It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 2 — The Gang Escapes

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#2
and then we try to escape. That's it?
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#3
Yes, that's correct. People all over the world do this.
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#4
We're one of 15 escape room companies in Philly alone.
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#5
Yes, I'm fully aware of this practice.
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#6
It's a highly sexual experience for people.
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#7
You'll get no judgments from us.
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#8
No. No, no, no. I'm sorry, this is not sexual.
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#9
It's not sexual. Then I don't know what this is.
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#12
You solve puzzles in order to escape from a room.
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#13
It's really about seeing how well you work as a team,
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#14
and it's also a lot of fun.
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#15
- Hmm. - This sounds very nerdy.
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#16
- Is this a nerd thing? - It's definitely a nerd thing.
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#17
- I don't do nerd things. - No, no, no, no.
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#18
It's not-it's not nerdy. It's not nerdy.
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#19
It's actually really fun.
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#20
That's why I set this whole thing up. You know?
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#21
It's fun. I've done one before.
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#22
- You've done one? - With who?
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#23
- My friends. - What?!
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#24
- What friends? - We're your friends.
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#25
All right, I did it alone.
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#27
Hey, it doesn't matter. It's fun.
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#28
So wait, wait a minute, so what's the prize?
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#29
If we get out of the room, what do we get?
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#30
Well, if you escape before your time is up,
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#31
we will put your team photo on our website.
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#32
- Just the picture? - Just the picture.
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#33
- That's the worst thing I've ever heard. - And it's not sexual?
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#34
- I'm out. I'm out. - Come on. Why does
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#35
there have to be a prize? Why does it have to be sexual?
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#36
Why can't men just do something for the challenge of it,
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#37
'cause it's fun?
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#38
Men don't do things just to do them.
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#39
Okay? We're busy running the world,
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#41
We need stakes. If there's no stakes, what's the point?
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#42
That's a good idea, though.
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#43
How about if whoever wins,
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#45
- Yeah. - That makes sense.
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#46
- That could be fun. - As a man, that makes sense.
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#47
- Well, okay, yes. - Different.
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#49
You see, I get out of the room.
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#50
That means I win the game,
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#51
the lady here, she takes me out for a steak,
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#52
- and then it becomes sexual. - Nope. No.
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#53
That's not how it works. So you have to win as a team...
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#54
You know what? Don't explain it anymore.
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#56
Ooh, hoo, hoo, this is gonna be so good.
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#61
What are you screaming at, Deandra?
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#62
You didn't even find it.
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#63
It was right there on the table.
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#64
WOMAN Greetings and salutations,
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#65
- Detectives. - Who's that broad?
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#66
It's Amanda from before. She's just doing a bad British accent.
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#67
A tuppence to you, Amanda.
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#68
- Oh, now she's gonna do it. - Doth thou...
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#69
Give me this, 'cause you can't...
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#70
All right. Yeah, Amanda, um, if you do that accent,
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#71
then Dee's gonna want to do it, and we hate that.
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#72
Yeah. Yeah.
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#73
So w-why don't you just go? You go.
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#74
You have arrived
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#75
at 221B Baker Street,
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#76
home of world-famous... um, excuse me.
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#77
You're not supposed to start searching yet.
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#78
- I haven't started the timer. - I didn't.
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#79
AMANDA Oh, yes, you did.
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#81
I can see and hear everything you do.
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#83
No, you didn't. Again, I can see you.
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#84
Yeah, um, Amanda, she's not gonna stop,
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#86
AMANDA Oh, u-uh, Holmes is in trouble,
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#87
- and he needs your help... - Yeah, faster, faster.
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#88
Oh, okay, well, if you need a hint...
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#90
at all. Um, why don't you just go ahead and start the game?
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#91
AMANDA Okay, fine, your time starts now.
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#93
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, she locked the door? - Yeah.
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#95
- That's what the game... - No, that's-that's no good.
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#96
I can't have that. I can't be locked in.
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#97
- W-What's the code for the door? - That's the whole point, Frank.
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#98
- We're supposed to work together... - Shut up, Deandra.
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#99
- I can't be locked in here. - O-Okay, calm down.
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#100
You know, I was worried that this might happen.
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#101
Frank hasn't been locked up since the nitwit school,
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#102
so he gets a little tight about it.
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#103
I brought some of that gum you like, buddy.
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#104
You want to chew on that? Want to chew on that?
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#107
Uh, let's huddle up. Guys, listen, listen.
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#108
Frank, it's gonna be cool, man, we can do...
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#109
we can totally do this. Okay.
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#111
actually split up into teams, and then when we find something,
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#112
we come... we come back together,
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#113
and we put... we use the... collective brain power...
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#114
I'm sorry. Frank, that gum-chewing is insane.
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#115
- What? - The chewing of the gum. It's happening,
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#116
u-uh, right in my ear. It's ludicrous.
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#117
That-that is the most irritating sound on Earth.
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#118
Ooh, ooh, ooh! Guys, guys.
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#119
I'm thinking that since I've done this before,
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#120
- I should probably quarterback this thing. - Well, I spoke too soon.
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#121
That's the most irritating sound on Earth.
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#122
- Yeah, yeah. - Just, I can walk you guys through
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#123
how to get clues, what you're looking for, specifically.
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#124
- Why don't you just go find the clues? - Thanks, Dee.
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#125
- Help us out. Thanks, Dee. - Go, go, go.
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#127
Is she gonna do that the whole time, man?
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#129
You know she is.
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#131
Does she think she's the leader?
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#132
Everybody knows quarterbacks are men.
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#133
And honestly, like, I don't want to say it out loud,
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#134
- but a female leader? It's just... - No.
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#135
Doesn't sit well, right? Doesn't sit well with me.
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#136
- Gives me chills. - It feels, like, un-American, maybe?
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#137
- Yeah. Bro. - It's un-American.
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#138
- Very un-American. - Is it? Is it?
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#139
Thing is, is like, we had a vote in America.
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#140
- Yeah. - We almost had one,
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#142
No women.
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#145
No, no, no, come on, you guys.
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#146
No, we're supposed to do this together.
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#147
We're supposed to do it... Goddamn it!
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#148
Ah...
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#149
so-so much more relaxed without her in here.
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#151
Both of 'em. I mean, the last thing we need is two women,
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#152
- "helping us"? - Oh, I know.
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#153
Why do you have a lock on the outside of your door?
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#154
Uh, well, that's... Don't ask. You... Look, the point is,
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#155
th-there's a lock on the door,
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#156
and there's no way Dee's getting out of there.
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#157
All right,
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#158
so now that we don't have those ladies squawking in our ears,
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#159
let's get back to doing what men do best,
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#160
and we strategize, okay?
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#161
So we need to come up with a game plan.
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#162
- Yeah? All right. - Mm.
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#163
- Yes. I know exactly what we should do. - I actually have a good idea.
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#164
- Wait. Hold on. Wait, don't interrupt me. - Here's what we do...
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#166
Let me say my idea first.
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#168
- I have a great idea. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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#169
Slow down, slow down. Okay.
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#170
Clearly, we're gonna have to designate a leader here.
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#171
- Oh! Right. - Right?
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#173
What are we... That's what men... Right!
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#174
We-we figure out who's, uh, in charge.
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#175
- Right, exactly. - That's how things work.
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#176
I nominate Dennis.
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#178
- Right, Dennis? - Uh, I-I am very smart,
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#179
and it's not a bad idea to have me be the leader.
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#180
Plus, also now that you've said it,
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#181
I feel like it can't be unsaid.
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#182
I wouldn't have said it, but it is true.
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#183
Uh... technically, Frank is the oldest,
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#184
which makes him the smartest.
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#185
Yeah, but Dennis is, like, the smartest person I've ever met,
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#186
and I've met, like, a hundred people.
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#187
Ooh, you know, that is a lot of people.
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#188
Well, I've met, like 105.
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#189
- Now, why would you... - You have not. Where?
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#190
- Whatever. Supermarket, mall. - Charlie knows a lot of people.
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#191
- I know people. - I'll table it, I'll table it.
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#192
Why don't we break up into the two teams?
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#193
I'll pick my leader,
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#194
you pick yours, and we can find our own clues.
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#195
Uh, you know what? That's actually a really great idea,
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#196
because that creates a more competitive atmosphere,
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#197
- Okay. - which is more conducive
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#198
to the problem-solving abilities of a man. Huh?
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#199
- Huh? - Yeah. Yeah, I think he's right.
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#200
- All right. You and me? Want to split off? - Okay.
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#201
- You and me. Let's go. - Lose these bozos.
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#202
- We need 'em? No. - All right, we're out of here.
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#203
- Come on, follow me. I got a couple ideas. - He might-he might die.
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#204
- He might die. Yeah. - Good luck, suckers.
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#205
All right. Hey, let's, uh, let's find some clues, buddy.
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#206
Don't worry, Dennis, I already found one,
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#207
and I think it's significant.
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#208
- Whoa. - It's a heart-shaped lock.
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#209
- Whoa, excellent find, buddy. - Yeah.
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#210
Excellent. Okay, the game is afoot.
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#211
- All right. - Yes! Yes.
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#212
Let's-let's keep this between us.
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#213
Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#214
- Nice, nice. - I won't tell them.
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#215
I-I'm terrified. I don't feel
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#216
like touching anything in Mac's room.
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#217
- Hey, don't touch the bike. - I'm not going near that.
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#218
- Okay, all right. - But we can't let them beat us.
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#219
- Frank, Frank, Frank. Frank. - Just look. We don't...
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#220
Look no further.
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#221
- 'Cause when I was out there... - Hmm?
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#222
...I already found one.
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#223
Great! You didn't-you didn't tell them.
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#224
No, I'm not gonna tell them.
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#225
Because the most important aspect of a man's success
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#226
is to never trust another man.
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#227
- For sure, yeah. - Okay, well, w-what is it?
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#228
- All right, check it out. - Hmm?
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#229
A heart-shaped key.
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#230
Oh!
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#231
Ugh!
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#232
Goddamn! Sons of bitches.
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#233
Amanda, what's the protocol when a team
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#234
locks one of their team members in another room?
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#235
AMANDA I have no idea.
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#236
This has never happened before.
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#237
All right, well, what are they doing out there?
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#238
Not much. They've basically just been arguing
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#239
about which one is in charge this whole time.
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#240
All right, well, have they found the heart-shaped
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#241
- lock and key yet? - They have, but they
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#242
refuse to admit it to one...
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#243
Wait, how did you know about that clue?
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#244
Ooh, yeah, yeah. I've done this exact same escape room before.
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#245
Yeah, that's why I picked it.
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#246
I wanted to show them that I'm smart and I can solve stuff.
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#247
By cheating your way through a game you've already played?
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#248
Okay, don't judge me, nerd. All right? I don't need that.
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#249
What I need is for you to get me out there
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#250
- so I can solve puzzles and be a star. - Okay, well, again,
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#251
this is a team-building exercise.
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#252
Perhaps if you could tell them about the lock and the key,
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#253
they'd let you out of the room.
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#254
Oh, yeah, right. I'm sure-- and give them the satisfaction
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#255
of unlocking it? No, thanks. Now, come on, sister.
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#256
We got-we got to stick together
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#257
and solve this problem the way women do.
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#258
Let's approach it like women. Right?
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#259
Through cooperation we can find a way to emasculate the men
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#260
whose attention we're seeking.
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#261
I don't feel comfortable with this.
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#262
Let's see how comfortable you feel in five minutes,
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#263
when they get frustrated and start smashing all your shit.
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#264
It's not in here.
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#265
Yeah. Nope. Here either. You now what?
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#266
Let's-let's just... let's stop.
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#267
Let's just... Okay. We've smashed a lot of things here,
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#268
and I'm not seeing a single key,
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#269
which means the key's got to be in your room
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#270
with Charlie and Frank. Now... Oh, damn it, Mac.
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#271
Stop-stop chewing so loudly.
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#272
I'm not chewing anything.
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#273
Well, I can't think. Okay?
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#274
I hear you chewing, and I can't think.
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#275
I don't have anything in my mouth.
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#276
Oh, Jesus.
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#277
That's Frank in the other room.
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#278
You know what that is, right?
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#279
That's a power play.
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#280
Frank's trying to assert his dominance over me.
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#281
It's a classic alpha move.
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#282
- Oh, my God, it is? - Yeah. Yeah.
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#283
No, no, no. Don't sit. Don't sit.
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#284
- Oh, sorry. - You see,
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#285
by constantly chewing so loudly,
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#286
he's sending a very clear message that he is the head cow.
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#287
And, as we all know,
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#288
the head cow's always grazing.
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#289
Aren't all cows female?
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#290
Well, that was a metaphor. Okay, you know...
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#291
Mac, sometimes I'm just riffing.
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#292
Would you allow me to riff?
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#293
As the leader, can I riff? Can I riff?!
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#294
- Ye-Yes, yes, yes. Yes. - All right, so the point is
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#295
go get me some of that gum.
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#296
That was the point you were making? You want gum?
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#297
Well, yes, I need the gum. It sends a very important,
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#298
subconscious cue that sets the tone for pack animals.
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#299
I need to assert myself to this monkey
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#300
so that he'll submit to my will,
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#301
and we can win the game and get the hell out of this place.
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#302
I'm so sorry, Dennis. I'm very confused...
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#303
Don't sit down!
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#304
Yes. Um...
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#305
Just a clarifying question: are-are we monkeys or cows?
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#306
We're whatever the hell I say we are, okay?
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#307
I'm just riffing. Now will you go get my gum?
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#308
Yes.
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#309
Anything?
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#310
No. Nothing.
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#311
Well, keep smashing, because whatever lock
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#312
goes on the end of this key has got to be in here, somewhere.
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#313
I've smashed everything, I can't find it.
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#314
- Hey, guys. How's it going? - Super great.
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#315
- Super awesome, dude. - Yeah. Really good.
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#316
Super great. We're finding all sorts of cool stuff.
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#317
You know, probably gonna be out of this room in no time.
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#318
My leader's killing it over here.
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#319
- You touched the bike? - No, I didn't touch your bike.
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#320
- Didn't touch a thing here that was yours. - Filthy bike.
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#321
Didn't touch one of your gross things.
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#322
- What's up? - Nah. You guys cool?
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#323
- Yeah, we're cool. What's up with you? - Huh? We're good.
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#324
- I'm so cool. - What do you want?
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#325
- What do you want? What do you want? - Yeah, what's up?
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#326
- What do you want? - What's up? What's up?
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#327
- Dennis wants some gum. - Oh, all right. Hang on a sec...
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#328
- No, no. Don't do that. - What?
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#329
- That's a power play, Charlie. - It is?
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#330
- Yeah. - How is it a power play?
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#331
It's a power play. Everybody knows that the head cow
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#332
is always grazing.
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#333
- Oh, that's true. - Wait, so that's, like, a real thing?
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#334
- Yeah. That's what it is. - Makes sense. If you're a top cow, what,
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#335
- are you gonna not eat? - Now, I'm sorry, we can't help you.
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#336
A-All right. Well... I have info.
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#337
All right, well, what's your info?
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#338
First, give me some gum for Dennis.
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#339
Oh, hardball, huh? Okay, I'll tell you what.
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#340
No, no, don't, don't, don't...
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#341
I'm gonna give you one shred.
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#342
- Ooh! Oh, not cool dude! - Oh, I knew he was gonna do that.
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#343
I just didn't want to feel weak in front of Frank.
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#344
I-I want to be a big-deal cow, too.
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#345
Well, now I want to be a big-deal cow, and I want gum.
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#346
But don't eat all my gum, Charlie.
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#347
All right, well, what's your info? What'd you find out?
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#348
- I found a clue. - What is it?
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#349
Give me some more gum for Dennis.
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#350
- No. I don't trust you. - Why not?
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#351
'Cause you're just gonna put it in your mouth and eat it again.
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#352
I won't. I promise.
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#353
Mm. His neck is high. Makes me trust him.
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#354
Good posture, bro. Okay. All right, I trust you.
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#355
- Ooh! - Aah!
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#356
- I knew he couldn't be trusted. - Oh, not cool, man.
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#357
Never trust another man in a negotiation, that's textbook.
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#358
Art of the Deal. Art of the Deal, bro.
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#359
Oh, you tried to tell me that. All right, Art of the Deal.
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#360
Art of the Deal, Art of the Deal.
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#361
Hey, look, we're getting somewhere, right?
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#362
We're in negotiation. That-that's good.
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#363
- That's good, men being men. - What do you got?
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#364
All right, well, tell-tell us what the clue is.
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#365
Why would I tell you? You already gave me what I want.
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#366
Because we both know what Dennis'll do to you
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#367
if you come back empty-handed-- he will scratch you silly, Mac.
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#368
Killer negotiation, man.
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#369
- Holy shit! - Yeah. Pretty sweet, right?
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#370
- Art of the Deal. - Art of the Deal.
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#371
So what's up, what'd you find?
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#372
I got this.
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#373
I think it's time for a summit.
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#374
Thank you for coming to my summit.
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#375
Well, it's not your summit. It's everyone's summit.
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#376
That's what a summit is.
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#377
The point is we're here to discuss
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#378
the terms of your surrender.
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#379
Our surrender? Why would we surrender to you?
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#380
We know you have the heart-shaped lock.
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#381
Goddamn it, Mac! You told them?!
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#382
Ooh!
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#383
And we have all the leverage,
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#384
because we have something you need,
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#385
and we're not gonna tell you what.
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#386
The key?
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#387
- Yeah. - Okay,
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#388
so there goes your leverage.
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#389
Yeah.
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#390
Oh, no, I don't think so.
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#391
For you cannot open a lock without a key.
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#392
And you can't do anything with just a key.
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#393
It appears we're at a standstill.
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#394
Yeah.
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#395
- Yeah. - By the way, is anybody else wondering
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#396
why we haven't heard Dee make a peep this entire time?
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#397
Goddamn it, you guys!
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#398
Why is no one answering me?!
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#399
I don't even think they can hear you.
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#400
Is there a chance your brother would've
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#401
sound-proofed his room for some reason?
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#402
Ugh... Oh, no.
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#403
Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, there is.
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#404
Oh, Dennis, you psychopath.
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#405
How long have I been locked in here?
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#406
What the...
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#407
DENNIS Welcome, sexual conquest.
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#408
As previously discussed, you've pressed the button
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#409
on the alarm clock, signifying your permission
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#410
to begin the game.
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#411
- Ew. - A digital copy of your thumbprint
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#412
has been sent as your e-signature
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#413
confirming your full consent
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#414
- for whatever may happen to you. - Oh, God.
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#415
We've also discussed the safe word.
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#416
Feel free to use it at any time...
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#417
but, as we both know, from your Craigslist profile,
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#418
you probably won't.
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#419
Good luck.
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#420
Oh! Oh, no!
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#421
- Oh, my God. No, no, no. - Remember,
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#422
- Come on, Dennis. - if you're having too much fun,
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#423
- it ruins it for me. - Wh...
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#424
Ah, ah, ah.
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#425
You didn't say the safe word.
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#426
Goddamn it, Dennis.
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#427
This is insanely disturbing.
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#428
All right, you do it for a living.
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#429
Get off your high horse.
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#430
- Dennis! Oh, no. - Okay, okay,
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#431
maybe I can help you unlock the door after all.
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#432
What do you see in the room? What's the first clue?
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#433
No, no, you don't get it.
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#434
There's no going out that door, all right?
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#435
I-I know my brother better than anybody else.
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#436
The fact that his prisoner cannot escape
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#437
is really what's getting him off.
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#438
Without that safe word there's only one way out of this room.
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#439
And that's doing something drastic.
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#440
And no decision upon us.
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#441
So I will tarry forth with what we've said about...
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#442
Oh, gentlemen, uh, gentlemen, if I may.
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#443
As your newly elected speaker, I'd like to start by saying
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#444
I henceforth relinquish any possibility
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#445
of becoming team leader from myself.
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#446
So long as I am able to retain this excellent title,
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#447
as speaker of the tribe.
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#448
Uh, do we all agree to these terms?
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#449
Uh, yeah.
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#450
Then, as the time in the game is drawing close to an end,
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#451
as is the flavor of our gum,
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#452
I shall commence with the terms we've all discussed posthaste.
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#453
As we all know, we men possess
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#454
both the lock and the key.
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#455
The turning of said lock and key shall give us the code
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#456
to open that door and render us victorious.
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#457
The turner of said key should and shall be our team leader.
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#458
So the election of this leader
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#459
is our top priority at this time.
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#460
Followed only by the power dynamic
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#461
that falls underneath this leader.
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#462
And then, lastly, there is the matter of meat,
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#463
and who among us
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#464
gets to graze upon it.
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#465
Too far?
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#466
I'll dial it back a bit. I'll dial it back a bit.
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#467
- Back up. - That's very good.
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#468
Frank...
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#469
as the purchaser of the meat upon our imminent victory,
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#470
you have offered to award each one of us with our own
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#471
20-ounce sirloin steak,
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#472
provided you bite yours first.
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#473
Is this correct?
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#474
Correct.
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#475
Now, Dennis, as the possessor of the lock,
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#476
albeit through unscrupulous methods,
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#477
let us not have another scratch.
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#478
You shall bite your steak second, followed by Mac,
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#479
the original finder of the lock.
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#480
And lastly, me, for I picked the shortest of the straws.
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#481
It was unfortunate, but you were all kind enough to grant me
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#482
the speaker position as to stop the incessant arguing
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#483
that took place upon the picking of straws.
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#484
Yeah.
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#485
Do we all agree to these terms?
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#486
Very good. Very good.
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#487
Then, gentlemen, on the count of three, we shall dispense
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#488
of our chewables and commence with the turning of the key.
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#489
One...
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#490
two...
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#491
three.
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#492
Gentlemen, I will remind you
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#493
that time is of the essence.
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#494
Very good.
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#495
Frank, the lock and the key.
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#496
But before he opens it, I'd like to take a brief moment
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#497
to recognize our excellent work as men...
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#498
- Mm. - navigating these difficult waters
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#499
with ethics, with grace,
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#500
with minimal violence.
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#501
But, above all, without compromise
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#502
to our masculine identity by any admission of guilt,
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#503
failure or weakness.
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#504
Hear, hear.
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#505
Ah, to us as men.
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#506
Ah, to us as men. Frank, uh, lead us to our victory.
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#507
Men.
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#508
Hmm.
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#509
- There's something inside. - Uh...
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#510
- What is it? What is it? - A note.
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#511
What does the note say?
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#512
"And so the game begins."
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#513
What?!
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#514
I-I think this is only the first clue.
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#515
Oh, oh, shit. There's a whole
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#516
shitload of instructions
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#517
- on what to do next. - No, no, no.
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#518
Next? H-How many things do we have to do next?
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#519
Yeah, what is that?
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#520
- Well, well, 20, 30...? - Uh...
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#521
There's like a hundred in there.
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#522
- Oh, shit. - 20, 30? How much time do we have left?
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#523
- Oh, no, no, no. - Two minutes.
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#524
- Two minutes? - Two minutes.
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#525
- We don't have time to do those things. - Oh, no!
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#526
Frank, Frank, you're in charge.
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#527
- What do we do? - I don't know what to do!
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#528
- You assholes! Let me in! - Holy shit.
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#529
- Dee's out on the ledge. - She got out of your room.
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#530
- Clever girl. - Dee!
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#531
Come on, you son of a bitch. Let me in. I can help you.
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#532
- I can get you out of there! - Dee, be careful.
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#533
- That ledge is really small. - Just let me in.
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#534
Stop! Stop the game!
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#535
She's gonna fall! Let her in!
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#536
You guys, you have to...
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#537
Oh, shit!
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#538
I am so sorry that this happened to you.
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#539
We've never had an injury before.
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#540
Well, I'll sue the shit out of them, Amanda.
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#541
I'm gonna do it. I hate them.
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#542
Okay? I-I... If they just would've listened to me.
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#543
- I knew how to help them get... - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!
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#544
- Oh, there she is! There she is! - Hey!
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#545
- Oh, my God. Woo! - Dee! Dee! Dee! Dee!
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#546
There's our girl.
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#547
Oh, yeah. Hey, guys.
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#548
Yeah, Dee, you outsmarted them.
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#549
- You won the game. - Yeah.
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#550
You took a fall for the boys.
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#551
A-And you know what? That's what a quarterback does.
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#552
Sacrifices his-- or her-- body for the team.
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#553
- You really were the quarterback. - I was...
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#554
- I was the quarterback, right? - Absolutely.
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#555
Yeah, you sure were. Yeah, no, you figured out
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#556
the only loophole in my carefully curated
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#557
and well-researched bondage facility.
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#558
You're the only person who's ever done that.
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#559
- Really? - Yeah, the only one. The only one.
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#560
Yeah, game nerd. Now, take the picture.
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#561
- What are you talking about? - Oh, y-you said
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#562
if we worked as a team and we escaped from the room,
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#563
then you would take our photo for your website.
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#564
Yeah.
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#565
But you didn't work as a team.
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#566
- Yeah, no, no, yeah-yeah, we did. - Yeah, yeah.
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#567
Yeah, absolutely we did, 'cause we-we got
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#568
- out of the room. - Yeah.
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#569
Yeah, because I let you out.
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#570
Oh, yeah, but it was before the timer went off,
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#571
and you didn't specify how we get out, just that we get out.
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#572
- Yeah, that's on you, really. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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#573
- That's not on us. Okay? - Yep.
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#574
- Take the picture. - I don't see the problem here.
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#575
Just take the picture.
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#576
- Okay. - Yeah, but, wait, wait, wait!
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#577
Wait, before you do that.
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#578
- Uh, Frank got steaks. - Steaks for everybody.
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#579
- Oh! Steaks. - Yay!
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#580
Yeah, everybody gets one, but Dee...
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#581
you get to bite first.
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#582
Oh, wow.
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#583
Thanks, guys.
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#584
All right, take the picture, loser.
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#585
- Yeah. - Yeah, let's go, let's go.
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#586
One, two, three!
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#587
Cheese!