It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 15, Episode 3 — The Gang Buys A Roller Rink

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#1
Are you kidding me? I love Joni Mitchell.
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#2
It's Janis Joplin I don't like.
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#3
- Why? - I don't like her voice.
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#4
Her voice drives me insane.
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#5
- You're out of your mind. - No, she's out of her mind.
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#6
What do you think about this, then?
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#7
Oh! Hey.
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#8
I do like that. I love that.
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#9
Look at those moves.
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#10
- You got the moves, Charlie. - Oh, baby.
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#11
- Yeah. - Yeah.
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#12
Hey, I like this a lot. Why are we doing it?
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#13
Oh, South Philly Skate's closing, man.
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#14
- What? - What?
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#15
Yeah.
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#16
Why would you deliver such sad news
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#17
in such an upbeat fashion?
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#18
Yeah, you know what?
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#19
It felt wrong as I was doing it. Wasn't sure how to stop.
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#20
I can't believe this.
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#21
Everybody wants to pave paradise and put up a parking lot.
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#22
- Nice! Nice. - Joni Mitchell, yeah.
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#23
I found a way to weave it in.
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#24
I heard you do that.
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#25
Now, guys, look, the real question is
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#26
what are we gonna do about the rink?
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#27
Wait a minute. Wait. You guys want to buy a roller rink?
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#28
Oh, God, no. No, no, no. We already tried that.
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#29
Yeah. You guys remember that?
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#30
- The last time we were there. - That's right.
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#31
The last time we were there. What year was that?
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#32
- Yeah. - 1998.
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#33
- Yeah. - You guys remember that night?
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#34
Oh, yeah.
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#35
Like it was yesterday.
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#36
Hey, no whipping.
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#37
I saw that. Are you chewing gum?
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#38
No gum on my rink, all right?
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#39
Go spit it out. Gum is the enemy.
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#40
Long way together
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#41
Through the hard times and the good...
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#42
Skate clean, everybody. Let's skate clean.
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#43
That is the main thing.
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#44
Richie Keen, keep it clean, buddy, all right?
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#45
I don't want to see any hotdogging.
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#46
Hotdogging happens at the concession stand.
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#47
Okay, new people.
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#48
Coming through, coming through.
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#49
All right, come on, let's go. Keep it clean.
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#50
Watch it.
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#51
Briana, no more gum.
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#52
Man, can't trust anybody.
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#53
Yo, Mac.
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#54
- Yo, what's up, Charlie? - Dude.
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#55
It's buzzing out there, huh?
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#56
Yeah, dude, the roller rink business is booming, man.
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#57
Let me tell you. Now take that jacket off, dude.
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#58
How many times do I have to tell you
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#59
you can't wear street clothes at work.
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#60
What you talking about, man?
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#61
This jacket's phat as hell.
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#62
It may be phat, but you're not supposed to wear it, all right?
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#63
And you're not even repping Philly, dude.
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#64
Well, the Hornets have the coolest colors, man.
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#65
I got to look phat 'cause I'm out there selling weed,
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#66
and you got to look phat if you're selling weed.
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#67
And also, dude, I'm gonna say this as your friend
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#68
and not just your boss,
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#69
stop dealing drugs at work, okay?
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#70
- Blowing up. 911. - Take it outside. I don't want to see...
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#71
- I got to make a call. - If Smokey sees you with that thing,
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#72
I'm gonna get in trouble, too. Did you spray these down, or what?
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#73
'Cause you got to keep the...
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#74
Not bad.
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#75
I rode my bicycle
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#76
Past your window last night
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#77
I roller-skated to your door at daylight...
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#78
All right, now, you kids have a lot of fun, all right?
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#79
And Daddy's got a very important meeting to go to.
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#80
- Good luck, Daddy. - Thank you, honey.
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#81
You be safe, sweetheart. Dennis,
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#82
don't forget to leave your cellular telephone on.
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#83
You work for me now.
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#84
Yes, Father. Got it.
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#85
Brand-new pair of roller skates
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#86
You got a brand-new key...
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#87
There you go. Have fun.
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#88
Hey, guys.
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#89
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What's up, fellas?
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#90
- Hey! Here they are. - There's the college guy.
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#91
Now, see, Mac, that's how you wear a jacket at work.
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#92
You know, Dennis looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
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#93
Thanks, man. Yeah, that's kind of what I was going for. Yeah.
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#94
I don't like how mean they are to each other on that show.
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#95
Sweet Dee. So pure of heart. You know?
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#96
Hey, when you going to Hollywood, Dee?
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#97
Tomorrow. Yeah, this is my last night in Philly.
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#98
I'm actually super nervous.
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#99
You got nothing to be nervous about.
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#100
No, you're gonna do great out there, sis.
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#101
They're gonna love you.
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#102
You just have so much natural charisma,
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#103
and you're so funny.
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#104
Aw, man. Thanks, you guys.
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#105
That really means a lot to me.
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#106
- Yeah, yeah. - Size 11 skates, please.
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#107
Oh. Oh, Dee, um...
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#108
We only carry, like, women's up to, like,
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#109
I think maybe, like nine?
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#110
Oh, no, Charlie, size 11 in men's.
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#111
- That's okay. - Right. You wear men's.
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#112
- Yeah. - I totally forgot.
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#113
Okay, I got those. Hang on.
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#114
Here we go.
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#115
- There we go. - Yeah. Boom.
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#116
Okay. Thanks, guys. I'm gonna go skate with my friends.
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#117
- I'll see you in a bit. - Have fun, Dee.
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#118
- See you. - Have fun.
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#119
- Bye. - So sweet.
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#120
Such a good-hearted person.
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#121
Guys, thank you so much for not making fun
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#122
of the size of her feet. They're very big.
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#123
- Oh, no, dude. - Of course not.
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#124
I would never make fun of her physical attributes.
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#125
Hey, you guys want to grab a soda or something?
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#126
- I'd love a soda. - I'd love a soda.
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#127
All right, let's get a quick break.
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#128
Hey, Smokey, stepping away!
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#129
Huh?
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#130
Stepping away there, boss!
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#131
Yeah, whatever.
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#132
Smokey loves me, dude.
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#133
Hey, he's giving me one of those email addresses.
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#134
- Whoa. - Email?
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#135
Mark my words, nobody will ever use email.
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#136
The Internet is a fad for nerds.
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#137
- Yeah, probably. - Yeah.
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#138
Let's roll.
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#139
So, what's it like working for your old man?
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#140
Like, what's he actually do?
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#141
Business.
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#142
That's sweet, man. Like, what kind of business is he in?
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#143
It's complicated, you know?
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#144
There's numbers and money, you know?
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#145
Right, but it sounds like you don't know what the business is.
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#146
Not yet. But, I mean, I will
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#147
at some point, you know what I mean?
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#148
'Cause I'll be running the place someday, so...
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#149
I can dig that, man.
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#150
I'm also kind of, like, climbing
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#151
the corporate ladder, you know?
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#152
I definitely see myself running this place one day.
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#153
Dooley, come on, man.
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#154
No headlocks!
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#155
I'll be running a multi-million-dollar business,
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#156
and you'll be working at a roller rink.
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#157
Yeah, there's a lot of money in roller-skating, like,
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#158
you would not believe how many quarters
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#159
I find in these vending machines.
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#160
You're talking about thumbing through vending machines
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#161
for loose change.
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#162
You think that's comparable to my thing?
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#163
Well, that one's empty, but, yeah, you never know.
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#164
Is that my beeper?
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#165
Oh, no, that's my mobile phone.
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#166
Yeah, I don't have anything that beeps.
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#167
Yeah, hang on.
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#168
Oh! It's my dad.
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#169
Hello, Father.
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#170
Oh.
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#171
Yeah. Yes. Yeah, right away. Guys, I got to run.
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#172
My dad forgot his briefcase,
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#173
and he needs it for an important meeting, so...
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#174
- Cool. What's the meeting about? - Business, man.
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#175
I, like, I don't... I got to go.
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#176
I can't make him mad, okay? I'm on my way, Father.
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#177
Mobile phones. Fads for yuppies.
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#178
Mark my words, Charlie, those things will never catch on.
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#179
Okay.
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#180
- My special little helper. - Hey. Hey.
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#181
I couldn't do it without you.
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#182
- Hold the briefcase. - Okay. Thanks, Father.
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#183
Not you.
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#184
I was talking about this little guy. Right here.
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#185
You're taking pills?
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#186
Yeah. It enhances my performance
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#187
and impresses my colleague,
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#188
if you know what I'm saying?
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#189
- Wow, okay, that makes sense. Yeah. - Yeah.
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#190
Ticktock, buddy. Your hour's almost up.
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#191
Be right there, hon.
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#192
She sounds tough.
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#193
You have no idea. Okay, you can go.
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#194
No, wait, wait. Dad, Dad, wait, wait.
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#195
Come here, come here. Listen, if I may be so bold,
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#196
I know you like to usually do your business in private,
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#197
but, I'd like to join you.
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#198
Huh? You want to join us?
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#199
Yeah. Or I can just sit in the corner and watch.
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#200
I just want to learn.
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#201
Well, that's a little weird, Dennis.
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#202
I don't know about that.
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#203
How am I supposed to learn
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#204
if you don't show me how to do it?
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#205
You don't know how?
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#206
No. I don't know anything.
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#207
The guys were teasing me about it earlier.
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#208
- Well, I probably would tease you, too. - Yeah, but,
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#209
I mean, it's not my fault. You never showed me anything.
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#210
I thought this was something you'd learn in school.
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#211
Well...
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#212
Well, I don't love this Dennis, but,
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#213
if you want, you can sit in the corner and watch.
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#214
But no eye contact
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#215
'cause that'll throw me off my game.
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#216
- Okay. - All right.
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#217
Come on, let's go in before the pill kicks in.
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#218
Yeah. Okay.
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#219
Honey.
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#220
Yeah, what I'm saying is Silly String's not so silly
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#221
when it's stuck in a wheel bearing.
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#222
So, actions do have consequences. You know?
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#223
Smokey! Filing a damage report here, boss.
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#224
I don't know what to tell you.
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#225
I'm gonna have to sell the joint.
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#226
Lot of good people are gonna lose their jobs.
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#227
Kills me, but it's over.
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#228
Oh, no.
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#229
18, 19.
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#230
Worth every penny.
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#231
2,000. There's a little something in there for you.
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#232
- Yeah, whatever. - Say hello to your sister.
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#233
Well, there you go. You happy?
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#234
Wha...
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#235
What was that?
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#236
That's how it's done. Huh?
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#237
It was a little fast, but she was hot.
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#238
I feel like I just watched you
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#239
have sex with a prostitute.
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#240
- Yeah. - Why?
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#241
What do you mean why? It was your idea.
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#242
I didn't want to watch you have sex.
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#243
I didn't want you to watch me have sex, either.
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#244
I thought you were gonna show me what you do at work.
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#245
This is what I do at work.
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#246
Well... Does Mom know about this?
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#247
Don't bring your mother into this.
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#248
I'm not gonna let you watch next time.
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#249
I don't want to watch next time!
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#250
I didn't want to watch this time!
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#251
All right, look, you're officially fired.
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#252
What?
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#253
This is not working out for me, Dennis.
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#254
You watched me bang, I mean, and now you're whining.
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#255
You're gonna go cry to your mommy. It's too much.
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#256
I don't even know what it is I'm being fired from.
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#257
Look... Here.
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#258
Here's five grand.
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#259
What is this?
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#260
That's to keep your mouth shut. That's your paycheck.
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#261
I don't understand. What is happening?
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#262
- That's your severance pay. - My sever...
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#263
Go on.
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#264
I don't understand any of this!
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#265
'Sup, son. I'm having the best night.
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#266
I just sold two ounces of Compton Endo.
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#267
Yeah, well, all right,
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#268
I hate to rain on your drug-dealing parade, but, um,
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#269
Smokey's selling this joint, man.
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#270
So what? I could deal drugs wherever.
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#271
Hey, you should come work for me, man.
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#272
I'm making mad Benjamins, son.
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#273
Holy shit.
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#274
Whoa, dude, there's got to be, like, $80 in there.
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#275
It's $4,000, Charlie.
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#276
Yeah, I made it in, like, two hours.
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#277
- Are you serious? - Yeah.
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#278
Shit, man, but, like, isn't dealing drugs,
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#279
isn't that kind of dangerous?
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#280
Damn straight it is, Charlie.
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#281
That's why I got myself a gat.
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#282
Dude. You have a gun?
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#283
Yeah. Cool, huh?
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#284
Put that shit away, all right?
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#285
Don't let Smokey see you with that.
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#286
- Hey, guys. - Hey, Sweet Dee.
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#287
Hey, Dee.
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#288
Charlie, can you tighten the axle nuts on these?
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#289
My friends and I are working on sort of a farewell routine.
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#290
Got to tighten them Dee's nuts.
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#291
Dee's nuts.
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#292
They're your nuts, so I said, "Dee's nuts." Like...
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#293
Yeah, I'm sorry. I just don't find crass humor that funny.
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#294
- Yeah. - Oh, yeah, sorry.
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#295
Oh, yeah. But, Dee, just a quick heads-up,
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#296
like, if I tighten up these nuts, it's gonna...
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#297
Dee's nuts. Now I said it.
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#298
That happens.
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#299
I'm so sorry. But in all seriousness,
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#300
if I do tighten up
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#301
the axle nuts, it's gonna slow you down.
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#302
I know. The thing is, my friends,
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#303
they're just not as fast as me,
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#304
and I don't want to hurt their self-esteem,
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#305
so I just figured if I make myself slower, everyone's happy.
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#306
- That's super nice of you. - Oh, yeah.
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#307
Hey, and don't forget, positive energy.
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#308
- Positive energy. - Cool.
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#309
Positive.
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#310
- There's my beeper. - Oh, shit.
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#311
That thing is really cool. I'll admit that.
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#312
Cool? Charlie, in 20 years,
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#313
everybody's gonna have a beeper. Mark my words.
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#314
Yeah, yeah. Also, you keep saying that, and I don't know
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#315
if you're, like, fully expecting me to, like,
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#316
mark these words down 'cause I don't have, like, a pen on me.
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#317
Okay, come on, let's go. They're outside.
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#318
Yeah, okay. All right. Stepping away, Smoke.
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#319
All right, be cool. Just play it cool, man.
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#320
Yeah, I'm just nervous. I've never done something
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#321
against the law, really, like this.
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#322
Nah, it's not that hard.
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#323
It's not that hard. Oh, here they come.
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#324
- Here they come. - Is this the guy?
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#325
- These are our guys? - Yeah, I think that's him.
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#326
Yeah, that's him. Okay.
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#327
It's very easy. It's very easy.
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#328
Just walk up there, you say, "How much?"
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#329
"How much do you want?"
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#330
They tell you, and then,
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#331
you throw the bags in, they throw the money out,
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#332
and that's it. End of transaction.
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#333
Okay, cool. I can do that.
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#334
And then, maybe I'll introduce myself, too?
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#335
Put a name to the face 'cause customer service is important.
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#336
No.
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#337
No, no, don't do that because it's not.
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#338
It's a drug deal.
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#339
Yeah, but if they don't feel comfortable
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#340
knowing me, they might not return as customers.
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#341
You don't want them to know you.
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#342
They will return, no matter what,
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#343
because they're addicted to the drugs.
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#344
- Oh. - That's how it works.
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#345
- Okay, cool. - Yeah.
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#346
One more thing.
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#347
- Take off the skates. - Yeah, but if I take off
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#348
the skates, I'm gonna have to walk over there in my socks
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#349
- 'cause I skated to work today. - Oh, Jesus Christ.
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#350
- Yeah, that's not gonna look cool. - Okay, fine. Yeah.
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#351
That's them. Okay, I'll walk on my toes,
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#352
- so you can't tell I'm on skates. - What? No.
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#353
You might as well just,
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#354
you might as well just skate over.
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#355
Oh, Jesus Christ.
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#356
Coming.
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#357
One minute.
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#358
Evening.
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#359
Jesus Christ.
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#360
Hi. I'm Charlie.
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#361
I'll be taking care of you guys this evening.
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#362
How we doing?
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#363
Let me get five.
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#364
Five, yeah, sure.
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#365
Five for the fine fella.
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#366
"I got five on it."
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#367
Sorry, it's...
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#368
I'm a little thrown off. I was expecting
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#369
you guys to be so much older than me.
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#370
One second. Let me get it out here.
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#371
Okay. Five. One,
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#372
two, three... Whoa. Dropped one.
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#373
Sorry. It's three, four, five.
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#374
Sorry. It's my, it's my first night.
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#375
I'm in training, so...
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#376
Thank you for your patience.
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#377
So I'm gonna need 40,
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#378
$40...
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#379
for...
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#380
I'm gonna... I'm gonna need $40!
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#381
Oh, no, he didn't.
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#382
We got a problem here, fellas?
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#383
- Yeah, he's got a gun, so... - That's a gat.
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#384
I got a gat.
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#385
Shoot the tires.
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#386
What the hell is this?
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#387
That's the handle. Just the handle.
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#388
I can see that. You're carrying around a gun handle?
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#389
Yeah, I found it in the trash.
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#390
- It's still cool, though. - Oh, my God.
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#391
Dude, that was so stupid.
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#392
We could've gotten killed, Mac.
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#393
No, no, there's no... There's no bullets.
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#394
You can't get killed 'cause there's not...
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#395
- You can't get shot. - With their gun!
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#396
Oh, with their gun.
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#397
Yeah, with their gun we could've gotten killed.
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#398
Oh! Got one.
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#399
All right, well, look on the bright side, Mac.
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#400
We just made a quick 25 cents.
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#401
Hey. Hey, guys. Why the long faces?
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#402
Smokey's selling the rink.
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#403
- What? - Yeah.
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#404
And Mac's a terrible drug dealer,
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#405
as am I, apparently.
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#406
I just don't know what I'm gonna do with the rest of my life now.
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#407
How was work with your dad?
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#408
Yeah, it was cool. You know,
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#409
I learned a lot, but I don't really think it's for me.
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#410
Oh! Really? Why? Like, what it is?
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#411
What's the work?
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#412
Uh... It's complicated, you know?
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#413
It's messy,
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#414
and I don't want to describe what I saw.
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#415
Why?
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#416
Look, suffice it to say,
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#417
I don't want to have anything to do
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#418
with that kind of business, you know what I mean?
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#419
And I'm starting to think that my dad's a bad man.
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#420
Really?
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#421
You know what, man?
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#422
You can go your own way. You're your own man.
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#423
Mark my words,
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#424
you're probably never gonna see that guy again
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#425
for the rest of your life.
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#426
I hope not.
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#427
Yeah.
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#428
Guys, check this out.
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#429
What if we,
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#430
what if we went into business, like, for ourselves?
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#431
- Yeah. - You know?
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#432
Yeah.
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#433
Like, we do what Dennis's dad does at work, right,
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#434
but we do it with each other.
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#435
You don't want to do what my dad does, okay?
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#436
And definitely not with each other.
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#437
- All right. - So, I'd like to clarify
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#438
by saying that I think what we should do
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#439
is invest in ourselves.
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#440
Yeah, I mean, like, right, that's what I mean.
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#441
Like, check this out, like, what if we buy the rink from Smokey?
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#442
Oh, shit.
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#443
- We own the roller rink? - Yeah.
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#444
Like, the three of us, together as partners?
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#445
- Mmm-hmm. - Oh! I got four grand right here.
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#446
Oh, my God. That's crazy.
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#447
I just got five grand from my dad.
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#448
Dudes, that's perfect. I just got 25 cents,
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#449
from the machine over there.
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#450
25 cents is not gonna get us shit, man.
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#451
Oh, no, I mean, I just got it now.
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#452
I have more saved up.
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#453
Well, okay, well, how much do you have total?
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#454
From the machines and my paycheck
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#455
and just, like, saving the quarters and shit,
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#456
I've saved up, like, $57,000.
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#457
- Holy shit, man. - That's...
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#458
You know what?
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#459
That actually might be enough
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#460
- for an equal partnership with us. - Yes.
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#461
- Yeah. Well... - Yeah.
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#462
- Equal doesn't quite make sense... - Hey, I'm starving.
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#463
Do they have sandwiches here?
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#464
Well, yeah, you know, they do have sandwiches.
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#465
- Would you like a sandwich? - With meat on it?
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#466
The sandwiches are good, but, like...
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#467
I'm paying. I'll pay for the sandwich.
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#468
Equal just doesn't totally make sense.
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#469
Let's give it up for the Sweet Dee Skaters.
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#470
- They're starting the dance. - Here we go.
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#471
And then we'll have sandwiches...
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#472
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. Oh, man. - Let's go, Dee!
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#473
Yeah. Looking good. All right. Go, Dee!
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#474
- Thanks, guys. You rock! - Let's go, Sweet Dee!
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#475
Come on, Dee.
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#476
Yeah. All right. Let's go, sis.
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#477
Come on, Dee!
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#478
Take this pink ribbon off my eyes
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#479
I'm exposed and it's no big surprise
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#480
Don't you think I know
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#481
Exactly where I stand?
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#482
This world is forcing me to hold
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#483
Your hand
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#484
'Cause I'm just a girl...
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#485
Oh, look at her go, man. Yeah, she's really flying, huh?
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#486
Imagine if she didn't have to slow down for her friends.
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#487
She doesn't have to. No, no, no.
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#488
I... When she asked me to tighten her skates,
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#489
I secretly loosened them, you know,
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#490
'cause real friends don't slow each other down, right?
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#491
They help them soar.
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#492
...let me have any rights...
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#493
Oh, shit!
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#494
Goddamn.
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#495
Ooh, that was brutal.
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#496
You all right?
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#497
Hey. Stop it! Get off me, bitch!
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#498
Hey, sis, are you okay?
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#499
You hit your head pretty hard there.
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#500
Yeah, I'm fine, you small-haired cunt.
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#501
- Whoa. - What? Excuse me?
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#502
It was a joke, okay?
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#503
Oh, you don't understand humor?
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#504
It was a joke. That's why she was...
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#505
Oh!
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#506
Hey, Dee, we're gonna buy the rink.
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#507
Do you want to be part-owner with us?
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#508
Oh, are you?
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#509
Yeah, we could really use your positive attitude.
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#510
Oh, could you?
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#511
You know what you could also use?
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#512
A breath mint 'cause your mouth smells
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#513
like you just ate a giant slice of shit pizza.
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#514
Okay, I'm confused, Dee. Do you want to be in?
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#515
No, Charlie.
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#516
Thank you, anyway, but I don't want to be involved
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#517
with you losers, okay? 'Cause you're losers.
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#518
I'm moving to Hollywood.
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#519
I'm gonna get rich, I'm gonna get famous,
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#520
and I'm probably gonna marry Scott Wolf.
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#521
Get out of my way, bitch! Leave me alone!
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#522
Sweet Dee is not being very sweet.
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#523
She just got her bell rung.
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#524
She's gonna be fine.
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#525
Oh, dude, that's what it is, right?
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#526
I'm sure by tomorrow it'll wear off,
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#527
and she'll be back to spreading her sunshine again.
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#528
Yeah. Yeah.
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#529
All right, come on, let's go buy this rink.
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#530
- Yeah. Let's do it. - Let's go buy a roller rink.
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#531
Smokey!
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#532
You want to buy my joint?
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#533
Absolutely, Smokey. I mean, look,
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#534
we heard you're selling it, and we want to be the buyers.
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#535
Yeah, and we will pay any price.
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#536
Yeah. Well, well, hang on a second.
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#537
No, we won't pay any price.
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#538
We'll pay the appropriate price for a roller rink.
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#539
The rink?
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#540
I don't own this place.
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#541
I just work here for the free parking.
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#542
- Oh. - Oh.
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#543
I own the bar around the corner.
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#544
- There's a bar around the corner? - Yeah.
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#545
Yeah.
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#546
That place is a real dump.
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#547
- Okay. - Okay.
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#548
- We'll take it. Any price. - Well, well, hang on a second.
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#549
We haven't even seen it yet.
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#550
Stop saying that.
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#551
You are a terrible negotiator. How do you...
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#552
He's a really bad drug dealer, too, man.
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#553
- I can tell. - Yeah.
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#554
Paddy's, huh?
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#555
You guys like that name?
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#556
- No. - No.
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#557
- No, right? - No, it's terrible.
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#558
- It's pretty bad. - We'll change it.
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#559
- Yeah. - Definitely. First thing we do.
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#560
Yeah.
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#561
- Should we check it out? - Yeah.
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#562
Smells like fish. You guys smell that?
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#563
Yeah. It does smell like fish.
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#564
- Get a cooler sign, you know? - Yeah.
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#565
'Cause it's kind of, like, old and wooden.
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#566
Huh.
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#567
Yeah...
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#568
I mean, you know,
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#569
doesn't quite have the same pageantry
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#570
as a roller rink, but...
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#571
Well, there's a palpable sadness in here.
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#572
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I feel that.
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#573
- And a stink, right? Like... Yeah. - Yeah.
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#574
But that said, I mean, you know, it's got potential.
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#575
Right. It doesn't have to be this, right?
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#576
Like, check it out.
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#577
We could gut this place, make it totally our own, right?
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#578
- Yes. Yes! - Make it whatever we want.
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#579
Yes.
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#580
Yes. We could become really successful bar owners, right?
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#581
- Of course we could, dude. - Like, the most
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#582
successful bar owners in all of South Philadelphia,
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#583
- in all of the country. - That's reasonable.
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#584
Guys, mark my words,
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#585
when we're finished with this place,
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#586
you're not even gonna recognize it.
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#587
- I got a lot of things wrong. - Yeah.
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#588
Yeah. We really didn't change that much.
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#589
No. No, you haven't even changed clothes, for instance.
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#590
You're still wearing the same sweatshirt.
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#591
Hey, can I talk to you guys
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#592
about the percentage shares of the bar for a second?
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#593
Oh, shit. Uh...
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#594
Sandwiches. We were gonna get...
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#595
Oh, yeah, we got, sandwiches.
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#596
Yeah, we got sandwiches from a place, and...
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#597
Are you hungry?
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#598
Yeah, you want a sandwich?
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#599
- Yeah. - Yeah.
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#600
- You're gonna have to pay for it. - Let's get Charlie a sandwich.
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#601
I'm gonna check the sandwich thing out.
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#602
Don't it always seem to go
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#603
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
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#604
They paved paradise Put up a parking lot
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#605
Ooh, bop-bop-bop-bop
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#606
Ooh, bop-bop-bop-bop
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#607
They took all the trees
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#608
Put 'em in a tree museum
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#609
And they charged the people
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#610
A dollar and a half just to see 'em
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#611
Don't it always seem to go
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#612
That you don't know what you've got till it's gone?
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#613
They paved paradise, put up a park...