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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 14, Episode 4 — The Gang Chokes

#1
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#2
Uh, guys, I-I'd like to raise a glass to Frank.

#3
Frank, another year has gone by since you came into my life.

#4
I don't see any blue on this menu.

#5
- Well, hang on. Don't interrupt. - Why do you want to eat blue?

#6
- The best foods are blue. - Charlie,

#7
let's just order, shall we?

#8
Now, Dennis, what will I be having this evening?

#9
- Oh, come on. - Well, I don't want to just order, okay?

#10
I'm trying to say some nice words here, okay?

#11
- About what? - About you, man.

#12
Oh, God. You people.

#13
Ugh, this guy again.

#14
Come on, man. What are you doing here? This isn't Guigino's.

#15
Yeah, I thought you moved.

#16
I moved back. So... Wait, you guys remember me?

#17
Uh, yeah, you're everywhere.

#18
Yeah. We can't get away from you.

#19
You know what? Doesn't matter.

#20
What's in them little bowls? Blue, I hope.

#21
I... Bl...

#22
No, i-it's amuse-bouche for the table.

#23
- What is it? - We didn't order yet, pal.

#24
Again, Dennis, what am I having?

#25
- Stop asking me that. - I'm not paying for those, pal.

#26
They're compliments from the chef.

#27
We don't want compliments, we want food.

#28
If I wanted a compliment, I'd walk into a bar.

#29
Oh, Dee. God.

#30
- Dee, shut up. - Yeah, Dennis, do you want me

#31
to throw my glass of water in her face?

#32
Well, don't ask. Just do.

#33
Well, h-hang on a second, dude. You don't chew no good anymore.

#34
- You want me to chew that up for you? - I don't want that.

#35
Well, you haven't had your teeth sharpened in a bit.

#36
- I better chew it. - He gets his teeth sharpened?

#37
Not as often as he should. No. Uh...

#38
What's this?

#39
I think he's choking.

#40
- Oh, shit. - Yeah, he can't get air.

#41
Yeah.

#42
Hmm.

#43
Okay, folks, we have a few specials tonight.

#44
Oh, my God!

#45
_

#46
- That's it! Yeah, I'm absolutely having a fit! - All night long?

#47
- Look, I-I'm sorry, okay? - I'm having a fit. That's right.

#48
I don't know what happened. I froze up, all right?

#49
- Oh, yeah. You froze up. - May-Maybe I thought

#50
- that's how you wanted to go out, Frank. - Oh, yeah.

#51
That's how I wanted to go? Me?

#52
I don't know! I don't know how you want to die.

#53
You only ever talk about how you don't want to die,

#54
like in a hospital bed or getting spit-roasted

#55
- by two Latin King gang members in prison. - Yeah.

#56
Okay, look, at least here,

#57
you're in a fancy restaurant, right?

#58
- You're surrounded by your friends. - Oh, my friends.

#59
Who are watching me choke to death

#60
- with pleasure in their eyes. - Nobody had pleasure! Okay,

#61
- maybe I was a little mad at you, all right? - Yeah.

#62
Y-You didn't let me finish my speech.

#63
You kept interrupting me about anything that's blue

#64
- on the menu, right? - Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah.

#65
You didn't let me chew your food for you. You know, you...

#66
Oh, well, you're not gonna be able to do that, either.

#67
No more chewing my food.

#68
You mash it too thin.

#69
You take all the flavor out of it.

#70
- You get all the nutrients. I get all the mush. - You...

#71
- Do you think I want to chew your food? - Yeah, you...

#72
Well, you don't have to do that anymore, because I'm going.

#73
- Where are you gonna go? - I'm going

#74
- to the one person who actually cares about me. - All right.

#75
Good. You know what, fine, go.

#76
Get out of here. I don't care.

#77
I'll go back to being me. You know, young and cool

#78
before I started chewing the food of some crazy old man.

#79
You know, I used to do cool shit, Frank!

#80
I used to be cool!

#81
I'm cool.

#82
That was an interesting evening.

#83
Yeah. Yeah, it was. Frank was pissed.

#84
I would've stepped in,

#85
but, of course, I was taking my cues from you.

#86
Why?

#87
Well, you didn't tell me whether I should save him or not.

#88
But why? I mean, wh...

#89
why do I still have to tell you what to do?

#90
Why do I still have to order your dinners for you?

#91
And why is it up to me to decide

#92
whether or not you're going to save a man's life?

#93
You know what the problem is?

#94
I can't depend on you. I can't depend on anyone.

#95
You know, I mean, if that had been me choking tonight...

#96
- no one would've saved me. - No.

#97
I-I would've saved you, Dennis. I would have saved you.

#98
- If you told me to. - Oh, Jesus Christ... if I told you to?

#99
Oh!

#100
* Pizza man, pizza man *

#101
* I got pizza here, who wants pizza man? *

#102
What are you doing here, man? It's, like, after midnight.

#103
Uh, after midnight? What are you, like, in your 40s?

#104
- Yeah. As are you. - Yeah.

#105
- Have a slice. Let's get into it, boys. - No! No.

#106
Dennis cannot eat cheese, because cheese is poison.

#107
- No dairy for this guy. - That's actually correct.

#108
Oh. It's all good, though. I actually ate all the cheese

#109
on the walk over, so... no cheese!

#110
Oh! That solves it. Dennis will have

#111
- the crust and the sauce, then. - No, Mac.

#112
Not gonna have the crust. Are you insane?

#113
I mean, you know, carbs aside, it's absolutely teeming

#114
with gluten.

#115
I knew that. I just... I forgot.

#116
- You didn't know that. - I did.

#117
Don't worry about that, though. It's all good.

#118
I ate the crust, too.

#119
Oh, so you came over with a box of tomato sauce?

#120
Oh, great.

#121
- Dennis will have the sauce. - Sugar.

#122
- Sugar. - Uh, no.

#123
Actually, I slurped that up, too,

#124
because that was just kind of looking good, so I figured...

#125
So you ate them all separately... all the elements...

#126
and then came over with an empty pizza box?

#127
- This is a nice gesture, you know. - It's not.

#128
- It's the suggestion of food. - Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys.

#129
Oh, my God. You are not going to believe

#130
- what just happened to me. Okay. - Christ. She's here now.

#131
- So, I'm wandering around, right, for hours. - Yeah.

#132
I-I'm just thinking about what happened tonight

#133
and... with Frank, you know...

#134
and-and I'm not proud of it, but I, uh...

#135
Something weird kind of happened to me with that whole thing,

#136
'cause I... I got a pretty good rush

#137
from a man almost dying right in front of me.

#138
I-I liked it, and-and,

#139
you know, I'm thinking about it so much

#140
that I sort of space out.

#141
Long story short,

#142
I wind up in the middle of the street, okay?

#143
And an Uber just goes flying by me

#144
at, like-like, 50. Almost hit me!

#145
You're so good at telling stories. So concise.

#146
I wish it did hit you.

#147
You guys, the rush I got from that...

#148
- You would not believe it. - Okay, I-I...

#149
I don't believe it. I don't care about it.

#150
- I don't care. I don't care. - It blew my mind.

#151
- Why'd you come over? - No, wait, I-I can't stand this.

#152
I-I can't do this. I mean, it's in the middle of the night.

#153
- Yeah, that's right. - Okay? And I'm surrounded by lunatics here.

#154
We are surrounded by lunatics.

#155
- You're one of the lunatics! - What?

#156
Okay, you know what? This is the one thing I've learned tonight.

#157
- I can't depend on anyone but myself, okay? - What? What?

#158
So I got to take care of myself. I got to stay healthy.

#159
You know what? I'm gonna go to bed.

#160
That's what I should... I'm gonna go to bed.

#161
Go to bed? What are you, 40?

#162
We're the same age!

#163
Uh, Dennis, should I go to bed, too?

#164
I don't care!

#165
- He said yes, I think? - Oh, I don't think he gives a shit

#166
- what you do. - I don't think he cares.

#167
He cares because we depend on each other,

#168
so I should probably go to sleep because we depend on each other.

#169
Tomorrow, I got to wake up and depend on him.

#170
He's gonna depend on me, so good night, guys.

#171
Okay, so, what do you want to get into?

#172
Oh, I kind of wanted to hang out with the guys, so...

#173
I know. I know. Me, too.

#174
- But they went to bed, so just you and me. - Mm.

#175
Yeah, but I-I don't want it to be.

#176
- You know? - Oh.

#177
- Yeah. - Mm-hmm.

#178
Okay.

#179
Hey-o! Look who's up. Sleepyhead.

#180
Here you go. You know you grind your teeth at night?

#181
What is this?

#182
What the hell are you doing in my home?

#183
I'm moving in.

#184
Hey, you had my back. Now I'm gonna have yours.

#185
Uh, first thing we got to do

#186
is beef up the security around here.

#187
You know how easy it was for me to get in that window?

#188
Took me all of 30 seconds with this hammer.

#189
I could have been bashing your face in

#190
before you knew what hit you,

#191
which would've been this hammer, which I already had in my hand,

#192
in case you weren't listening.

#193
Wh-What's going on?

#194
It's you and me against the world, kid.

#195
You got a nice place here.

#196
Wouldn't be bad to have a roommate.

#197
Okay, look, I only saved you

#198
because it's what any decent person would do,

#199
but I don't need a roommate.

#200
I already live here with my mother.

#201
Oh. That old vegetable lady is your mom?

#202
Nah, you don't have to worry about her.

#203
I took care of her.

#204
Took care of her? What do you mean?

#205
I threw a sheet over her head. She was freaking me out.

#206
Mom! Oh, my God!

#207
Are you all right?

#208
I don't think she can hear you, pal. She's gonzo.

#209
Why would you want to live with that

#210
when you can live with me and get a lot of good action?

#211
Please leave before I call the police.

#212
Suit yourself.

#213
- Door or window? - The door is fine.

#214
It's gonna take me a long time to bash through that door.

#215
Guys, how long is this gonna take?

#216
Dennis needs to finish his pre-workout shake, Charlie.

#217
And I rubbed down his calves,

#218
and now I have to tape his ankles.

#219
Yeah, but can we just, like, play already?

#220
No, we can't just play, Charlie. We can't just play.

#221
Are you insane?! We can't just play!

#222
Uh, what's he...? What?

#223
Look, honestly, Dennis shouldn't even be playing basketball

#224
- in the first place... - Wrong, Mac.

#225
Basketball is exactly what I should be doing.

#226
It's what men like Frank never did,

#227
and their bodies became soft and feeble and-and round

#228
and at high risk for injury and disease and choking on things.

#229
- Well, can we do something? - Yes.

#230
Let's just... let's begin with a light warm-up of, uh... passing,

#231
and then after 15 minutes or so of that,

#232
we'll work our way into a light jog, and then we'll do some layups.

#233
- Passing. All right. - Too hard. Too fast.

#234
Still a little bit too hard.

#235
Simple.

#236
- Oh. - Ah, damn it.

#237
Jesus, man. What-what the hell was that? Are you okay?

#238
Ow. I don't know. My... timing's a little bit off.

#239
I... might not be feeling too well all of a sudden.

#240
Wait a second.

#241
Dennis, I-I feel like there's a little bit of pollen in the air.

#242
Pollen?!

#243
You didn't tell me there was to be pollen today.

#244
I-I can't do pollen. I don't do pollen.

#245
I know. I didn't know. I mean, maybe,

#246
on account of the season, I thought maybe...

#247
- Oh. Oh! - I'm sorry.

#248
- Come on, Dee. Why are you here? - Hear me out, you guys.

#249
This whole thing with Frank and the Uber stuff...

#250
it's got me thinking, you know.

#251
I feel like the only way to truly live life

#252
to its fullest is to live it on the edge.

#253
- On the edge of what? - On the edge of life or death.

#254
So, I went into the Puerto Rican part of town,

#255
started making fun of their big fat asses

#256
and asked them if they were Dominican.

#257
- What?! - Yeah. - Why-why would you do that?

#258
Well, to be fair, I did start with some stuff

#259
that was slightly less offensive, but turns out,

#260
they're a very lovely community, so I really had to...

#261
I had to dig deeper.

#262
Really, really hit 'em where it hurt.

#263
Anyway, they're on their way.

#264
They're on their way?!

#265
Yeah, after what I said, sure, yeah.

#266
I was like, "Um, you guys, why don't you take a break

#267
"from your cockfighting and, uh, you know, hop in your rafts

#268
and come bring it to a real American?"

#269
And then I was like, "Follow me."

#270
- That's Mexican! - That's Mexican.

#271
- What are you doing? - Oh! That did it.

#272
- Why are you doing this? - It pissed 'em off.

#273
Because it-it gave me a r...

#274
a-a thrill like you wouldn't believe.

#275
Anyway, you guys want in on this with me?

#276
- No! - No! - What?!

#277
You-you would put us all at risk

#278
with your suicidal race-baiting. I... I-I...

#279
Eh, something's off. I-I got to go home.

#280
- What? - Oh, Dennis. Dennis, yes.

#281
- I got to go home. - You're leaving?

#282
You know what? He-he needs his post-workout shake.

#283
- You haven't worked out yet. - That's what it is. I need a...

#284
Yes, we were playing basketball,

#285
and I've depleted my electrolytes,

#286
and now I'm Dee-shaming,

#287
and that's depleted me even more,

#288
- so, yes. - Oh, come on. - You know what?

#289
- Uh, let me... let me get you home, Dennis. - I'm wobbly.

#290
Here. You can count on me, buddy.

#291
- All right, get me... - You can count on me.

#292
- Get me home. - He can count on me, guys.

#293
The hell's wrong with him?

#294
Uh, pollen, I guess.

#295
Huh.

#296
So, uh, you want to take this beating with me?

#297
No.

#298
Hey, Mom.

#299
Sorry I'm late.

#300
Had to work a double shift.

#301
Hey-o! All good.

#302
Made her dinner already. She's eating blue.

#303
- What is this? - Well, I figure,

#304
you were at work, and your mom was stuck home alone,

#305
so I broke in again.

#306
What did you do to her?

#307
What? Well, I just spruced her up a little bit.

#308
- What do you think? - I think she look nuts!

#309
Okay, you know what? Stop coming here.

#310
I don't want you here. Stop breaking into my home, okay?

#311
Whoa. Why are you being such a hard-on about this?

#312
I'm just trying to help a little bit.

#313
You know, I did a little homework while you were away.

#314
You graduated at the top of your class with honors,

#315
and were enrolled in pilot school.

#316
But then, your mommy got sick,

#317
and you had to take other jobs and make ends meet.

#318
I mean, it must've been really hard being up there,

#319
slinging V8 Juice

#320
when you should've been captain of the ship.

#321
What is this?

#322
Somebody enrolled somebody back into pilot school.

#323
So, what do you say we quit that dead-end job you're in

#324
and put your mommy in a real nice home?

#325
Something with 24-hour care, on me.

#326
And not one of them bang 'em and bin 'em joints.

#327
Something really nice.

#328
Would be nice to go back to pilot school.

#329
Yeah. Yeah.

#330
Oh, let me give you some more.

#331
Yeah. Here you go. Here you go.

#332
Yeah. Blue has the most antioxygens.

#333
Ugh.

#334
Christ. I feel like I'm dying.

#335
Just let me help you, Dennis.

#336
Here, have another health shake.

#337
No. I don't want another one of your stupid shakes, Mac.

#338
All right? And for the last time,

#339
please just leave me alone.

#340
Just...

#341
- What are you doing? - I want to throw this shake

#342
in your stupid face, but I'm struggling.

#343
Charlie, will you please throw this shake in Mac's face for me?

#344
- Me? - Yes.

#345
- Oh. - Dennis, do you want me to throw it into my own face?

#346
That would ruin the effect.

#347
Right. Charlie, throw this in my face.

#348
Well, don't tell him to throw it in your face,

#349
because now I feel like you want it.

#350
Uh, what if I throw it in my face?

#351
- I don't want it. - No, you're not following.

#352
He wants you to throw that in my face,

#353
and he wants me to not want it.

#354
- I don't want it, right, Dennis? - You've both ruined the moment.

#355
You've misunderstood what I'm going for,

#356
and I'm just gonna go lie down on my bed. I feel so awful.

#357
- Yeah. I'll carry you, because I... - No, no, no. You're not gonna...

#358
No. You dropped me twice last time.

#359
You bumbling idiot. You're probably also covered in pollen,

#360
which is making me feel horrible.

#361
A pollen-covered man offering to carry a-a perfectly well man.

#362
It's insane.

#363
- Hey, uh, can I have your...? - I'm sorry.

#364
You mind if I have his shake, then,

#365
- if he's not gonna have it? - Huh?

#366
- Can I have this? - No, that's, uh...

#367
That's his shake, so... you can't have it. Just...

#368
Yeah, but... I-I want it, and he said he didn't want it.

#369
Yeah, yeah, but he might want it later, so...

#370
Yeah, yeah, but I kind of want it now,

#371
so I'd like to have the shake, then.

#372
Yeah, but it's not really for you.

#373
Yeah, but I want it, and he's not having it,

#374
so I don't really see any reason why...

#375
- You can't have it, Charlie! - Yeah! I will drink it!

#376
What is this?

#377
It's a... protein shake.

#378
It's just a health shake for Dennis.

#379
Yeah, but it tastes like pizza.

#380
Oh, really? Nah, it's...

#381
You know what? There's a lot of different flavors.

#382
That's probably, like, the pizza-flavored one.

#383
And soda.

#384
Wha... Are you feeding Dennis

#385
blended-up pizza and soda shakes?

#386
Shh. Yes. Uh, I...

#387
- Why? Why are you doing that? - Because I'm...

#388
I'm poisoning him, all right? Just...

#389
- What?! - A little bit.

#390
Look, uh, all the gluten and the sugar and the dairy,

#391
uh, just wreaks havoc on his system, you know?

#392
- Oh. - And it makes him so weak.

#393
And then he's gonna depend on me to take care of him,

#394
to bring him back from the brink of death.

#395
- Why are you doing that? - You know what I'm saying?

#396
- Well, because I want him to depend on me, Charlie. - Oh.

#397
Nah! That's gonna take

#398
- way too long. - Whoa.

#399
Dee, did you just scale up the side

#400
- of the building? - Yeah.

#401
Free soloed it.

#402
Sucked though. Didn't feel a thing.

#403
Look, Mac, Munchausen by proxy, that's cute and everything.

#404
But if you want Dennis to really depend on you,

#405
you're gonna have to save his life... for real.

#406
Oh.

#407
And I'm gonna help you.

#408
Aw...

#409
Don't. Just don't.

#410
- Hey! You're just in time for a blue feast. - Hey.

#411
- Mm. - Did you have a good sleep?

#412
Yeah. To be honest,

#413
I had the best night's sleep of my life.

#414
- Oh. - Yeah.

#415
I feel kind of guilty saying this, but, uh,

#416
since you found a home for my mom,

#417
I feel like this-this huge weight

#418
- has been lifted off of me. - Ah.

#419
- Great! Let's eat. - Yeah.

#420
- Come on. Okay. All right. - Okay. Great.

#421
- See what we got here. - Mm-hmm.

#422
Uh...

#423
Yeah, I don't know if I want to eat that.

#424
Oh. Oh, okay.

#425
Well, I just worked on it a long time.

#426
Well, three of the things are still in plastic packaging.

#427
All right. Well, how 'bout if you just make a speech?

#428
- A what? - A speech. You know,

#429
something to honor our new relationship.

#430
Uh, do I have to?

#431
Yes.

#432
Oh.

#433
Okay. Well, uh...

#434
this is exciting.

#435
Good start.

#436
Uh, I'm excited to get back in the simulator,

#437
log some more hours.

#438
Oh, good, good.

#439
Well, but don't just make the speech about you.

#440
- Oh. - Put me in there a little bit, too.

#441
Oh. Okay. Uh...

#442
Uh, thanks for sticking my mom in that home.

#443
- Never could've done it myself. - Yeah. Mm, mm.

#444
She always said it's the last thing she ever wanted, so...

#445
- So, thank you. - What?

#446
- Thank you. - Wait, your mom said

#447
that's the last thing she wanted,

#448
- was to be in a home? - Yeah, yeah.

#449
She said it all the time.

#450
So, when you saw her in there, why'd you let her stay?

#451
Well, I didn't see her. You took her.

#452
You mean you didn't have the decency to go?

#453
You told me not to, to avoid the emotion of it all.

#454
Well, I told you not to because I was sticking her

#455
in a bang 'em and bin 'em joint.

#456
- What? - They're much cheaper!

#457
I'm starting to think I had you pegged all wrong.

#458
I'm sorry, can we go back to the "bang 'em and bin 'em" thing?

#459
To think I trusted my life with you, when you would treat

#460
your mother like that.

#461
I bet you'd let me get spit-roasted by Latin Kings

#462
just like that, wouldn't you?

#463
I'm sorry, I can't follow this conversation.

#464
- Where is my mother? - And if you think

#465
I'm paying the 40 grand you owe that flight school,

#466
you got another thing coming!

#467
- I owe them? I can't afford that. - Yes!

#468
Well, then you probably can't afford the bin 'em joint,

#469
'cause that shit ain't free, bozo!

#470
- Where are you going? - I'm out of here! Have a nice life!

#471
And... kiss my ass, dirtbag.

#472
I can't afford any of this!

#473
Okay.

#474
This powder is a major histamine toxin.

#475
The second Dennis drinks it,

#476
his throat's just gonna start to seize right up.

#477
After a few minutes, Mac, you jab him

#478
with that EpiPen... you save his life.

#479
- After a few minutes? - Yeah.

#480
15, 20 tops. Just until he flatlines. Then you bring him back.

#481
- Uh, no, Dee, we're not gonna do that. - Wait, what?

#482
You're not gonna poison him?

#483
You don't think Dennis is gonna see

#484
right through this silly ruse?

#485
- All right. - Yeah. Now, Frank, on the other hand...

#486
- Yeah. Now, Frank's not gonna see through it. - No.

#487
So-so that's why we invited Frank.

#488
Because Charlie and I can jump to action and save Frank's life.

#489
- Together. - Now... Yeah. Now, of course,

#490
Dennis will see through that ruse as well,

#491
but he'll be very impressed

#492
with how far I'm willing to go to prove my worth to him.

#493
- Then Dennis will love me. - Frank's not gonna

#494
read into any of this.

#495
He's just gonna be happy that I saved him.

#496
Listen, consider the flatline though, okay?

#497
'Cause I really got to know what people see on the other side.

#498
- Yeah. They're coming. Shut up. Shut up. - Shut up, Dee. Dee.

#499
- Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. - Frank! Dennis!

#500
Here, uh, come-come on. Have a seat.

#501
Thanks for joining us, guys.

#502
Uh, Frank, I, uh... I picked up your hair for you, so...

#503
Dennis, you're looking better.

#504
I'm feeling better, Mac, no thanks to you.

#505
Okay, guys, I'd-I'd like to make a quick toast,

#506
if I could, before we begin.

#507
Oh, my God! Why?

#508
Why are you people all here?

#509
Hey, man, don't interrupt, okay?

#510
We're not ready to order. Go.

#511
Well, I couldn't take your order if I wanted to,

#512
because I'm just here to beg for my job back,

#513
thanks to this guy.

#514
Do I know you?

#515
- Unbelievable. - I don't know what's going on here.

#516
- Can I get a whiskey, pal? - Can I have one as well?

#517
Okay, guys, uh, before we begin,

#518
I-I'd like to make a-a quick speech.

#519
Frank... look,

#520
we all understand why you were mad at us.

#521
You have every right to be. But I'd like to make a peace offering.

#522
I sharpened my teeth, FYI.

#523
That's good. Wish you'd let me do it, but...

#524
- Please don't interrupt. I... - Charlie, would...

#525
- could you get to the... - Yeah, okay. Uh...

#526
Over here is the peace offering.

#527
Oh. Whoa. Is that a... is that a shake?

#528
Yeah. Can you guys just not interrupt me though?

#529
- Can I have that, please? - No.

#530
- It's not for you. - Uh... - No. Yeah, no, no.

#531
Because th-that's blue, and you don't like blue, Dennis.

#532
Uh, well, I would very much like to have it,

#533
because I do feel like the shakes are finally kicking in

#534
and that's why I'm feeling a little bit better, so...

#535
- Oh. - Yeah.

#536
Well, no, it's not for him, okay?

#537
- It's for Frank. - I'm not interested.

#538
He doesn't want it, so I would like to have it, please.

#539
Absolutely not. I forbid it.

#540
Stop trying to prove yourself to me in all the wrong ways, Mac.

#541
Yeah, look, Frank, just drink the shake, okay?

#542
You have to have it.

#543
- He doesn't want it! - Somebody drink it!

#544
Give it to Dennis, for crying out loud.

#545
- Give it to me! - No! Absolutely not!

#546
Why not, goddamn it?

#547
- Because it's poisoned! - Oh!

#548
- Uh, what? - I had to tell him!

#549
- He was gonna... - Oh, come on!

#550
- It was gonna be his blood and... - There's poison in it.

#551
- We poisoned it. - Excuse me?

#552
- It has a little bit of poison in it. - It has poison in it.

#553
- Poison in it. - It's got... It's poisoned.

#554
You were gonna poison me, Charlie?

#555
- Yeah. - Yeah. And I was as well.

#556
It's just... But I was gonna save you, dude.

#557
Me, too.

#558
- Like, right afterward. - Immediately.

#559
I should've done that in the first place, man.

#560
- Me, too. - Shut up, Mac!

#561
You're stepping on my...

#562
Look, Frank, I'm sorry, dude.

#563
I screwed up, man.

#564
I should've saved you,

#565
and I'll always save you from now on, I promise.

#566
Thanks, Charlie.

#567
I knew you had my back.

#568
And I had your back, too, with the plan.

#569
I was gonna...

#570
- do the plan... - Yeah, Mac glommed on

#571
- to my thing and... - Yeah, and save Frank.

#572
- Yeah. - And then you were gonna be impressed by that

#573
- and see that you need me as well. - Oh.

#574
Okay. I think I understand.

#575
So you were still gonna rely on a decision

#576
that somebody else made, only, this time,

#577
you were potentially gonna kill a man?

#578
Are you not pleased?

#579
- No. - Holy shit. I think Dee drank the shake.

#580
Dee, did you... Dee?

#581
- Oh! - Holy shit. - Oh, Dee!

#582
- That's okay. I have this. - Uh, okay.

#583
- Hit her with it, man. - All right, go.

#584
- No. - I'm telling you to do it.

#585
I don't need you to tell me what to do, Dennis.

#586
I'm going to make my own decision.

#587
Oh, Mac, now is not the time for this...

#588
Charlie, shut up! I'm done with your plans.

#589
- She ain't moving, man. - She wanted to see the other side,

#590
and I want Dennis to see that I can make my own decision.

#591
Oh, my God! What is wrong with you people?!

#592
Okay. Uh... Ah.

#593
I saw it! I saw the other side. I didn't like it.

#594
I hated it. It was just blackness.

#595
There's nothing there. It's just dark.

#596
That's it. Just lights out. I don't want to do that anymore.

#597
I don't want to live on the edge. I don't want to die. Thank you.

#598
Thank you so much, whoever you are.

#599
Hey, dude, can we get some,

#600
- like, bread sticks and menus and, you know... - Yeah.

#601
- I mean, we've been here a while. - Dinner and a show.

#602
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