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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 13, Episode 5 — The Gang Gets New Wheels

#2
because I'd like to discuss something very, very important.

#4
- Please. - We're gathered.

#5
Okay, so, now that you've gathered,

#6
I know that a lot has been on your minds

#7
these last couple weeks since I've been back.

#8
Burning questions about my personal life, yeah.

#9
I was gone. Now I'm back.

#10
That's been confusing for you. It's been overwhelming.

#11
The whole thing has been overwhelming for you.

#12
And you've danced around the topic for a while now

#14
but I would like for you all to know that I am ready now,

#15
and I think it's time to open it up to questions.

#17
Really. All those questions that you've got for me

#18
about what's going on, go ahead and ask them to me now.

#19
You want to ask me

#21
- I don't care. Do you care? - I mean, it doesn't really...

#22
I may go back. Yeah.

#23
- Okay. - Hmm.

#24
So, you guys want to ask me questions about my family.

#25
- I don't. - Yeah. Hey, listen,

#26
sometimes it's best to raise a family from a distance.

#29
- All right, dude. - Okay.

#30
Okay, so, if we're gonna sit here,

#31
and you guys are gonna insist on asking me personal questions,

#32
then be serious. All right? L-Look, look,

#33
so, if all of you are done with your stupid questions,

#34
okay, then I have a question to ask.

#36
- Where's what? - Where's what? Where's what?

#37
Where's my car, man?

#38
Where's my Range Rover?

#39
I'm sure you guys, like, stashed it somewhere safely,

#40
you know, in my absence. And that's cool. I get it.

#41
But now I want it back, so where-where is it?

#42
We didn't move you car. It's right where you left it.

#43
Goddamn it.

#45
that was... That was like a part of me.

#46
You know, I considered it part of my identity, really.

#49
'cause you've never owned a vehicle.

#50
- We own vehicles. - Yeah? Name one.

#51
Well, we had those matching Mongoose bikes back in the day.

#52
Yeah. And I felt like a piece of me was gone

#53
- when they got stolen. - Oh, that's right.

#54
- So it's not like I can't relate. - Yeah.

#55
Dude, I wonder if they have bikes around here.

#56
- Something like that. - They don't have bikes.

#57
- What are... - She's a beaut, right?

#58
How can I help?

#59
Yeah, no, she's cool. She's cool.

#61
you know, but there's a grace to it

#62
that I-I think I could probably work with.

#63
That being said, do you guys have any '93 models?

#65
Oh. Well, that sucks.

#66
Uh, well, I'll take... I'll take this one, then.

#67
Uh, it's-it's great,

#68
and I'm gonna drive it straight out of the showroom.

#69
So go ahead and open up those big doors

#70
or however the hell you get these cars in there. Open those up.

#72
- Come on. - Yes, yes. Um, oh, yeah.

#74
- about financing. - You never bought me a Range Rover.

#75
All I got were shit cars, which you guys crashed,

#76
and you certainly never reimbursed me.

#77
Yeah, yeah, quit your squawking, Dee.

#78
Hey, uh, Frank, this guy needs to talk financing.

#79
- This is the one I'm gonna get here. - Ooh.

#80
Very nice. Here you go, Dennis.

#81
- Yeah, all right. - That's for you.

#82
- There you go. - Yeah.

#83
- Uh, what is this, Frank? - That's $473.

#84
That's the Kelley Blue Book value of your car.

#85
- Hmm. - Okay.

#86
Yeah, that-that's not gonna be

#87
nearly enough to pay-pay for the down payment

#88
on this, on this car here, so...

#89
- Uh, is it? - Uh, no.

#90
Come on, man. What are you doing here? Why did you do this?

#91
I came here to buy myself a Range Rover.

#93
- It's a beauty. Look at that. - Hmm. Yeah.

#94
And-and I'm gonna pay full price,

#95
so take it out of there, please.

#97
That's right. It feels so good.

#98
I haven't bought myself a new car in ages.

#99
- I just need to see a driver's license. - Oh, yeah, yeah.

#100
I got it. Right here. Absolutely.

#101
There you are.

#103
Why not?

#105
1984.

#107
Dork.

#108
Jump this manhole.

#109
Nice.

#112
Bro, bro, I feel like a carefree, young kid

#114
Yeah! Me too.

#115
Why did we stop riding these things in the first place?

#117
Dude, Shawn Dumont and their buddies,

#119
Shawn Dumont. That's right.

#120
- What an asshole. - Yeah.

#122
"What are you gonna do about it?"

#123
What are you gonna do about it. And what can you say to that?

#124
That's, like, the perfect line.

#126
It ends all conversations.

#127
You know, I'm starting to think that Dennis was right.

#128
It's like what you ride is your identity.

#129
It-It's like who you are. It's like, this,

#130
this feels like who I am.

#132
- He stole our identity. - Cool bikes.

#133
Oh.

#134
Hey, thanks, man. Uh...

#135
your bike's really cool, too.

#137
You guys look like you're 40.

#138
- Well, we are 40. - Do you have

#139
the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!

#141
- 'cause I could do much better than him. - Really?

#142
- Then why don't you, Mac? - It's difficult out there.

#143
You guys will understand when you get older.

#144
Oh, don't push your agenda on them.

#146
- at least one of them... - You guys suck.

#150
Oh, okay.

#151
- Go! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Sorry. Go, go, go.

#152
Go. Go. Go, Charlie, go!

#153
Hey-ho. Look alive.

#157
Yeah. You know, personally, I never saw myself

#158
in an economy car, but I got to tell you,

#160
Yeah, so, I've been gone for a while.

#161
I'm sure you noticed.

#162
But now I'm back on the scene, you know? Doing my rounds.

#163
See where the housewives are posted up. Have a good time.

#164
You know, do me a favor, keep it out front for me,

#165
because I don't think I'm gonna... Oh.

#166
Probably doesn't speak English.

#167
Hey-o.

#168
What up, ding-dong?

#169
Whoa, what is this? Wh-What am I seeing?

#170
Oh, what, you like my new beast?

#171
- How are you in this car? - Well, it's Frank's car.

#172
But, uh, until he gets his license back,

#173
it's mine. I'm gonna drive it.

#174
I just got to drop him off where he needs to go.

#175
Just dropped him off at driver's ed.

#176
And I got to tell you, Dennis.

#177
I get why you want to be a Range Rover man.

#178
You know, it's kind of like you're up on a throne

#179
a-and you-you're looking down on all the minions, you know?

#180
- Very powerful. Yeah. Oh. - Right. Right. Right.

#181
Thank you. You just, uh, keep it out front.

#182
- Oh, yeah. - Don't bother. He doesn't speak English.

#183
- Of course, ma'am. - Thank you.

#184
No, I mean, he didn't spe... He doesn't, um...

#185
- Huh? - I'm-I'm saying he doesn't...

#186
- What were you saying? - He doesn't always speak English.

#187
Sometimes he's... I come here a lot, so, yeah.

#188
Uh, anyway, you want to hear something that's really cool?

#189
- All right. - I drove all the way here

#190
and barely used an ounce of gas.

#191
Now, that is both economically and environmentally responsible.

#192
- So... - Excuse me.

#193
Is that the 2018?

#194
Oh, it most certainly is.

#195
I was just telling my friend Brenda here

#196
that she needs to upgrade.

#197
- She is still driving a 2013. - All right.

#198
Oh.

#199
Are you loving it? I mean, just loving it?

#200
I tell you what, I am loving it. And, Brenda, you got to upgrade,

#201
you stupid bitch. Okay? Don't be a dumb idiot.

#202
- Oh, you are fun. - Eh.

#203
- Would you like to join us for lunch? - Oh, yes.

#204
Uh, you know, ladies,

#205
you know, while we're on the subject of cars,

#206
um, I actually drove here in a Prius today...

#207
Oh, so you don't have a Range Rover.

#208
Uh, well, no.

#209
- I just said I have a Prius... - No? Okay.

#210
Then why are we talking to you?

#211
- Come on. - Oh, my gosh.

#212
So when you come to a four-way stop,

#213
who has the right of way?

#214
Okay, what you want to do is,

#215
you want to lurch into the intersection.

#216
It's like, kind of like a game of chicken.

#217
You lurch and then you lurch, you lurch some more,

#218
and whoever doesn't flinch gets to go first.

#219
Mr. Reynolds, if you would just look at the book.

#220
Well, e-excuse me, in all due respect,

#221
but this book does not have the real rules of the road in here.

#222
There's nothing in this book about the Asians.

#223
You can't be PC

#224
on the road and expect to live.

#225
You will die.

#226
You go to a four-way stop,

#227
and you think the rules of the road are going to apply

#228
to an 80-year-old Asian woman, you're gonna get blasted.

#229
Right. Well, we are out of time

#230
for today. I urge you all

#231
to study what's in the book and not listen to this man here.

#232
Bruh, that shit was hilarious.

#233
You're gonna fail so hard, man.

#234
I can't afford to fail. I ca...

#235
- You mind if I cheat off you? - Yeah, maybe.

#236
- Yeah. - What's in it for me?

#237
I'll buy you a case of beer.

#238
Nah, I never get carded.

#239
Cigs? Weed? Blow?

#240
Nah, I'm in high school, man. I can get all that shit.

#241
- How about porno? Yeah. - Porno?

#242
Dude, I've got a phone.

#243
I've been looking at porno since I was, like, 10.

#244
No, I'm talking about the real thing.

#245
- The real shit? - Yeah, the real deal.

#246
- All right. - Yeah?

#247
- Yeah. - Let's go.

#248
Hey, man.

#249
- Whoa. - How's it going?

#250
Wha-What are you doing?

#251
Oh. I'm John. Aren't you my Uber?

#252
Am-am I your Uber? No, I...

#253
Oh, okay. Okay.

#254
Yeah, I think I see what's happening here.

#255
Yeah, no, no, I'm-I'm not your Uber, I'm not your ride.

#256
- Oh, God. - So, yeah.

#257
Yeah, so why don't you... um, why don't you get out?

#258
Yeah, sorry, man. Nice car, by the way.

#259
Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, no, it is a...

#260
It is a nice car, isn't it? Yeah.

#261
Yeah, nothing to be ashamed of.

#262
Not at all.

#263
It's very sensible. I Uber 'cause I drive this old piece of shit

#264
- that gets no mileage, so... - Ah. Yeah.

#265
- Hey, John, was it? - Mmm-hmm.

#266
That's a strong economy name.

#267
You know, it says so much, yet it says so little.

#268
Yeah, you got a good economy face on you, too.

#269
- What? - Eh.

#270
Hey, man, I got to get going.

#271
I have some friends from my fantasy league coming over,

#272
- so I should find my ride. - Hey, I like sports, too.

#273
Yeah, I do, but I've never really engaged with the fantasy element of it.

#274
- No? Oh, it's the best. - No.

#275
And daily fantasy makes every game matter.

#276
- Huh. - You get way more bang for your buck.

#277
Ah. Well, that's economical.

#278
I... You know what? That makes total sense.

#279
I think I'm, I think I'm starting to understand now.

#280
It always seemed foolish to me before,

#281
but this economy car has got me thinking

#282
I could enjoy economy activities.

#283
You know what, John. Cancel your ride.

#284
I'll drive you to your fantasy.

#285
Thanks, man.

#286
- Yeah. - Huh.

#287
Aw, dude, when was the last time we bought baseball cards, man?

#288
I don't know, but it's fun, dude,

#289
and it's also, like, a great investment, right?

#290
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I got a Chuck Knoblauch!

#291
- That's, like, pre-yips, man. - Pre-yips?

#292
- Yeah. - That could be worth a fortune!

#293
Yeah, it's gonna be worth a lot, man. He was good.

#294
See, this is what I feel like we missed out on.

#295
Like-like, our whole lives could've been different

#296
if those bikes weren't stolen, you know?

#297
Yeah, I know.

#298
Wait. Where's your bike?

#299
Ah, shit.

#300
Yeah, bro, I don't know if I'm down

#301
for whatever you got planned out here.

#302
- I mean... - No, no. Here you go.

#303
- What the hell is... - This is, this is it.

#304
This is it. This is it. This is where I kept it.

#305
Check this out. Huh?

#306
Check this out. Trésor.

#307
- Check this out. Yeah. - Trésor?

#308
Look at this. Look at that.

#309
Skank. Hold on to that.

#310
- Look at this. Score. - Okay, but...

#311
- Look at it. This is... - Brah, I-I thought, I thought

#312
you was gonna get me laid, all right?

#313
- That would have been lit. - Huh? Well, this is just...

#314
- This shit's just weird as hell. - Well, no...

#315
- I mean, the plastic bags? Come on, man. - Well, the...

#316
Look, my-my boy Dennis is tight with the girls.

#317
He's gonna get you laid, but you got to help me pass that test.

#318
Here, check this out. look at that. Ooh!

#319
- Oh, yeah. Hey, hey. No, no. - Huh? That's nice. Wait.

#320
Hold that up. I want to get it for my Instagram story.

#321
Yeah, that was good. That was good. Here you go, here you go.

#322
- Check this out. Ho! - Oh!

#323
This shit's weird as hell, man.

#324
Yeah.

#325
I mean, sure, it feels a little fast.

#326
And at first I thought it was 'cause I had the newest model,

#327
but that's not it.

#328
They recognize me for who I really am.

#329
You know, my true identity.

#330
They, uh, invited me to Turks and Caicos for Karen's birthday

#331
on a private jet.

#332
That's when I was like, "Okay, well, which one is it?

#333
"Turks or Caicos? 'Cause I'm not invited back on Caicos."

#334
Why aren't you laughing?

#335
No. Well, you probably don't speak English.

#336
I speak English. It's just not funny.

#337
- Oh, my God. - Oh.

#338
Deandra, that massage was everything.

#339
- Was it? - Ah. We deserve it.

#340
- Mmm. - At least I do.

#341
I just wish my second husband came with a dimmer switch.

#342
I forgot how much energy men in their 20s have.

#343
Oh.

#344
Karen upgraded. Her first husband was, like, 70.

#345
- Mmm. - Now she's got a boy toy

#346
with 5% body fat. Yum.

#347
Karen, you dog.

#348
But his brain is the size of a pea,

#349
- so conversations are like pulling teeth. - Hmm.

#350
You don't have to worry about these things

#351
- 'cause you've never been married. - That's true.

#352
The fuck is that supposed to mean?

#353
Oh, Karen, you bitch.

#354
You dumb idiot. You stupid savage.

#355
You're not the alpha here, you crusty-ass fool.

#356
Oh, I'm gonna cuck you so hard.

#357
Your boy toy... He's mine.

#358
I will destroy you.

#359
I am a 2018 Range Rover woman.

#360
I am a golden goddess.

#361
Who are you, idiot?

#362
Savage!

#363
Idiot!

#364
Yo, yo, Den dog, we're here. Hey.

#365
Hey, Frankie.

#366
- Hey, how you doing? - What's up? Hey.

#367
- Hey, thanks for inviting us. - Yeah.

#368
Hey, uh, listen, everybody, this is my friend Frank

#369
- and his, uh, friend. His-his, uh... - Hey.

#370
- ...young friend. - Mmm-hmm.

#371
- Thanks for inviting us. Yeah. - Make yourself at home.

#372
- Hey. Hey. - Yeah. Hey.

#373
Uh, what do you think, guys? It's pretty great, right?

#374
John's got a pretty nice setup.

#375
You know, he's got great Wi-Fi, too,

#376
which is great for playing fantasy sports.

#377
We're-we're doing a little fantasy baseball right now.

#378
Is this the dude you're talking about?

#379
Uh, yeah. Mmm, yeah.

#380
Don't embarrass me, man.

#381
- I'm not embarrassing you. - Dennis.

#382
- This place is weak, bro. - Oh.

#383
- Bro. - It's not... No, not weak.

#384
Who is... Yeah. Not weak, guy.

#385
I mean, these guys, they-they totally get it.

#386
You know what I mean? Hey, look.

#387
They work hard, but they play hard, you know?

#388
They play fantasy hard, too.

#389
Yeah. I really want to show you this lineup I...

#390
Dennis?

#391
At least hit on the one chick that's here.

#392
Oh. Uh, no. That's-that's Tara, and I think, uh...

#393
I think John's got a little bit of a thing for her, so...

#394
You lose your mojo?

#395
I didn't lose my mojo.

#396
- I still got my... - Yeah, you got it.

#397
- You got the moves? - I got my mojo.

#398
- I said you-you... - What are you doing?

#399
- Uh, Insta story. - Kids.

#400
Cool. What is it?

#401
It's video, bro.

#402
Uh, okay. What do I do?

#403
Like, should I do, like, a thing, or...

#404
Oh, this dude sucks.

#405
What are you doing, man? I don't suck. Dude, I'll suck you.

#406
- You'll suck me? - No, that's...

#407
- That's not what I meant. - Oh, that's perfect, man.

#408
What are you, what are you gonna do with that, dude?

#409
- Don't put that out in the world. - Go, go, go, go.

#410
- Go hit on the girl, will you? - Yeah.

#411
- I'll show you what sucks, huh? - Let's go. Let's see it.

#412
- I'll hit on Tara, man. You'll see. - I want to watch. Let's go.

#413
- Who is this guy? - Come on.

#414
- Watch this. Watch this. - All right. All right.

#415
Yo.

#416
- Hey, what's up? - Hey, what's up, man?

#417
Um, oh, cooking. You... What is that, chili? Cool.

#418
- Yeah. - Did you make enough for everybody?

#419
- Yeah, you want some? - Oh, no. It makes me... Makes me fart.

#420
I don't want to, I don't want to fart right now.

#421
Um... I noticed you were wearing a hat,

#422
and that's... That's pretty cool.

#423
Like, I don't see a lot of, like, girls wearing hats,

#424
you know, and I'm wearing a hat, too, you know.

#425
It's like, it's like we're... It's like we're hat twins.

#426
You know what I mean? Yeah.

#427
And I-I have a twin.

#428
I mean, I am a twin. Like, I'm part...

#429
I'm one part of a twin. Uh...

#430
I have a twin sister, is what I'm trying to say.

#431
Mmm.

#432
Yeah, she farts a shit ton, man.

#433
Yeah. I-I don't have that.

#434
Like, everything makes her...

#435
Everything makes her fart.

#436
- I'm gonna get back in there. - Yeah.

#437
- Yeah. - The Minnesota Twins.

#438
- You know what I'm saying? - Yeah, they're a team.

#439
Mmm.

#440
It was pretty cool.

#441
We're gonna hit the road. Uh...

#442
- Are you guys gonna take off? - Yeah, we're gonna

#443
- take off. - Be good though, bro.

#444
- Word. Word. - See you, man.

#445
Look, just pedal faster.

#446
I'm going as fast as I can, bro. You tacked on

#447
- a little too much mass, I think. - Don't blame this on me, dude.

#448
- Are you doing the leg routine I gave you? - I'm so tired

#449
- of doing your routines, man. - Are you drinking the Fight Milk?

#450
It makes me so sick!

#451
- There it is! - Oh, shit! That is it!

#452
- Hey! - Hey, punks!

#453
- That's our bike. - Well, it's ours now.

#454
What are you gonna do about it?

#455
Listen, you little piece of shit. I'm gonna...

#456
Yo, whoa! Hey! The hell is this?

#457
What are you doing? You yelling at my kid?

#458
- Uh, thank you for coming out, sir. - You all right?

#459
Uh, I believe that your son and his friends stole a bike.

#460
I'm sorry, Stephen stole your son's bike?

#461
- Uh, no. He stole our bike. - Let me talk to my son.

#462
- Let's see if we can get down to it, okay? - Okay. Okay. Thank you.

#463
- Dude, do you know who that is? - No.

#464
That's Shawn Dumont, who stole our bike in seventh grade.

#465
- That's him. - That's Shawn Dumont?

#466
- Holy shit, you're right. - I know. He got fat as shit, man.

#467
I almost didn't recognize him.

#468
Y-You know what, dude, I don't even care.

#469
I just want to get my bike and let's just go

#470
- and have fun. - Let's just get back to it. All right.

#471
Let's not get tripped up by that.

#472
Okay, good news. He didn't steal it.

#473
What? Uh, yeah, he did. It's-it's right there.

#474
I'm looking at it. You want to take a look?

#475
No, no. He says he didn't steal it.

#476
And, you know, he didn't steal it.

#477
- Okay? - Well, no, that is definitely our bike,

#478
- a-and we want it back, okay? - Yeah, we want it back.

#479
What are you gonna do about it?

#480
Uh... Uh...

#481
- Nothing, yeah. - Nothing.

#482
- Yeah. That's what I thought. - Damn it.

#483
Dude, it's the perfect line, dude. There's no coming back

#484
- from that. - It's just like, when you say it,

#485
it just ends the whole thing.

#486
Damn it.

#487
I can't believe this happened again.

#488
Son of a bitch.

#489
Dee! - Hey.

#490
What a nice surprise. I wasn't expecting you. You know,

#491
I was just telling Brenda about my new bed linens.

#492
- Oh. - Egyptian cotton,

#493
thousand thread count. You got to see them.

#494
Oh, I-I've seen them.

#495
I've seen them real up close and personal.

#496
- I'm sorry? - You heard me.

#497
This spinster spun a web that swallowed your boy toy up whole.

#498
I am a goddess.

#499
Okay, I'm having a hard time following what you're...

#500
I am a golden goddess, you idiot.

#501
Savage idiots!

#502
And I banged your man.

#503
Aidan!

#504
Where the hell were you?

#505
The test was this morning!

#506
- I failed so hard! - Dude,

#507
my mom saw the Instagram with all the porn and shit.

#508
She said no phone privileges and no license.

#509
I'm-I'm grounded, bro.

#510
Aw! Moms are so not lit.

#511
Hey, but, yo, I did get laid last night.

#512
- That's lit. - Yeah.

#513
- Get out! - Who's the alpha now,

#514
- huh, Karen? - Get off my property, bitch!

#515
How could you have done this to me?

#516
Frank?

#517
Deandra, what the hell are you doing here?

#518
Oh, my God. You're the creepy old man

#519
from Aidan's Instagram stories.

#520
Aidan and I are study buddies.

#521
Your husband's taking driver's ed? Well, I tell you what,

#522
I showed him how to drive stick last night.

#523
Aidan's my son!

#524
What's that?

#525
What's up, Dee?

#526
- Oh... - Brenda, call the police. Now.

#527
No, no. All right.

#528
- Um... Oh, my God. - B-Bye-bye. Let's go.

#529
- Get out of here. Keys? - That's right. Go.

#530
- Are you sure about this? - Yes, dude.

#531
Shawn Dumont is an asshole.

#532
He stole our bikes and he stole our identities.

#533
I can't believe he's getting away with this, man.

#534
You know what? We got to do what we should've done

#535
- 30 years ago. - Yes. Yes.

#536
- You're right. - You ready?

#537
Yeah. Shawn Dumont. That prick.

#538
- Son of a bitch. - That goddamn prick.

#539
Yo, I'm gonna steal my dad's vape pen.

#540
I know where he hides that shit.

#541
Hey, you.

#542
- Dennis. - Oh, boy.

#543
It has been a long-ass day. It is definitely beer o'clock.

#544
- What's up? - There is always Coors

#545
- in the garage fridge, bro. - Oh.

#546
Clutch!

#547
What's up?

#548
Jonathan!

#549
What's up?

#550
What is this?

#551
What am I seeing?

#552
This is that gas guzzler I was mentioning.

#553
- Oh. - I don't know.

#554
I think I'm gonna donate it to the fire department

#555
- or something. - C-Can...

#556
Can I...

#557
C-Can I purchase it from...

#558
I will purchase it from you.

#559
The Blue Book value, I'll-I'll give you double.

#560
Deal.

#561
- Be gone from me now. - What?

#562
Be gone from me, you soy boy beta cuck.

#563
The transaction is complete.

#564
Dennis, I don't understand.

#565
Be gone!

#566
Never gonna give you up

#567
Never gonna let you down

#568
Never gonna run around...

#569
Hey! Charlie? Mac?

#570
- Dennis! - Guys.

#571
The cops, the parents, they're all after us.

#572
How'd you get a Range Rover? Let's just get in. Get in.

#573
- Oh, man, we did a bad thing. - Yeah, get in.

#574
- Go! - Oh, Jesus.

#575
Hey, get us out of here, man. Go, go, go.

#576
We did a bad thing, dude. I think I killed a kid.

#577
He did. I saw him. I think the kid's dead.

#578
Doesn't matter.

#579
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it

#580
Inside we both know what's been going on

#581
What the hell is going on here?

#582
Hey!

#583
- Hey, Dee, Frank, what's up? - Hey.

#584
We almost got T-boned by an Asian.

#585
It was totally my fault. She did everything by the book.

#586
Very surprising.

#587
- Also, Dee banged a kid. - Ah.

#588
No, no, I was trying to cuck a bitch...

#589
It doesn't matter. It's okay.

#590
You're in the Range Rover now. All is well.

#591
Never gonna say good-bye

#592
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#593
Never gonna give you up

#594
Never gonna let you down

#595
Never gonna run around and desert you

#596
Never gonna make you cry

#597
Never gonna say good-bye

#598
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

#599
Ooh

#600
Give you up, ooh

#601
Give you up, ooh

#602
Never gonna give, never gonna give

#603
Give you up, ooh

#604
Never gonna give, never gonna give

#605
Give you up

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