

#340
Stupid girl, are you really so dense

#341
you don't realize you're holding the answer?

#342
Angelic weapons? It's that simple?

#343
[huffs] How has no one else figured this out?

#344
Angelic steel isn't common,

#345
and those who have it aren't exactly rushing off to test it against exorcists.

#346
[Carmilla] When my daughters and I were cornered in that last extermination

#347
I tried to buy time for my girls to flee, and well...

#348
you don't become an angelic arms dealer without arming yourself first.

#349
[grunts]

#350
[Spanish guitar plays]

#351
[Latino style upbeat music]

#352
♪ I see you're driven by your detestation

#353
♪ Your every step is stoked with animus ♪

#354
♪ You need a different type of motivation ♪

#355
♪ Or there's no way that you can handle this ♪

#356
♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪

#357
♪ You're out for blood ♪

#358
♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪

#359
♪ Out for love ♪

#360
♪ Love ♪

#361
♪ Think of who you care about ♪

#362
♪ Protect them and be out ♪

#363
♪ For love ♪

#364
♪ Love ♪

#365
♪ You're gonna fight without gloves long as ♪

#366
♪ You're out for love ♪

#367
♪ Fuel yourself with the fear of losin' ♪

#368
♪ That somebody who's your reason to live ♪

#369
♪ Harness your heart and you can't help choosin' ♪

#370
♪ To fight with all you can give ♪

#371
♪ I know you're thirstin' for vengeance Vaggie ♪

#372
♪ You're out for blood ♪

#373
♪ But you'll only stand a chance if you're out for love ♪

#374
[music changes key and soars] ♪ Out for love, love ♪

#375
♪ Think of who you care about protect 'em and be out ♪

#376
♪ For love ♪

#377
♪ Love ♪

#378
♪ You're gonna fight without gloves and when that push comes to shove yeah ♪

#379
♪ You just might rise above long as you're ♪

#380
♪ Out for love ♪ [song ends]

#381
[Carmilla] Well, look at that. You might just survive this.

#382
We're going to need more weapons.

#383
[Rosie] Alright, what has you so out of sorts, darlin'?

#384
You clearly got more on your mind than angels.

#385
[Charlie sighs] [despondent mood music]

#386
What do you do when someone you love

#387
lies to you about who they are?

#388
Romance? My specialty.

#389
C'mon, dearie, details, details!

#390
My girlfriend is an exorcist angel... and she never told me.

#391
Oh, shit.

#392
Quite a secret.

#393
How does that make you feel?

#394
[whimpers] Just... angry...

#395
because we share everything!

#396
Because she always supported me, and my ideas,

#397
and now I don't know whether or not that was just more of the lies...

#398
[gasps]

#399
Oh, no, that's a horrible thing to think! Do I think that?

#400
Yes!... N-- No?

#401
Kinda?

#402
[sighs and sobs]

#403
[Rosie] You said you love this girl?

#404
[melancholy music] Yes... Or, well, I...

#405
-Yes. -[Rosie] Aw.

#406
Have you ever once doubted that she loves you in return?

#407
Well, then what's the problem?

#408
She took part in the very thing we've been working so hard to end.

#409
Well...

#410
Isn't that silly hotel of yours all about redemption?

#411
...Yes?

#412
Perhaps this girl was trying to redeem herself too?

#413
She knows better than anyone that I believe in second chances.

#414
Why not tell me?

#415
It can be difficult to admit to things you're not proud of,

#416
especially if those things hurt the ones you love.

#417
She fucked up, sure.

#418
She's flawed,

#419
but hey, who down here isn't?

#420
If there's anything I've learned, it's that words

#421
are cheap, but actions,

#422
they speak the truth.

#423
So, what have her actions said?

#424
That she believes in me and what we're doing.

#425
Right now she's off learning how to protect everything we've worked for...

#426
and I can't even pitch my hotel right.

#427
Well, how do you normally explain your hotel?

#428
By singing... but that never works.

#429
It will work here. Trust me.

#430
[crowd chatter indistinctly]

#431
[soft music]

#432
♪ Have you ever wanted something that ♪

#433
♪ Was so clear in your mind that you could taste it ♪

#434
[Susan] You mean like human flesh?

#435
Eugh, sort of.

#436
♪ It's a feeling like a rumbling in your gut that you could finally ♪

#437
♪ Be faced with a billion needy faces ♪

#438
♪ I guess what I mean to say is for the first time in my life ♪

#439
♪ I might have to be ready for this ♪ [music builds]

#440
♪ Ready to be the one who's leading from the front ♪

#441
♪ Gotta come into my own gotta come into my throne ♪

#442
♪ Gotta take charge and defend my only home ♪

#443
♪ And although I kinda feel unsteady ♪

#444
♪ Now I need to be ready for this ♪

#445
[upbeat music]

#446
♪ Have you ever felt like you're willing to die to save the people of your city ♪

#447
[Susan] By die to do you mean use my teeth to rip flesh apart?

#448
That's a start!

#449
♪ Cause right now we need a leader ♪

#450
♪ And it seems to me that ♪

#451
♪ Destiny has picked me to be that if you'll permit me ♪

#452
♪ So who's with me? ♪

#453
♪ Wouldn't it be super to see more of Hell ♪

#454
♪ Join up now if you like travel ♪

#455
♪ Come on boys hop in the saddle ♪

#456
♪ Lotta sights to see en route to my hotel ♪

#457
♪ Not to mention the camaraderie ♪

#458
♪ Yes siree you'll form life-changing friendships ♪

#459
♪ With the folks along the way ♪

#460
[Alastor] ♪ And feast on all the angels you can eat ♪

#461
♪ Okay ♪

#462
[cannibal crowd exclaim] Free food! I'm in!

#463
[cannibal crowd sing] ♪ It's time now to act ♪

#464
♪ They're on the attack ♪

#465
♪ When they move to strike ♪

#466
♪ We will fight biting back ♪

#467
♪ We'll follow your lead we're eager to feed ♪

#468
♪ We'll sharpen our teeth for the heavenly feast ♪

#469
♪ From this moment on you can count on us ♪

#470
♪ To be resolute and ravenous ♪

#471
♪ Our appetites are whet and we're set to seize the day ♪

#472
♪ So I say oh hey come join the flesh buffet ♪

#473
[Charlie] ♪ Well, that's a little violent ♪

#474
♪ Can we tone it down ♪

#475
[Rosie] ♪ Oh don't be put off by their snarlin' ♪

#476
♪ That's enthusiasm darlin' ♪

#477
[Charlie] ♪ Eh, they just seem a little murdery right now ♪

#478
♪ Don't worry, honey that's their thing keep singing ♪

#479
[singing together] ♪ We're super duper grateful ♪

#480
♪ To have you folks aboard ♪

#481
[cannibal crowd] ♪ We can't wait to taste an angel's wings ♪

#482
♪ Oh, lord... ♪

#483
♪ For the first time in my life maybe I can be ready for this ♪

#484
♪ I can be the marshal leading the parade ♪

#485
♪ I can come into my own and I think I've always known ♪

#486
♪ My destiny could never be postponed ♪

#487
♪ When Adam brings the battle here I must appear like I'm ready for this ♪

#488
[Rosie] ♪ They're dancing along ♪

#489
♪ They're singing her song ♪

#490
♪ Surprised, why, I knew she could do it all along ♪

#491
[singing together] ♪ She's bound to pass the test ♪

#492
♪ As princess of Hell ♪

#493
♪ Like her daddy she is madly power-fell ♪

#494
♪ She's filled with potential that I could guide ♪

#495
[Rosie] ♪ I concur ♪

#496
[together] ♪ Stick with her ♪

#497
♪ You'll be on the winning side ♪

#498
[epic music]

#499
[all singing] ♪ For the first time in our lives ♪

#500
♪ We know that we ready for this ♪

#501
[Rosie] ♪ We'll show heaven a fight they won't forget ♪

#502
[all] ♪ It's time to take a stand ♪

#503
-[Charlie] ♪ It's time to lend a hand ♪ -[crowd] ♪ Huzzah ♪

#504
♪ Against the angels and their deadly threat ♪

#506
♪ The time has come to go to war prepare to fight we're ready ♪

#507
[music crescendos] ♪ For This ♪

#508
[softly] ♪ I really hope that I'm ready for this ♪

#509
[song ends]

#510
[pensive music]

#511
[Vaggie] Looks like you had a busy day.

#512
-[Charlie] You too. -[Vaggie] Charlie, I--

#513
Hold that thought.

#514
Err.. Ah! I got you a souvenir from Cannibal Town.

#515
[Vaggie gasps]

#516
[gentle moody music] Oh, Charlie.

#517
The wings are new.

#518
They look nice.

#519
Come on, let's go home.

#520
[construction noise]

#521
[Sir Pentious] Come along,

#522
let's put some effort into these fortifications.

#523
-[hammering] -[Angel] Yeah, fortify that...

#524
Well, look who decided to show up.

#525
We thought we were fightin' by ourselves.

#526
You're... you're still here?

#527
What? Do you think we were a bunch of pusssssies?

#528
I just got used to you guys. [scoffs]

#529
I ain't finding no new drinking buddies.

#530
I've named all the stains on the carpet. [giggles]

#531
That one's Fred.

#532
Well, looks like we have a lot of work to do.

#533
[end credit music]

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