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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 1 — The Gang Makes Paddy's Great Again

#1
What an awesome night it's been, huh?

#2
- Yeah. - Good night, what a night.

#3
You know, you know, when I first started working at Paddy's,

#4
this place was way more likely to host a dog fight

#5
than an event like tonight.

#6
In fact, when I first walked in, there were two dogs fighting.

#7
- Sure. - They were, like, strays or something

#8
that had wandered in? No one noticed.

#9
- I don't know. - Anyway, the point is,

#10
that this place has changed.

#11
You know? It's really evolved.

#12
And it's been so welcoming of this brown-skinned girl

#13
and her liberal ideals.

#15
Which is saying a lot,

#16
since the first time I met Frank, he pulled a gun on me.

#17
Misunderstanding. Not racial.

#18
Thanks, Frank. Anyway, the point is, Paddy's is now a place

#19
where progressive-minded people like us can feel at home.

#20
And I think that is worth a round of applause.

#21
Yeah.

#22
Oh.

#23
You think those liberal morons bought it?

#24
- Oh, yeah! - They bought every word you said.

#25
Oh, we've never been this successful.

#26
This wine is selling like crazy.

#27
And look, it's called "Conservative Whine,"

#28
but it's spelled with an "H," 'cause it's like "We're whining."

#29
It's a pun. It's a play on the word "wine."

#30
Yeah. Yeah, Mac, I get it. I came up with it.

#31
- Yeah. yeah. - Yeah, so smart. Shut up, Mac.

#32
- So smart. - I get it, I get it.

#33
We're squeezing those liberal boners for all they got,

#34
and we're just gonna keep on squeezing them.

#35
- Yeah. - Uh, no, we're not.

#36
- No, we're not. - Dee, try to keep up, man.

#37
- Okay? - I'm sorry.

#38
- Got to keep up. - Look.

#39
These liberals are easy.

#40
It's the conservative crowd we're going after.

#41
- How? - Nice. How? Whatcha thinking?

#42
Oh, uh, a little thing like...

#44
All right.

#45
- Hello, guys! Welcome! - Hello.

#46
Thank you for letting me host

#47
- the planning evening. - Uh-huh. What'd you make?

#48
Yes, I made Mac's Famous Mac and Cheese

#49
and some energy drinks for everybody.

#50
It's all he ever makes and it's un-edible.

#51
Okay, whatever. Let's get to the plan.

#52
Uh, ooh, ooh. Sorry, um, for interrupting.

#53
I just wanted to do the unveiling first, if that's cool.

#54
- The unveiling of what? - Okay, everybody,

#55
are you ready?

#56
Bam.

#57
- All right, what's up? - What's going on?

#58
Oh, well, I-I got into really good shape.

#59
Am I hitting the light right?

#60
- Wh-What... what's happening? - Why?

#61
- Why? - Hmm.

#62
I don't know, I thought maybe we could use it.

#63
Use it for what?

#64
For the bar.

#65
- How? - How?

#66
Well, Cindy, do you think maybe we could fit this into the plan?

#67
I don't think so. I r...

#68
I don't really know what's going on here, though.

#69
- Me, neither. - Yeah, no one ever really knows

#70
what's going on with Mac. He's fat, he's skinny,

#71
- he's muscular, it's... - It's best to ignore it.

#72
It's really a cry for help and attention, I think, so...

#73
- Yeah. - Mm.

#74
...what you do in that situation is you ignore those.

#75
Yeah, treat it like a baby. Treat it like a toddler.

#76
We're not gonna... put it into the plan?

#77
That make sense?

#78
- Yeah. Okay. - Why did I... why did I do it?

#79
- Nobody knows. - We don't know.

#80
- So, I have a great plan. - Should I put my shirt on?

#81
- But... - I think that's best.

#82
Yeah, go ahead. Yeah, congrats, Mac, it looks really good.

#83
- Good job. - Can we figure out a way

#84
- to incorporate later? - Let's just move past it now,

#85
- 'cause it's dinnertime. - Yeah?

#86
You guys like me, right?

#87
- So... - Okay,

#88
I have a plan how we are gonna shut down Murphy's Pub.

#89
What's that?

#90
- What's Murphy's Pub? What is that? - Wait, what is that?

#91
Murphy's Pub? It's around the corner from you guys.

#92
- Oh, the bar, the bar. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

#93
The super successful bar around the corner.

#94
- They do well. - Why would we shut that down?

#95
Because they do, like, five times

#96
- the business that we do. - They do?

#97
Yeah, so we're gonna poach their customers, shut them down,

#98
thereby making Paddy's great again.

#99
- Whoa! That is so smart. - That is smart.

#100
Why have we never thought about doing that?

#101
I don't know, we're gonna steal their customers.

#102
Ah, this is the waitress. Do you guys mind if I get this?

#103
Yeah, we're right in the middle...

#104
Hey, honey. Sorry, I'm in a meeting. Are you just...

#105
You're just checking in?

#106
I don't know. Is the TV just not working?

#107
All right.

#108
Can I call you later or something, 'cause I'm just...

#109
We're super bu... we're in the thing.

#110
Yeah, I'll check in later.

#111
- Sorry, she was just checking in. - Oh, cool.

#112
Yeah. All right, so what's up?

#113
- So, how are we gonna do this? - I'm gonna take you through the plan.

#114
There's a lot of moving pieces, and you each play

#115
- a crucial part. - It's here! It's here!

#116
Cindy, I am so sorry for interrupting,

#117
but it has finally arrived,

#118
and I think you are going to be very impressed

#119
with what is inside this crate.

#120
- Another rocket launcher. - No, Frank.

#121
Much cooler than that.

#122
- Oh! - Oh, my God!

#123
What am I looking at here, Mac?

#124
- What? What do you mean? - Oh...

#127
- Is that part of the plan? - No!

#128
Why did you get a sex doll of your old roommate?

#129
Because you told me to get one.

#130
- I definitely did not. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

#131
I was, I was super sad about my old roommate leaving,

#132
and you said I needed something Dennis-shaped to fill my hole.

#133
No, Mac, I said that you obviously had

#134
a Dennis-shaped hole in your life that you needed to fill.

#136
Okay, I obviously wanted you to, I don't know, maybe start dating

#137
or do something, not get a sex doll of your best friend.

#138
- No, not best friend. - Oh, whoa, whoa.

#139
- Yeah, sorry, not best friend. - He didn't like him much.

#141
in North Dakota, but it ended up being a mental health line.

#142
- Yeah. - He miswrote

#143
- one of the digits, and that... - Nah, he knew what he was doing.

#144
- He was avoiding him. - No, it was not a mistake.

#145
All right, well, look, guys, either way, it's not weird.

#146
It's not like I'm gonna have sex with it.

#148
No. It might just be cool to have around

#149
for, like, companionship, you know?

#150
- Nah, he wants to bang it. - I'm not gonna bang it.

#151
This is the waitress again. Should I get it?

#152
Oh, my God, come on.

#153
Okay, you know what, you know what, this is just...

#154
this is not gonna work here, all right?

#155
Let's just go.

#156
Please get rid of the doll.

#157
Yeah. Yeah, I'll get rid of the doll.

#158
It was a misunderstanding, you know?

#159
Like, I'm not gonna have sex with it.

#160
He is. The second we leave, he's gonna bang it.

#163
that Murphy's hired an alt-right figurehead

#164
to speak at their pub.

#166
gonna march for the speaker's First Amendment rights,

#167
and that is where Frank comes in.

#168
A tuba? What am I gonna do with a tuba?

#169
You're gonna play it to enflame the crowd.

#170
Dee, we're gonna need to distract Murphy's security guard

#171
- with a pretty blonde. - Okay.

#172
- You want me to go find one? - No. I'm talking about you.

#173
Oh, you want me to flirt? Oh, wow.

#174
Normally I'm on lookout while Dennis flirts.

#175
- But okay, I'm in. - Great. Next part of the plan.

#176
- Now, listen up... - Oh, hey, guys.

#177
So, so sorry. Cindy, I'm so sorry I'm late.

#178
- Got held up, but I am ready. - What is this?

#179
Why did you bring that thing? I told you to get rid of it!

#180
Oh, I tried, but apparently, I cannot return the doll

#181
due to the custom nature of the usage of the doll.

#182
- Banging its mouth. - Right.

#183
I guess some people do. I don't know, but I don't know.

#184
Either way, what do you guys think?

#185
- About what? - I'm shirtless in the duster.

#186
Oh, yeah. Why?

#187
- Well, I thought that could work. - Toward what?

#188
I don't know.

#189
This is Cindy's plan. Cindy, how does this work?

#190
It doesn't. Stop trying to shoehorn your shirtless-ness

#191
into plans that have no need for it.

#192
Well, I feel like this is what Dennis would've done.

#193
Yeah, but Dennis had a reason for it, man!

#194
And you're not Dennis! You're never gonna be, all right?

#195
- So just drop it. - This, by the way,

#197
It was his idea anyway, so...

#199
Well, not exactly, but you know, it was, like,

#202
- Oh. - And that's...

#203
- Nice one, man. - What?

#204
Oh, something the doll just said.

#205
The doll talks to you now?

#207
I was picturing what Dennis might've said in the situation

#208
and Dennis just said something really funny.

#209
- What was it? - Well, it was about you, Dee.

#211
I heard it. Oh, yeah.

#212
- I heard it. - It's...

#213
What the hell are you guys talking about?

#214
- It called me a bird. - Yes! It did.

#215
- Exactly. - So you did hear it.

#216
- We all heard it. - Bird.

#217
How is that funny?

#218
It's-it's really not.

#219
It's just the way Dennis would have said it.

#220
You can just sort of picture it coming out of his mouth.

#221
Okay, okay, cool, but, guys, can we just get back to the plan?

#222
- Yes. - Mac's shirtless plan, or...?

#223
- Mac's shirtless plan. - No, he did not have a plan.

#224
Our plan. My plan. To shut down Murphy's.

#226
Frank, tuba. Mac, Charlie,

#228
Okay? Any questions?

#229
Yes?

#230
The blowjob mouth, did it come standard on the doll

#232
It's not a blowjob mouth, Dee. Don't be crass.

#233
I requested that the doll feel as though

#237
"Liberal Tears." It's so funny

#238
because the liberals are always whining about stuff

#239
and the conservatives drink it up.

#240
- They're drinking their tears. - Uh, yeah, yeah.

#241
No, Cindy's brilliant, man.

#243
you know what I mean?

#244
Yeah, I had a good idea about the glitter.

#245
I was thinking maybe you would slather it

#247
Uh-huh. Why?

#248
Oh, well, that can just be a part of the plan, you know?

#249
It doesn't have anything to do with anything, though.

#250
Well, then why did I do all this working out, Charlie?

#251
Nobody knows, man.

#253
- Wow, Dee, you look great! - Really?

#254
Yeah, I hate to admit it,

#255
but this look's kind of working for you.

#256
Yeah, you might actually be able to distract that security guard.

#257
Nice.

#258
Whoa!

#259
- Frank, you got it, man! - Holy shit! Uh, look.

#260
Dee looks good, Frank's killing it on the tuba,

#261
we might actually be able to pull this thing off.

#262
I think we're gonna do it. I think...

#263
What happened?

#264
I can't do it.

#265
- Wh-Why? - What went wrong?

#266
He's staring right at me.

#267
So what?

#268
Look, I know it's just a lifeless thing

#269
that Mac pumps his loads into, but it's in my head.

#270
Again, guys, I am not having sex with the doll.

#271
- You unload in that doll. - You're having sex with the doll.

#272
- You unload into that doll. - I can smell it. Yeah.

#273
No, th-that's bleach. I cleaned him.

#274
- Well, then why did you clean it? - Why did you clean it?

#276
Look, I got to be honest. It's in my head, too.

#278
and it thinks I need more makeup.

#279
- Oh... - Oh, my God.

#281
Yeah, I can picture Dennis saying that to you right now.

#282
Yeah, it also thinks Mac looks fat.

#285
- What... No! - Oh, yeah.

#286
Dennis, Dennis, I am not fat. Look, I'm ripped.

#287
I don't know why he did it either, man. He just did it.

#288
- Well, there... It's a long story. - He's not impressed.

#289
What, you don't like the labels?

#290
It doesn't like the labels on the... these are dumb

#291
Liberal Tears," right. Does it say "tear"

#292
or does it say "tear"? It's confusing.

#293
Maybe I'll do a couple of crunches, though.

#294
I'm gonna go put some more lipstick on.

#295
I'm gonna, I'm gonna practice.

#296
Yeah... Oh. Yeah. Oh.

#297
Now I'm getting a call again. It's her again.

#298
Hey, honey.

#299
Yeah, I'm just, I'm working... still working with the ga...

#300
Yeah. Uh, they're all... You want to say hi or something?

#301
Tell her not to worry 'cause I'm doing crunches.

#302
Oh, yeah, no, he's doing crunches for Dennis.

#303
No, he's not back.

#304
It's... What do you care if Dennis is back?

#305
Look... Can I...

#306
Can we just catch up later when I get home from...

#307
Hang on. I just got an idea.

#308
So it's called "Liberal Tears."

#309
I don't know if it's confusing, that's not really the point.

#310
What I want to know is what do you think of this?

#311
I think it's super weird.

#312
Like in a good way or like...?

#313
Like in the creepiest possible way, Charlie.

#314
I mean, it's like Dennis is sitting in our apartment

#315
just staring at us.

#316
I know, but, like, look, you need someone to talk to, right?

#317
And I-I just, I can't be that guy right now.

#318
I'm so busy being a success and stuff.

#319
It's just, like, so much work.

#320
I'm sorry. You want me to talk to the doll?

#321
Yeah. Oh, absolutely. And-and it's weird,

#322
'cause it's-it's kind of like he talks back to you.

#323
It's crazy. He's already shamed Mac, which was pretty funny.

#324
All right, I got to run.

#325
W-W-Wait. You're leaving? Can I come?

#326
Well, no, sweetie. It's... I-I got to go work at the bar.

#327
A-And that's gonna be a trigger for you with all the drinking...

#328
I feel like like you're always going to the bar...

#329
- ...and always running out. - Sweetie. Oh, sweetie, the feelings.

#330
N-N-No. The doll. That's what the doll is for.

#331
You talk to the doll,

#332
- and-and not me so much. - Charlie.

#333
Mm, sorry. I feel foolish.

#334
You had this, Frank, I heard you earlier.

#335
I know, but I'm all in my head about it.

#336
Okay, now that makes one, two, three.

#337
- Three bottles of wine. - Three?

#338
You guys have only done three bottles?

#339
Yeah. I'm sorry, Cindy. We just got a little distracted.

#340
- Yeah. - Wait. And what happened

#341
to the labels, those just say "wine."

#342
We thought "Liberal Tears" was maybe gonna be confusing,

#343
- you know? - Yeah, like,

#344
what if people read it like "tears"?

#345
You know, like, what are these liberals tearing?

#346
- And why are they tearing it? - Yeah.

#347
And, Dee, what is this?

#348
Oh, it's just a-a new lighting setup.

#349
It-it washes me out. It's-it's a better look.

#350
Guys, what is happening here?

#351
Everything was going so smoothly.

#352
Yeah, it's nothing. It's fine.

#353
No, it's nothing. W-We're doing good still, we're good.

#354
- Whatever. We got this. - Don't worry about us.

#355
- Don't know. - Wait a second.

#356
This doesn't have anything to do with the doll, does it?

#357
- Come on. Why would the doll...? - No.

#358
- The doll? What do we care about the doll? - The doll...

#359
No?

#360
- Okay, well, where is the doll? - It's at my apartment.

#361
Why isn't it in the trash?

#362
It's-it's just doing me a quick favor.

#363
- Get rid of it. - Yeah.

#364
I don't care. Trash. Burn. River. Just get rid of it.

#365
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It was a bad... bad idea.

#366
- Yeah, get rid of it, dude. - It's going in the trash.

#367
- Yeah, get rid of it, man. - Yeah. Got to go. Got to go.

#368
See, I told him. I told him.

#369
It's just a doll, you know?

#370
It's-it's fun to have around.

#371
It's kind of cool.

#372
Hey, it's me. It looks like Cindy wants me

#373
to get rid of the...

#374
What the hell is this?

#375
Oh, I fucked him.

#376
♪ Bring me a higher love ♪

#377
Well, yeah, I can see that. Why?!

#378
Um, because that's what it was designed for?

#379
You were... you were supposed to talk to it,

#380
- not have sex with it! - Okay, well, I did talk to it.

#381
And it told me to drink this bottle of wine.

#382
And then it talked me into having sex with it.

#383
I can't... You know, this is cheating, by the way.

#384
- You're cheating on me. - Uh, with a doll.

#385
- With Dennis! - Okay, you sh...

#386
His voice is funny.

#387
- Oh, oh, oh! Go to hell! - I hadn't noticed it.

#388
- Go... You go right to hell! - It's-it's so high.

#389
- Okay. All right. I know. - Stupid...

#390
No, shh, shh, shh. Everybody, this is...

#391
- Yeah, shut up, man! - This is awkward. I got it.

#392
Charlie, I'm breaking up with you.

#393
You're-you're breaking up with me?

#394
- I think you should leave. - I'm gonna break up with you!

#395
I already said it. We think you should get out.

#396
- I can't believe this. I'm out of here. - Wa-Wa-Wait!

#397
Wait, wait, wait. Okay.

#398
Do you have any more bottles of wine?

#399
♪ Bring me a higher love. ♪

#400
- ♪ ♪ - Shake it, shake it!

#401
I'm sorry, Charlie. This sucks.

#402
I mean, I think maybe some fresh titty will cheer you up, huh?

#403
- Mm. - Yeah.

#404
Charlie, the waitress is an asshole. You're just way better off

#405
- without her. - Yeah. No, you're right.

#406
I'm-I'm just pissed that Dennis did that to me.

#407
- Mm. - Of course.

#408
You know what I mean? Dennis is a bastard, man. Right?

#409
- Yeah. - Always has been, always has been.

#410
I mean, dude, look around. You're in the strip club, man.

#411
- Okay! - We always go to the strip club

#412
- to make ourselves feel better. - That's right.

#413
- This is fun. Right? - Yeah, okay. Yes.

#414
Yes.

#415
I feel like I'm forcing it a little.

#416
- It feels forced, right? - Yeah.

#417
- Why is that? - Why are we here?

#418
Yeah, I mean, look, guys, I think the problem is

#419
that we're trying to do things that we used to do.

#420
But-but things are different now.

#421
Look, Dennis is gone, and he is not coming back.

#422
We have to accept that.

#423
Yeah, why are we letting Dennis keep messing up our lives?

#424
- He's not even here, man. - Yeah. Absolutely. Right.

#425
Like, it's time to move on from that guy.

#426
And if I'm being perfectly honest, I like Cindy better.

#427
- Oh, yeah. She's smart, she's funny. - Yes.

#428
She's an asshole, but in all the right ways.

#429
She's just the right amount of asshole, you know?

#430
- Yeah, exactly. - She's kind of like Dennis

#431
- but only way better. - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

#432
- Better than Dennis. - I absolutely prefer her to Dennis.

#433
- Right? - I like her more.

#434
So, look, maybe we just got to put Dennis behind us,

#435
- finally, once and for all... - Mm.

#436
...and move forward, with Cindy,

#437
and be a new gang.

#438
- To the new gang. - There you go.

#439
The new Cindy gang.

#440
- Yeah, right! New gang! - New gang, new gang.

#441
New gang with Cindy.

#442
Cindy.

#443
All right, what do we do with him?

#444
Not sure yet.

#445
But, uh, what do you say we do, like, three rounds of shots

#446
- and figure it out after that? - Hey!

#447
Hey!

#448
Hey-o! So sorry we're late.

#449
Guys, what the hell? The Murphy's protest

#450
is about to start. Where is everyone?

#451
Cindy, we just wanted to let you know that you were right

#452
about everything, and we think you are amazing.

#453
Yes, yes. Now, we were at the strip club

#454
last night, and we came up with a way

#455
to deal with our Dennis issues and do your plan

#456
- and finally move forward. - Yeah.

#457
Guys? Let's do it!

#458
Oh, God.

#459
Oh, yuck!

#460
No, stop! Stop it!

#461
Stop! Charlie, stop!

#462
How is this moving things forward? What are you doing?

#463
Oh, I was playing his asshole.

#464
That part I got. Why?

#465
Well, well, after a series of events

#466
- that I'd rather not go into... - Not necessary.

#467
I came to the realization that the only way

#468
to not be humiliated by Dennis while playing the tuba

#469
- was to play him. - But then,

#470
out front, he got a little nervous

#471
- about doing that. Yeah. - He got a little gun-shy.

#472
- I couldn't do it. - So I volunteered.

#473
- Yeah. - Well, you see,

#474
we're still making Paddy's great again,

#475
- but now everybody's happy. - That's right, that's right.

#476
So, what do you think?

#477
You want to know what I think?

#478
- Yeah. - Um, here's what I think.

#479
I think that you all went to a strip club last night

#480
and you got super hammered and horny

#481
and the three of you decided to fuck the doll,

#482
only to find out that when force is applied to the almost

#483
vacuum-tight polyurethane hole,

#484
it made a noise.

#485
You instantly put it in your mouth.

#486
You probably knew it'd work, because

#487
you clearly have had sex with the doll multiple times.

#488
You decided that this was the most brilliant idea

#489
that you've ever come up with, when, really, it was the result

#490
of the most insane, disgusting orgy that has ever taken place.

#491
And you, Dee, you just sat back and watched the whole thing

#492
happen because you are so numb to this kind of behavior

#493
that it doesn't even register to you as odd.

#494
That's dead-on.

#495
- Wow. - Yeah, you nailed it.

#496
- You nailed it. I mean, like... - Boy, that...

#497
- Wow. Yeah. - Point by point.

#498
- You ran home with that one. - Wow.

#499
Guys, come on. You are better than this.

#500
I know you can be better than this. And I can help you.

#501
But you got to make a choice, okay?

#502
You can either leave Dennis behind

#503
or you can stay the same.

#504
Keep doing what you're doing--

#505
playing a doll's asshole with your mouth

#506
and talking to something that's never gonna talk back to you.

#507
Or will it?

#508
Oh, shit!

#509
- Kill it! - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

#510
Whoa!

#511
Oh. Hey, hey. Take it easy, man. I'm not a doll.

#512
I threw that thing on the floor. By the way, what is that thing?

#513
I don't like it. Why do you have it?

#514
- It's for Mac. - Uh... Yeah.

#515
Oh, Mac's shooting his loads into it?

#516
- Definitely his. He definitely is. - No, no.

#517
Yeah. All right, well, anyway,

#518
I'm back. The real me.

#519
Let's not-not make a whole thing of it.

#520
You.

#521
Uh, I gather you were meant to replace me?

#522
Well, that's not necessary anymore, so, um,

#523
you can go now.

#524
Excuse me?

#525
I think you can go.

#526
You dress like it's 1998.

#527
Your look is played out and so are you.

#528
- You're basic. - Oh. I see.

#529
Well, why don't we, uh...

#530
- why don't we ask them? - Yeah, sure.

#531
- Oh... - Well, he did just get here,

#532
- so let's not go crazy, right? - Kind of like seeing him.

#533
Charlie, you were just playing his asshole to humiliate him.

#534
- Ah. - I do lots of crazy things, you know?

#535
- I never really know what I'm... - Yeah.

#536
- That's in the past. - Yeah. I mean...

#537
And I like to live in the present.

#538
Dee, you don't want this loser back, do you?

#539
I mean...

#540
- What? Come on. - Uh...

#541
They're just gonna go back to treating you like shit

#542
the minute I leave.

#543
Come on, us ladies-- we got to stick together.

#544
Yeah, yeah, I hear what you're saying,

#545
but I kind of like being the only woman.

#546
'Cause it makes me feel special.

#547
This is insane. You know what? Screw you guys.

#548
Enjoy your crappy lives and your insane, miserable, failed ideas.

#549
You guys are played out. You're basic.

#550
- Uh-oh. - Ooh, yeah. You know what?

#551
- You already said that. Uh... - Yeah.

#552
- You did. She said that already. - A second ago.

#553
Did you run out of insults?

#554
- Recycling her material. - Yeah. That's not good.

#555
She didn't have to have a bad attitude about it.

#556
- That's not good. - What a bitch.

#557
Yeah. Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I'm a little bit thirsty.

#558
- Do you guys still serve beer here, or...? - Oh, yeah.

#559
I knew you were gonna say something funny, man.

#560
- So smart, too. Clever. - Do we serve beer?

#561
- Because we're a bar. - Clever. Yeah. Funny, man.

#562
- Do we serve beer? - We do.

#563
Well, welcome back, man.

#564
- Well, for now. I'm back for now. - Oh? All right.

#565
Guys, you know what?

#566
I think we just made Paddy's great again.

#567
Shut up, bird.

#568
- Oh! - Oh!

#569
So reliable.

#570
Yeah, yeah, you can just count on it.

#571
- Yeah. - Yeah.

#572
Hey, Mac, did you gain a little weight?

#573
♪ The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town ♪

#574
♪ I said the boys are back in town... ♪

#575
♪ The boys are back in town ♪

#576
♪ The boys are back in town, the boys are back in town ♪

#577
♪ The boys are back in town ♪

#578
♪ The boys are back in town ♪

#579
♪ You know that chick that used to dance a lot... ♪

#580
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